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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The hype around Game of thrones rather pluck my pubes than watch that pish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"
nookie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god, the list is endless.

Fake things...tan, nails, eyelashes (why?!), hair extensions, veneers...

Feet. Especially those with dodgy toes...boak.

People who give their kids stupid names, or even worse, name them after themselves!

Not shallow at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And jazz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most of the people on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cricket!

Hubby loves it and golf or snooker!!

Yawn....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of the people on here"
and yet you stay? Lol

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By *cotscouple85Couple over a year ago

Dumfries

Anal!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

How intelligence levels seem to be just getting lower and lower and to the not knowing how to speak to the opposite sex quite frankly astounds me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of the people on hereand yet you stay? Lol

"

I get the others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

nookie

"

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

I quite like Jazz music its all that country crap that gives me a headache

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By *lay2018Couple over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

I just can't get how others don't swing. You only live once never to set foot on this Earth after one dies so why not make the most of it while your alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most of the people on here"

I hear your fan club has reached maxiumum capacity

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Slang, text speak, overuse of abbreviations, incorporating needless Americanisms.

Noisy yawners/eaters/people who can't take a hot drink without making a noise at both ends of the sip.

Snapchat!

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

How a super stud like me has enough hours in the day to meet all those adoring women that pester me for meets constantly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of the people on here

I hear your fan club has reached maxiumum capacity

"

You've been here long enough to know that most of what you hear on here isn't true

Funny though the stories may be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cyclists

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Reality’ tv

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Backstabbing and two faced cunts.... No time for them at all.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

football!!

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By *ightimefun2Couple over a year ago

stirling

PJ Harvey having a musical career

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

No voters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who can't take the hint..

People who try to drive BMWs in the snow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctor Who

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

Try Some Dave Brubeck

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

Why your feet are a different colour from the rest of your body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How intelligence levels seem to be just getting lower and lower and to the not knowing how to speak to the opposite sex quite frankly astounds me

"

This!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slang, text speak, overuse of abbreviations, incorporating needless Americanisms.

Noisy yawners/eaters/people who can't take a hot drink without making a noise at both ends of the sip.

Snapchat!

"

Misophonia, a disorder which means sufferers have a hatred of sounds such as eating, chewing, loud breathing or even repeated pen-clicking.

I too have this.

Also with you on the snap chat thing. Maybe I'm just becoming middle aged or something, but why do you need butterflies round your head or dog ears ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who judge others. For what ever reasons. Like misspelling to where they live what they work as. etc.

Forum is the best place for them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loads of things, to many to mention.

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

Why im just outside so many lovely ladies age ranges.

Cmon push it up to 51 ladies , i might just hang up my phone and retire at 52.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

Try Some Dave Brubeck

"

(Inserts knitting needles into her lugs)

.......ahhhh, that's better

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By *exy gentMan over a year ago

Midlothian

Abusive messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brexit, Politicians in general

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

BDSM and the whole Sub/Dom thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman's logic (runssss

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

) "

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

"

Give a lift me they are catching up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Give a lift me they are catching up"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

"

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

"

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

"

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

"
.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

.. "

He can read your posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Give a lift me they are catching up"

*Lies in wait whilst Jack and Jason are manoeuvred exactly as planned... we may be illogical but we are also clever... a dizzying mix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Give a lift me they are catching up

*Lies in wait whilst Jack and Jason are manoeuvred exactly as planned... we may be illogical but we are also clever... a dizzying mix

"

It's the best way to be.. Keeps people guessing... Even yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Give a lift me they are catching up

*Lies in wait whilst Jack and Jason are manoeuvred exactly as planned... we may be illogical but we are also clever... a dizzying mix

It's the best way to be.. Keeps people guessing... Even yourself.

