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Life expectancy....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.....of a wand?

I'm extremely sad to announce the passing of mine....only had it 18mths? Surely they should last longer? Not subjected him to daily abuse but he is definitely on the road out....really noisey. Sounds like a road drill now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!

Do I get a demonstration?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!

Do I get a demonstration? "

Seen as it's you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".....of a wand?

I've had mine 4 years and it's like that now too

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

".....of a wand?

Buy a new one woman..yer minted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!

Do I get a demonstration?

Seen as it's you...

Well thank you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".....of a wand?

I've had mine 4 years and it's like that now too "

4 yrs is pretty decent though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".....of a wand?

Buy a new one woman..yer minted

You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.

Could always start a Crowd Fund

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

".....of a wand?

Buy a new one woman..yer minted

You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.

Could always start a Crowd Fund

Gumtree second hand wan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".....of a wand?

Buy a new one woman..yer minted

You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.

Could always start a Crowd Fund

Gumtree second hand wan

I'm not wanting somebody else's fanny batter all over my wand!

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers. "

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines sadly passed away about a year ago after 3 years of excellent reliable service.

I went shopping that same day for a replacement.

Needs must and all that

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

".....of a wand?

I will never meet a woman after this advice.

Your consumer rights say all electrical goods have a 2 year warranty.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/money-saving-tips/11296784/Shops-accused-of-denying-six-year-warranty-right.html

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

".....of a wand?

Maybe someone's been using the wand while you've been out

John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can have mine if you want. I've never used it!

Do I get a demonstration?

Seen as it's you...

I've always wondered how these things work.. May I sit in too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".....of a wand?

Maybe someone's been using the wand while you've been out

John

Mr D is looking a bit sheepish actually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked

....and not in a good way.

Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.

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By *over-manMan over a year ago

motherwell

you well have to get Mr doggy to finger blast you till you get a new WAN

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you well have to get Mr doggy to finger blast you till you get a new WAN

Thank you for the suggestion but his fingers are red raw with all this DIY.

....next....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mines sadly passed away about a year ago after 3 years of excellent reliable service.

I went shopping that same day for a replacement.

Needs must and all that

Sounds like a plan for today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines sadly passed away about a year ago after 3 years of excellent reliable service.

I went shopping that same day for a replacement.

Needs must and all that

Sounds like a plan for today

I wonder if your wands namesake with the long tongue is on here. Maybe he can help you out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought that sound was the nearby construction work, might also explain the floods.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

".....of a wand?

Mind put it in the right bit at the recycling centre best ask the guys there which section it goes in .

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Mrs Doggy I could give you a loan of a cordless grinder I am sure we could find something suitable for the end of it for your needs

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked

....and not in a good way.

Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act."

Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked

....and not in a good way.

Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.

Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...

I feel your pain.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked

....and not in a good way.

Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.

Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...

I feel your penis .

your profile says your straight Jack ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sincere condolences at this very difficult time.

The loss of such a treasured companion is never easy.

Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you!

At last someone unders_ands the magnitude of this event!

Get the mr to earn his keep now

After 24yrs he is well and truly fucked

....and not in a good way.

Henrik (my wand) was his warm up act.

Henrik!! Henrik fucked me hard and royally over the years too, as it goes...

I feel your penis .

your profile says your straight Jack ?

Bitch.

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

".....of a wand?

Boak

Buy a new one woman..yer minted

You've been hacking the wrong bank balance! I'm skint.

Could always start a Crowd Fund

Gumtree second hand wan

I'm not wanting somebody else's fanny batter all over my wand!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mrs Doggy I could give you a loan of a cordless grinder I am sure we could find something suitable for the end of it for your needs

A grinder?! Jesus Christ....I know I've got a bit of a rep as being a torn face on here but I'm not polishing my bean with a grinder!

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

MrsD if you use the right polishing compound it would have the desired effect or you could always try my tongue on your bean

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MrsD if you use the right polishing compound it would have the desired effect or you could always try my tongue on your bean

If your tongue has the rpm of my last wand you should be on Britain's Got Talent!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mrs Doggy I could give you a loan of a cordless grinder I am sure we could find something suitable for the end of it for your needs

A grinder?! Jesus Christ....I know I've got a bit of a rep as being a torn face on here but I'm not polishing my bean with a grinder!"

you might as well, I barfed in a kebab I found in a bin last night, before I tasted and heaved i thought "this is mrs doggy"

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

MrsD it's not about rpms it's about giving you a leg shaking time it's not about speed

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By *ynamiteduo1000Couple (FF) over a year ago

glasgow

Mine sadly passed last week away after only 9 months. I replaced it within days.

I will take better care of this one

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mine sadly passed last week away after only 9 months. I replaced it within days.

I will take better care of this one "

Was there no 2 Year Guarantee? This would never happen at John Lewis. That said, I don't think they have a sex department.

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again! "

Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel"

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again!

Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel"

Not like us east coast pussies

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again!

Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel"

Made by Girders.

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

"I have one used it for approx 5 secs far too sensitive for me , back in the box never to be seen again!

Glasgow here remember...."Beans of Steel"

Made by Girders. "

Hahahaha !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had my mains powered one five years and still going strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had my mains powered one five years and still going strong "

Maybe I was harder on him than I thought I'd been!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As per above it should still be covered if you have your reciept if it’s a new model then that also confirms purchase dates etc

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