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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is fanfuckingtastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This thread is fanfuckingtastic

I fucking love that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperation... Ooh I could fuck a grape. (one for those who remember the "generation game")

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desperation... Ooh I could fuck a grape. (one for those who remember the "generation game")

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Desperation... Ooh I could fuck a grape. (one for those who remember the "generation game")

Did Brucie say that to Anthea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Desperation... Ooh I could fuck a grape. (one for those who remember the "generation game")

Did Brucie say that to Anthea

Long before their time.. Sadly. Lol..

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By *iercing blue 123Man over a year ago

Dundee

Hi, it was stu Francis that would have said that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Desperation... Ooh I could fuck a grape. (one for those who remember the "generation game")

Did Brucie say that to Anthea

Long before their time.. Sadly. Lol.. "

Not before mine... sadly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, it was stu Francis that would have said that."

Or a family friendly version..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broke it - fucked it

It's broken - it's fucked

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Seems reasonable = fair fucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Broke it - fucked it

It's broken - it's fucked "

Ohhh I forgot confuckulated - how could I do that ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seems reasonable = fair fucks."

Aye longleggedy one (not fuckin fair

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Broke it - fucked it

It's broken - it's fucked

Ohhh I forgot confuckulated - how could I do that ffs

Can you please move out the way - fucking move

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Don't care = no fucks are given.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't care = no fucks are given.

possibly a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather not listen just now- fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd rather not listen just now- fuck right off

I think my face says that even if I don't sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Broke it - fucked it

It's broken - it's fucked

Ohhh I forgot confuckulated - how could I do that ffs

Can you please move out the way - fucking move"

This one I use in the car a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd rather not listen just now- fuck right off

I think my face says that even if I don't sometimes

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Not the smartest-fkwit

Not the smartest and giving me grief-fucking fkwit.

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

Fuck yes

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

You surely cant be serious and this is not good news..

Also for...

Speed is of the essence = mon tae fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me sideways?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

I think it's you're round-

AND

This is going up you're ass-

IS IT FUCK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot copper - holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think it's you're round-

AND

This is going up you're ass-

IS IT FUCK!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot copper - holy fuck

You need help - you've a fucking problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot copper - holy fuck

You need help - you've a fucking problem "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it on yet-

is it fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it in yet-

is it fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it on yet-

is it fuck

Do i know you- have we fucking met

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it on yet-

is it fuck

Do i know you- have we fucking met

"
Im quite sure we haven't - not a fucking hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it on yet-

is it fuck

Do i know you- have we fucking met

Im quite sure we haven't - not a fucking hope

Bit harsh - nah fucking need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Fucks Sake! Can we calm the fucking swearing down.

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Boring threads, fuck me not another one .

Joking - im only fucking with you OP

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Had enough- fuck the lot a ye.

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Peter horseys back .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the fucking bad language doesn't stop I'm going fuck off out of the fucking place and I don't give 2 fucks if you fucking like it or fucking not.

That's my final fucking word on the fucking thing.

Thank fuck for that.

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Near miss- fuck me , that was close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You’re all fucking mad - I fucking LOVE IT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Peter horseys back .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Ya fucking beauty!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

...kinell!

See? Can be done..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re all fucking mad - I fucking LOVE IT

I am attracted to you - you would fucking get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’re all fucking mad - I fucking LOVE IT

I am attracted to you - you would fucking get it

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re all fucking mad - I fucking LOVE IT

I am attracted to you - you would fucking get it

Fuck me

Yes fucking please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...kinell!

See? Can be done..

Fuckin smerterse

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

glasgow

Fearless - Fuck it let’s do this

I’m not falling for that - Fuuuuuck oooooffffff

Are you telling the truth? - Fuckin’ Aye

Are you feeling jaded/fatigued/exhausted? -Am Fucked

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Who farted, - thats fuckin mingin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scottish Referees- Fucking arseholes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking at the hot pics

Me "Whit the fuck is that?"

Mr "Fucked if ah know!"

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Scottish Referees- Fucking arseholes !"

Hey, fuck you. Not all arseholes!

I am but some aren’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My, but you're an uncouth bunch

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By *iscodavieno1Man over a year ago

dunbar

Fuck this I’m joining the fuck in lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This site is shite. . No fucks received.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are we fuckin done noo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we fuckin done noo

thats what she fucking said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we fuckin done noo

Are we done fuckin noo... Damn.. I didn't know we had started.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

Maybe we fucking have... (we fuckin haven't, just to be fuckin clear.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

. Agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

Maybe we fucking have... (we fuckin haven't, just to be fuckin clear.)"

We guessed that Jane has tasted

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

. Agree "

Agree ?? Agree?????????