"

The more I learn the less I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

"

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Give a lift me they are catching up

*Lies in wait whilst Jack and Jason are manoeuvred exactly as planned... we may be illogical but we are also clever... a dizzying mix

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

"

If you talk nice to him, I'm sure he'll be your mentor

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By *ighlander80884Man over a year ago

Inverness

Shaving off your eyebrows just to use a permanent marker to draw back a god awful black line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

If you talk nice to him, I'm sure he'll be your mentor

"

He's the one that told me go say it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Litter...one thing that's totally avoidable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

If you talk nice to him, I'm sure he'll be your mentor

He's the one that told me go say it

"

Lesson one. Don't listen to Jack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Litter...one thing that's totally avoidable"

Good one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BO can they not smell themselves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

If you talk nice to him, I'm sure he'll be your mentor

He's the one that told me go say it

Lesson one. Don't listen to Jack.

"

I know that now might have told me that before I posted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adult babies? Wtf?

People who pick their dog poo up then launch the bag into bushes etc.

Fly tippers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman's logic (runssss

)

I didn't know we could include mythical things.. (gets in his car and floors it.)

Logical women don't chase guys who crack 70s jokes

Am not old enough to remmber the 70 let me Google it

Just keep an eye on the forum

Examples are rolled out often enough

.

How will he recognise them if he hasn't heard them before.

..

He can read your posts

Might need someone to take me under their wing and point them out

If you talk nice to him, I'm sure he'll be your mentor

He's the one that told me go say it

Lesson one. Don't listen to Jack.

I know that now might have told me that before I posted

"

Then it wouldn't have been a lesson learned., or maybe it was because I wanted a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Adult babies? Wtf?

People who pick their dog poo up then launch the bag into bushes etc.

Fly tippers?

"

People who tie their dog pooh bags to branches and bushes as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This will probably be unpopular but, Random banter. Esp of the insulting variety... What's with that!?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

How TMPM is still PM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How is basketball non contact

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

People who suck their fingers when the eat , people who dont blow their nose , they just snort it back up from where it came from . Lots of things

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

How folk can allegedly join fab for the first time and become verified within wn hour!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who suck their fingers when the eat , people who dont blow their nose , they just snort it back up from where it came from . Lots of things

"

Isn't that what sleeves are for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who suck their fingers when the eat , people who dont blow their nose , they just snort it back up from where it came from . Lots of things

Isn't that what sleeves are for?"

Do you not pick it an eat it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most straight/'bi-curious' women

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most straight/'bi-curious' women"

What do you not get about them?

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

"

Yeah, I agree with the older woman, younger guy thing. I'd feel like some kind of fucking circus act. I see a 20 something female's body and think they'd have to be on glue not to want that!

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple over a year ago

fife

People on here who can’t travel and can’t accomodate !

Single guys pretending to be a couple

Bareback

People who arrange meets and don’t show or log off just as details being finalised

People who can’t plan ahead

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

Yeah, I agree with the older woman, younger guy thing. I'd feel like some kind of fucking circus act. I see a 20 something female's body and think they'd have to be on glue not to want that!"

My thoughts too.

R

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

"

Single females get abuse too.

R

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

Single females get abuse too.

R

"

I bet you girls get more

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

Single females get abuse too.

R

I bet you girls get more

"

Thankfully not too much!

R

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

Single females get abuse too.

R

I bet you girls get more

"

I just get blocked

...not a single female profile though so not quite the same I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

Single females get abuse too.

R

I bet you girls get more

I just get blocked

...not a single female profile though so not quite the same I suppose."

I get blocked before I even message people

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"Single guys who say they get abuse from woman, the ones that reply to me are lovely

Single females get abuse too.

R

I bet you girls get more

I just get blocked

...not a single female profile though so not quite the same I suppose."

I get blocked a fair bit too. It would seem that fuckwits who send shite mail dont appreciate my cuntish replies

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By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

Avengers Endgame, Cyclists who risk life and limb riding on the main road when there is a cycle path right alongside,

General Ignorance.

