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over a year ago
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"Nigella lawson
Sainsbury mini
Sat phone. "
I'm gonna take a fourth.. Because I can.
Noise cancelling headphones because it's been brought to my attention that nigella would be moaning at me... And not in the good way.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If being all sensible about it it would be
Good quality large utility knife
Tarpaulin
Wind up Radio (I would smuggle a sd card with all my music on it in it)
If I was being less sensible about the question it would be
1 luxury cruiser
1 tanker of fuel
1 rather rich and attractive nymphomaniac captain for the cruiser ( all my 3 takes are used, will need someone to buy the wine, beer food and Sky TV) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jennifer Aniston
SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.
Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!
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Doubles up as squirt goggles for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennifer Aniston
SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.
Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!
Doubles up as squirt goggles for you. "
Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennifer Aniston
SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.
Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!
Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.
Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know! "
Yeah.. I told her that this morning over coffee, in bed.. Of course then my alarm went off... Bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennifer Aniston
SPF 50 at least! Always remember your sunscreen folks.
Jizz goggles for Jennifer, I'm thoughtful like that!
Doubles up as squirt goggles for you.
Wash you mouth out jack! Jennifer has a perfect pelvic floor don't you know!
Yeah.. I told her that this morning over coffee, in bed.. Of course then my alarm went off... Bugger. "
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"If being all sensible about it it would be
Good quality large utility knife
Tarpaulin
Wind up Radio (I would smuggle a sd card with all my music on it in it)
If I was being less sensible about the question it would be
1 luxury cruiser
1 tanker of fuel
1 rather rich and attractive nymphomaniac captain for the cruiser ( all my 3 takes are used, will need someone to buy the wine, beer food and Sky TV)"
Lack of sense sound me awesome x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nigella lawson
Sainsbury mini
Sat phone.
You had me at Nigella 
OK a change.. Nigella and you two..
Acceptance in the post "
*pulls up a chair and a bottle or two of wine and a flask of tea and waits for Mr postman* |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Nigella lawson
Sainsbury mini
Sat phone.
You had me at Nigella
OK a change.. Nigella and you two..
Acceptance in the post
*pulls up a chair and a bottle or two of wine and a flask of tea and waits for Mr postman*"
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