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Nekked Jack's Friday Night Bar
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is now open.
The bar is open early tonight.. Usual fare on offer totally free... Pull up a chair, a stool, a bird or a bloke on the couches... Eat drink, be merry. Have a laugh, a flirt and a dance. My dance card only has one name on it so far so get in quick. Self service but bring me one on your way back.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted! 
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand. "
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas? "
I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well. |
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour "
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R "
I did too.. D*unk doggy is fun doggy.. (not that sober doggy isn't.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R "
Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R
I did too.. D*unk doggy is fun doggy.. (not that sober doggy isn't.) "
(Launches knickers across the room) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R
Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times."
The rest of the time you're a cheeky big shite. |
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R
Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times."
I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R
Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times.
I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss
R "
Aye...they're like rocking horse shit round here....few and far between my kisses |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you phone me a curry....still not got my fucking kitchen sorted!
Have two bottles of wine instead.. One for each hand.
Already on the merlot.....and I ended up on the naughty step when I was drinking and fabbing last so on my best behaviour
No idea why! I thought you were on great form
R
Thank you . Apparently I'm a cheeky wee shite some times.
I struck lucky then. I think I was offered a kiss
R
Aye...they're like rocking horse shit round here....few and far between my kisses "
I want one.. And not a glesga one either. |
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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas?
I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well. "
Oooh if only I had a large Jack to hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So we are now out of Cab Sav Jack, i fancy a shot of something. Any ideas?
I'd personally recommend starting with tequila, then a nice Talisker and finishing with a large Jack.. I hear Jack's smooth, feels great in the lips and also goes down well.
Oooh if only I had a large Jack to hand "
If only.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a large G&T please?
Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes 
Your wishes are my command.
In that case can I have some crisps too please  "
What flavour. Prawn COCKtail. |
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a large G&T please?
Pop me on your dance card too, just mind my toes
Your wishes are my command.
In that case can I have some crisps too please
What flavour. Prawn COCKtail. "
Nah best avoid the fish, how about sausage flavour haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed! 
R
Awww.. Let me tuck you in.
You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!
R "
*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *
How's that then? |
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!
R
Awww.. Let me tuck you in.
You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!
R
*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *
How's that then?"
Much better
R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oofftt! Party is starting just as I'm heading to bed!
R
Awww.. Let me tuck you in.
You're meant to encourage me to stay & party!
R
*grabs you by the hand, spins you round onto the dance floor. *
How's that then?
Much better
R "
Have to say your a much better dancer than I. Am.  |
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