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By *arex2Couple over a year ago

Bradford

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

Football!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Cricket

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman over a year ago

edinburgh

Big Bang theory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why some people think star trek is better than star wars

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By *onmacMan over a year ago

glasgow

Betting on horses?

12 horses running n odds of 25 to 1. Canny get ma head round that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

"

I love a woman 50+

no idea how anyone could not. They send me mad

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

I love a woman 50+

no idea how anyone could not. They send me mad

"

Thank you. We dont all have droopy boobs, wrinkles or cellulite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

I love a woman 50+

no idea how anyone could not. They send me mad

Thank you. We dont all have droopy boobs, wrinkles or cellulite"

Which is evident from your images

It’s a shame that I’m bellow your preferred age range, unless.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

I love a woman 50+

no idea how anyone could not. They send me mad

"

It's the skills and maturity (though not everyone is)

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By *um4AllAndAll4CumMan over a year ago

The Shire

Folk on here that have nothing but negatives on there profile for example...

Wont do x

Wont meet y

If your this or that im not intrested.

Ok so what do you want to do and what kind of guy/girl/lady or gent are you looling for?

Oh and its even worse when its accompanied by "no face pic no reply" when they dont have one up themselves.

Positive vibes people thats what I do understand

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By *um4AllAndAll4CumMan over a year ago

The Shire

"I don't get why someone would want to meet someone the same age as their children, or even younger.

I don't get why guys in their 20's would want to meet a woman of nearly 50.

I accept some do, but I just don't get it

R

I love a woman 50+

no idea how anyone could not. They send me mad

Thank you. We dont all have droopy boobs, wrinkles or cellulite"

I've always prefered the more mature lady. I like the curvier real figure and the fact that they tend to know what they want so theres no petty silly mind games.

Not that thats always the case obviously.

And yes a fit curvy 40+ woman with that naughty sparkle in her eyes.. just take me now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Xbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. "

Shop somewhere else

A mood like that is likely to make my fancy frothy coffee turn bitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Coffee talk has just reminded me of another.

Kirspy Kreme doughnuts.

I was eagerly anticipating a When Harry Met Sally moment first time one of them got fired into my gub. Talk about anti climax....Not been so disappointed since I went to the cinema to see Free Willy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee talk has just reminded me of another.

Kirspy Kreme doughnuts.

I was eagerly anticipating a When Harry Met Sally moment first time one of them got fired into my gub. Talk about anti climax....Not been so disappointed since I went to the cinema to see Free Willy! "

I can understand the anti-climax with krispy kreme, but who tf doesn't like free willy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. "

I think you find they boild the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality.

I think you find they boild the kettle "

And kettles are now extinct?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. "
love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee talk has just reminded me of another.

Kirspy Kreme doughnuts.

I was eagerly anticipating a When Harry Met Sally moment first time one of them got fired into my gub. Talk about anti climax....Not been so disappointed since I went to the cinema to see Free Willy!

I can understand the anti-climax with krispy kreme, but who tf doesn't like free willy? "

Me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

"

I only started drinking coffee about 5 yrs ago.

(Breathes on TD40).

And the whole coffee shop culture has been alive and well in Europe for hundreds of years. It's just fucking Starbucks and Costa who have monopolized the market and ruined things.

Nothing nicer than finding a cosy wee independent cafe and watching the world go by with a good book and a cappuccino.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

"

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

I prefer free fanny tbh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

"

Your nose is too close to your arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I prefer free fanny tbh..."

Mine will hopefully be roaming wild soon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

Your nose is too close to your arse.

"

Fine, don't believe me, ask your kids!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I prefer free fanny tbh..."
does that smell better than coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I prefer free fanny tbh...does that smell better than coffee?

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee talk has just reminded me of another.

Kirspy Kreme doughnuts.

I was eagerly anticipating a When Harry Met Sally moment first time one of them got fired into my gub. Talk about anti climax....Not been so disappointed since I went to the cinema to see Free Willy!