I assume you meant to say " hell yeah i FUCKIN agree too. "

Surely thats what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuckin’ confuuuuuusion!!!

You two flirt alot - get a fucking room

. Agree

Agree ?? Agree?????????

I assume you meant to say " hell yeah i FUCKIN agree too. "

Surely thats what you meant?"
:-absofuckinlutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sorry did you lot fucking say something I was flirti... I mean chatting privately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck the lotta you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry did you lot fucking say something I was flirti... I mean chatting privately

Not in my fuckin inbox you weren't.. Fuckin hussey.

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry did you lot fucking say something I was flirti... I mean chatting privately

I tried that once but am to fucking young

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry did you lot fucking say something I was flirti... I mean chatting privately

Not in my fuckin inbox you weren't.. Fuckin hussey.

I love it when ya talk fucking durty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry did you lot fucking say something I was flirti... I mean chatting privately

I tried that once but am to fucking young

Lucky fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Fuck it yolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin man..

"
fucking fixed that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin man..

fucking fixed that

Fekin true..

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Thank fuck it's Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there "

Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

Sounds like a scene from....See no Evil Here no Evil lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End of the week - thank fuck its Friday

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty "

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

At leat we wouldn't need to listen to your patter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

At leat we wouldn't need to listen to your patter

Close your eyes and you don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

At leat we wouldn't need to listen to your patter

Close your eyes and you don't.

Much better thanks

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You surely cant be serious and this is not good news..

Also for...

Speed is of the essence = mon tae fuck"

This is my winner! Definitely swear more in the car than anywhere else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Careful using "golden" for anything in the site.. I hear there are some. Kinky fuckers..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Careful using "golden" for anything in the site.. I hear there are some. Kinky fuckers..

Ohh good fucking advice Jack,thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack"

Twenty seconds... Get it right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack

Twenty seconds... Get it right.

10 seconds to get her kit off and on again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack

Twenty seconds... Get it right.

10 seconds to get her kit off and on again "

Is this how it usually works on fab- I've been doing it all wrong - fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't know never met Jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack

Twenty seconds... Get it right.

10 seconds to get her kit off and on again "

Shit.. She's supposed to get her kit off.. That means my personal best, hang on.. Add ten seconds.. *"gets fingers and toes out*. Thirty five seconds.. Wohoo.. Cheers for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

"
... yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Admins gonna have fuckin ball with this thread. Record number of fuck off sinbins in one day.

Oh feck

Oh shit..

Not THAT feckin durty

I'm a fekin arse..

Not a truer word spoken - you are fucking right there

Cheers.

You said it no me

Get a feckin room you two

Only if Jane comes as well

And if Mr Costa pays for the room..

That’s a fuckin Liberty

What's worse is you and Jason are downstairs having a coffee

Jane joins us after 30 seconds looking bemused

By St twenty seconds of her life. It took her ten to get downstairs

I have the feeling I've missed a golden opportunity here somehow... though not sure what for

Opportunity is a bit of a stretch a nice coffee with me and Costa and 10 seconds of comady with jack

Twenty seconds... Get it right.

10 seconds to get her kit off and on again

Shit.. She's supposed to get her kit off.. That means my personal best, hang on.. Add ten seconds.. *"gets fingers and toes out*. Thirty five seconds.. Wohoo.. Cheers for that.

That's a BIT better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

... yet

No my type I like my meets to have a fanny not be one

(sorry Jack)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

... yet

No my type I like my meets to have a fanny not be one

(sorry Jack) "

I'm offended.. Not by the comment but that you said sorry and didn't own the comment and be proud if saying it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

... yet

No my type I like my meets to have a fanny not be one

(sorry Jack)

I'm offended.. Not by the comment but that you said sorry and didn't own the comment and be proud if saying it.

There are many types of meet though... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

... yet

No my type I like my meets to have a fanny not be one

(sorry Jack)

I'm offended.. Not by the comment but that you said sorry and didn't own the comment and be proud if saying it.

There are many types of meet though... just saying

Am sure we may cross paths one day and I'll even let him buy me a nice malt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't know never met Jack

... yet

No my type I like my meets to have a fanny not be one

(sorry Jack)

I'm offended.. Not by the comment but that you said sorry and didn't own the comment and be proud if saying it.

There are many types of meet though... just saying

Am sure we may cross paths one day and I'll even let him buy me a nice malt "

Lol who knows - life is a mysterious thing Mr Todd

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Also there has been no fucking on this thread for ages - fucking glad it's Friday here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Auto correct changed that - the fucking phone I swear to god man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Auto correct changed that - the fucking phone I swear to god man"

Fucking annoying innit lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Auto correct changed that - the fucking phone I swear to god man

Fucking annoying innit lol

Nearly as annoying as my fat fingers hitting the wrong fucking letter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Are the soldiers getting thrown out the pram or are there other fucking toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Are the soldiers getting thrown out the pram or are there other fucking toys

That depends which fucking version of toy story you're watching..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down "

Going fucking down then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then. "

That's what she fucking said

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said"

She talks too fucking much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Undesirable location... fucking shithole

Refusal... no fucking chance

Desire... Fuckin gimmie it!

