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over a year ago
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"When you are 
God your fast
Not always  ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose . "
I do my pelvic floor exercises |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises "
Weight lifting with your fanny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny "
More of a clenching...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny
More of a clenching... "
Care to demonstrate |
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny
More of a clenching...
Care to demonstrate "
Does she have to carry a placard to demonstrate ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny
More of a clenching...
Care to demonstrate "
No one showed me!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny
More of a clenching...
Care to demonstrate
Does she have to carry a placard to demonstrate ? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you are
God your fast
Not always ... and certainly I don’t get nose hair etc cut at the barbers
She may be fast but not loose .
I do my pelvic floor exercises
Weight lifting with your fanny
More of a clenching...
Care to demonstrate
No one showed me!! "
God loves a trier and am very trying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get a message asking if you like younger..
You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32 "
Ohhh shhhush young un, yer legs are younger than that |
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"When you get a message asking if you like younger..
You look at their profile and the cunts are about 32
Ohhh shhhush young un, yer varicose veins in your legs are younger than that
You’re wicked... quite, quite wicked "
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you take a few rennies before bed
You know when your getting really old when rennies no longer cut it and you need industrial strength stuff!!"
Hahaha liquid gaviscon or omeprazole three times a day ? |
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