I can understand the anti-climax with krispy kreme, but who tf doesn't like free willy?

Me."

That's because you thought it was a porn movie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a donut same as any other but add about £2 To the price!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

"

You heard of a mint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

Your nose is too close to your arse.

Fine, don't believe me, ask your kids!

"

You've clearly not smelled my weans!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

You heard of a mint

"

Google it! There's science behind it. And your mint isn't gonna hack it! But hey keep going dude!

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By *e DevilMan over a year ago

Blantyre

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

You heard of a mint

Google it! There's science behind it. And your mint isn't gonna hack it! But hey keep going dude!

"

MSD has hated coffee and the smell of coffee since she was preggers, and has never found it or told me my breath smells of coffee. ???.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

You heard of a mint

Google it! There's science behind it. And your mint isn't gonna hack it! But hey keep going dude!

MSD has hated coffee and the smell of coffee since she was preggers, and has never found it or told me my breath smells of coffee. ???. "

That's the least of her worries!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get people who troll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who troll "

Interesting "offended" thread you started there pal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who troll

Interesting "offended" thread you started there pal.

"

No trolling gene question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences."

You really took that to heart, eh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. love the smell

Hate the taste..tea also nope it's a no from me

Boak!

Whoever drinks coffee and doesn't think their breath smells like shit is deluding themselves!

Your nose is too close to your arse.

Fine, don't believe me, ask your kids!

You've clearly not smelled my weans!

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enough sex

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"I prefer free fanny tbh...does that smell better than coffee?

"

No, but its more fun to slurp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

"

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

"

I think that you have just made me fall in love with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

I think that you have just made me fall in love with you."

You should copy and paste that for your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

"

That's the second nicest thing I have seen said about him today

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

People who wink at you from blank profiles, or even worse hidden profiles...

Like, seriously. What the fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

That's the second nicest thing I have seen said about him today "

What was the first ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

That's the second nicest thing I have seen said about him today

What was the first ?"

On the offended post in Scotland forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get people who don't get that other people have personal sexual preferences.

You really took that to heart, eh

Yeb

It just boggles my mind.

You are controversial but at the same time entertaining Byron. Somewhat patronising when you respond which infuriates people, myself included but your views are your own and I am not going to use social media to change your views lol

That's the second nicest thing I have seen said about him today

What was the first ?"

I'm a loveable rogue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who hate Game of Thrones when they haven't watched it

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By *stonDBS2Man over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Dont get why women feel compelled(usually when yer both having a rite relaxing quiet time together) to ask,"what you thinking right now?"

And get peeved at the standard answer,"oh nuthin".

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By *stonDBS2Man over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Also dont get why everytime i comment in a thread it dies on its arse,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Saturday night and they've all got a social life, don't take it personal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who are absolutely pished but tell everyone on the train they are sober

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By *enchMan over a year ago

glasgow

I don't get why you would go for dinner and a few dates first on a swingers web site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why you would go for dinner and a few dates first on a swingers web site

"

Depends if you’re looking for a friend with benefits or just a quick fuxk, some folk prefer longevity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont get why women feel compelled(usually when yer both having a rite relaxing quiet time together) to ask,"what you thinking right now?"

And get peeved at the standard answer,"oh nuthin".

"

The correct reply should be particle physics and the black hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont get why women feel compelled(usually when yer both having a rite relaxing quiet time together) to ask,"what you thinking right now?"

And get peeved at the standard answer,"oh nuthin".