Leave me alone... fuck off

Idiot...Fucking fuckwit

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

Fucked if I could tell ye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

Fucked if I could tell ye"

Ahhh the Italian sounding Fuckedifano

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

We just need to fuckin’ know!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

We just need to fuckin’ know!!

For fuck sake leave you 2 for 2 fucking minutes and you fucking fuck about

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

We just need to fuckin’ know!!

For fuck sake leave you 2 for 2 fucking minutes and you fucking fuck about "

Well don’t fucking leave us alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

We just need to fuckin’ know!!

For fuck sake leave you 2 for 2 fucking minutes and you fucking fuck about

Well don’t fucking leave us alone

I fucking now that now

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Hangover ............... ma heids fuckin bustin .

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had enough and going to throw my toys out the pram.... Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

Wrong fucking thread uniform one is 2 down

Going fucking down then.

That's what she fucking said

She talks too fucking much

Don't they fucking all

All except the ones that are fucking

You called?

Oh aye, or drinking fucking coffee

Or fucking while drinking coffee.

That could be termed fucking risky

Or fucking clever

Are we just fucking about noo

I wouldn't fuckin mind. For fuck sake.

We just need to fuckin’ know!!

For fuck sake leave you 2 for 2 fucking minutes and you fucking fuck about

Well don’t fucking leave us alone

I fucking know that now

I'm well and truly fucked now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No way it’s my most used word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No way it’s my most used word "

Better that than killing the fuckers out there

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Fuckers are behind you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*walks in singing, "fuckers to the left of me, fuckers to the right, here I am fucked in the middle with you" *

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

https://youtu.be/NLzI98wTjgs

This thread reminded me of these guys

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

Aw is that fucking right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

Aw is that fucking right

Fucking better befuckinglieve it.

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

Aw is that fucking right

Fucking better befuckinglieve it.

Well aren't you fucking clever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

Aw is that fucking right

Fucking better befuckinglieve it.

Well aren't you fucking clever "

I fucking might be a clever fucker too.

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"And the title should have read "Can you live life without a Fuck" FFS!!!!!

I can't - here's some of mine please add your own if you feel fucking inclined

Pleasure...............How the fuck ARE you?

Resignation............Oh, fuck it!!

Aggression.............FUCK YOU!

Surprise...............Fuck me!

Confusion..............What the fuck....??

Frustration............I don't fucking understand that!

Despair................Fucked if I know!!

Incompetence...........He’s a total fuckwit.

Surprise...............What the fuck is going on here!?

Lost...................Where the fuck are we?

Disbelief..............Unfuckingbelievable!

"Incompetence" = shes a total fuckwit

She??? There’s fucking more behind this

Aw dont be fucking paranoid

Hahaha doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking out to get me

Auch, it's always got to be about fucking you hasnt it

I don't know.. Sometimes it's about fucking you..

Aw is that fucking right

Fucking better befuckinglieve it.

Well aren't you fucking clever

I fucking might be a clever fucker too.

Too fucking far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's next week's new swear word you all discover?

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"What's next week's new swear word you all discover?"

Dour. As in she's a dour faced c..t

That could be a good word for next week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's next week's new swear word you all discover?

Dour. As in she's a dour faced c..t

That could be a good word for next week.

Well at least dour might stir a bit of creativity in it's usage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's next week's new swear word you all discover?

Dour. As in she's a fuckin dour faced c..t

That could be a good word for next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ten (maybe nine) posts and this threads fucked

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Ten (maybe nine) posts and this threads fucked

You’re counting is fuckin awful

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"Ten (maybe nine) posts and this threads fucked

You’re counting is fuckin awful

Your grammar isn't much better.

You're is short for You are

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Ten (maybe nine) posts and this threads fucked

You’re counting is fuckin awful

Your grammar isn't much better.

You're is short for You are

Educated ....... fuckedifiknow .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tender and tasty. Fuckulent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucks sake

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Ten (maybe nine) posts and this threads fucked

You’re counting is fuckin awful

Your grammar isn't much better.

You're is short for You are

That’s me fucking told

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is nearly fucking finished

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

MSD must not be around as He Devil gets the last fuckin word for a change.

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By *rs She DevilWoman over a year ago

Blantyre

Sorry HD, I can't change the habits of a lifetime. GIRFUY!

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