The correct reply should be particle physics and the black hole "

Can I not just say boobies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why they brought Jason Todd back from the dead. I think he should have stayed dead. But apart from that foot fetish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why they brought Jason Todd back from the dead. I think he should have stayed dead. But apart from that foot fetish "

Cause he's the best Robin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why you would go for dinner and a few dates first on a swingers web site

"

I always have a social first just like all parties fell comfortably and relax I find we all enjoy it more that way, but we have our own preference and that mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't get why you would go for dinner and a few dates first on a swingers web site

"

Bit like foreplay I suppose, build up the tension, wee bit of flirting in public rather than firing straight in with the sausage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why you would go for dinner and a few dates first on a swingers web site

"

To reverse that (though I take your point) I don’t get why you wouldn’t meet someone before having sex with them... attraction has to be there for some even if not for others. Each to their own

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I don’t get why I get asked to talk on the phone or Skype before I’ve even met someone. It’s just not on Fab it’s on other sites too. Yes I get people want to check I’m a female. When I say no they disappear. No respect for my choice.

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By *stonDBS2Man over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

"It's Saturday night and they've all got a social life, don't take it personal

"
Its Sunday now and i have thought of another one,lol.

4th officials at football games,i dont get why they are there,what they are meant to do (they're not even on the pitch),are they just there to get shouted at by either manager?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes

People who don't like dogs.

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By *issxxx73Woman over a year ago

my own world

Men who don’t read my profile,,,, but still contact you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hipsters and craft beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People that don't like marmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you ask for a and the server says is pepsi OK what you going to do if I say naw sandra go down to tescos and get me a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hanging up dogshit in a bag on a tree when there are doggy bins on the route.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you ask for a and the server says is pepsi OK what you going to do if I say naw sandra go down to tescos and get me a bottle "

Why does it not let you say the shorter version of cocacola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most straight/'bi-curious' women

What do you not get about them?"

Most things but mainly the attitude towards pleasure/what they want and do, I know that's a broad statement. I hear a lot from men and it baffles me.

It might also just be me being wholly different. They've had a lot to navigate in the mainstream world.

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By *agluvrMan over a year ago

Airdrie

"Jazz....fucking awful. Never mind sleep deprivation as a form of torture. After 10 mins of this utter pish abusing my auditory nerves and I'm willing to hand over my first born and my bank card.

What do you just "not get"?

"

Women (especially really pretty ones) who insist on pulling that ridiculous duck face in photographs. It’s almost like they’re deliberately trying to look as ugly as sin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/19 00:53:02]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/05/19 00:53:02]"
the amount of guys on here that think they can turn me

I'm no a challange fs haha

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By *ynamiteduo1000Couple (FF) over a year ago

glasgow

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality. "

Leave off the shit coffee breath already. Not like it’s a deterrent. And 15 years ago I was still in school drinking my free milk

D x

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"[Removed by poster at 06/05/19 00:53:02] the amount of guys on here that think they can turn me

I'm no a challange fs haha

"

Turn you into what ? A white Walker.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Lorry drivers that feel the need to put their name on a number plate in their windscreen.

Fuck off you arsehole!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How some Men can fit into woman's High Heels and walk

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

People who can recognise a swinger without:

- pampas grass

- tangerine on dashboard

- black rings (not a euphemism)

- carrier bags tied to shopping trollies ( other vehicles are available)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/05/19 00:53:02] the amount of guys on here that think they can turn me

I'm no a challange fs haha

Turn you into what ? A white Walker. "
if only I'd at least think about accepting that offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Claw-like nail extensions & contouring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who can recognise a swinger without:

- pampas grass

- tangerine on dashboard

- black rings (not a euphemism)

- carrier bags tied to shopping trollies ( other vehicles are available)

"
too funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee.

Doesn't taste good in my opinion, I don't like hot drinks.

Makes people's breath smell like shit.

Huge queues for poncy coffees in any cafe mean I'm delayed getting my sandwich and bottle of juice!

even fuckin drive thru coffee places!

How did anyone ever survive or get through a days work without having to have coffee as part of their daily routine 10 / 15 years ago?

Herd mentality.

Leave off the shit coffee breath already. Not like it’s a deterrent. And 15 years ago I was still in school drinking my free milk

D x"

That's what you think!!!

Was free milk not a primary school thing? Jeez now I feel old, we never got any free milk in school, that must've been after my time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who do not indicate at roundabout fuckwits

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