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Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets . |
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"Yes, cert easy to use, discreet and can pay cash if you have too.
The Glasgow ones are quite central locations and looking at around £50/60 for 9-5/10-6 x"
Sounds like not a bad little earner, for £1000 a month I'd be in work between those hours anyway. Anyone who wants to sign up to a yearly contract to hire out my place, let me know, I'll even put a little mint on each pillow every morning!
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"Yes, cert easy to use, discreet and can pay cash if you have too.
The Glasgow ones are quite central locations and looking at around £50/60 for 9-5/10-6 x
Sounds like not a bad little earner, for £1000 a month I'd be in work between those hours anyway. Anyone who wants to sign up to a yearly contract to hire out my place, let me know, I'll even put a little mint on each pillow every morning!
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedy"
What makes you say this ? Most hotels offer it because folk travelling for business needing to take a few hours or people who are going on holiday and need relax before heading off again so it’s not like a big neon sign saying up to no good |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult."
for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with |
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over a year ago
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What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different. |
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"What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different."
it may work for others but for me its seedy and not aomething id contemplate |
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets ."
I've used day rooms before, there's a few hotels in Aberdeen do it, google day rooms and you'll find a couple of booking sites |
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"What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different.it may work for others but for me its seedy and not aomething id contemplate "
I'm with you 
Not sure why tbh?
Maybe I'm watching too much Pretty Woman haha |
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"What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different.it may work for others but for me its seedy and not aomething id contemplate "
Don't understand, it's being used for the same purpose. Is sex only for night time?
Love a morning or afternoon romp, leaves you with a spring in your step for the rest of the day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with "
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Some require ID; driving licence, passport or a CC payment. The Marriot Courtyard at Glasgow Airport takes cash and a written name and address. It is a wonderful idea, close the door, try to forget the world and enjoy each other while everyone else is at work.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different.it may work for others but for me its seedy and not aomething id contemplate
So do we! But paying for a daytime room to meet someone is broadcasting to everyone that you are just hooking up!
If not you would be romping in bed, car, stairs, shower? Somewhere that you aren't paying for haha
Don't understand, it's being used for the same purpose. Is sex only for night time?
Love a morning or afternoon romp, leaves you with a spring in your step for the rest of the day. "
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? "
another who confuses why they are here with why others are here for you its a site to have sex thats not why everyone uses it the clues in the sites name.
I wont answer your frankly stupid question because its not worthy of an answer |
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By using a day use hotel i would think folk would be thinking i was bonking somebodys husband. I prefer to go out in the evening, have something to eat and drink then back to hotel for fun, cuddle up together and wake up together, have breakfast then kiss goodbye. Maybe im old fashioned but to me thats a perfect hotel meet. |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with "
Kids are at school so easy to get away for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"By using a day use hotel i would think folk would be thinking i was bonking somebodys husband. I prefer to go out in the evening, have something to eat and drink then back to hotel for fun, cuddle up together and wake up together, have breakfast then kiss goodbye. Maybe im old fashioned but to me thats a perfect hotel meet."
thats a date?
I'm only looking for sex |
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it's a great site as hotels are able to sell rooms twice and the hotel assume it's business arriving for meetings and cheaper than booking a meeting space. just always check the times as some vary arrival and departure time....I know I make guests leave early so I can resell room.?? |
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"By using a day use hotel i would think folk would be thinking i was bonking somebodys husband. I prefer to go out in the evening, have something to eat and drink then back to hotel for fun, cuddle up together and wake up together, have breakfast then kiss goodbye. Maybe im old fashioned but to me thats a perfect hotel meet.thats a date?
I'm only looking for sex "
Yeah it does sound like a date but thats how i like it. Maybe if i was married i would do things different. |
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets ."
I had one recently was a lovely way to spend a Sunday afternoon indeed |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? "
To be fair going on previous forum posts there seem to be more people meet life partners on fab than on actual dating sites  |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? another who confuses why they are here with why others are here for you its a site to have sex thats not why everyone uses it the clues in the sites name.
I wont answer your frankly stupid question because its not worthy of an answer "
How is that different from calling things other people enjoy seedy?  If it doesn't interest you, pass it by. We don't need the constant negativity on here. And especially new / not frequent posters seem to get it from the ones who think they own the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a revelation lol just checked it out £50 for Jury's Inn, Glasgow City Centre! Didn't know hotels did this. "
everyday a school day on the forums |
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed . "
Far and wide? I don't have a garden anymore. Didn't think I'd miss it, but on days like today I really do |
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed .
Far and wide? I don't have a garden anymore. Didn't think I'd miss it, but on days like today I really do "
Mines is available if you’ve got a lawnmower and hedge trimmer to hand . |
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed .
Far and wide? I don't have a garden anymore. Didn't think I'd miss it, but on days like today I really do
Mines is available if you’ve got a lawnmower and hedge trimmer to hand . "
They went along with my garden. Albie?!!?? |
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed .
Far and wide? I don't have a garden anymore. Didn't think I'd miss it, but on days like today I really do
Mines is available if you’ve got a lawnmower and hedge trimmer to hand .
They went along with my garden. Albie?!!?? "
Naked gardening!!  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed . "
Now I've got that song stuck in my head..... Sowing the seeds of loovvee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure I get the seedy bit myself but everyone has a different view !
I think it’s a great idea if meeting through the day is easier for you! able to order food, bottle of wine or bubbly delivered to you , no mess, washing up or laundry to worry about !! It’s a win win !! |
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"Yes, cert easy to use, discreet and can pay cash if you have too.
The Glasgow ones are quite central locations and looking at around £50/60 for 9-5/10-6 x"
Not all accept cash. Village hotel only take card payments.
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"Oh I like a bit of seedy! I'm away for a look
Springtime get those seeds planted .
That's Mr's job, I provide the tea and biscuits
And he loves sowing his seed .
Far and wide? I don't have a garden anymore. Didn't think I'd miss it, but on days like today I really do
Mines is available if you’ve got a lawnmower and hedge trimmer to hand .
They went along with my garden. Albie?!!??
Naked gardening!! "
He might feel a prick or two with the thorny bushes . |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? another who confuses why they are here with why others are here for you its a site to have sex thats not why everyone uses it the clues in the sites name.
I wont answer your frankly stupid question because its not worthy of an answer
How is that different from calling things other people enjoy seedy? If it doesn't interest you, pass it by. We don't need the constant negativity on here. And especially new / not frequent posters seem to get it from the ones who think they own the site"
i made a simple statement which pertained to the thread.
the rest are replys to questions asked unless the person was trying to be confrontational or cast nasty remarks.
I sincerlely hope your not putting me in the section of those who think they own the site as i speak my mind and often am at crossed words with the glitterati forum gods.
Wont say more my ass aint protected like somes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ? another who confuses why they are here with why others are here for you its a site to have sex thats not why everyone uses it the clues in the sites name.
I wont answer your frankly stupid question because its not worthy of an answer
How is that different from calling things other people enjoy seedy? If it doesn't interest you, pass it by. We don't need the constant negativity on here. And especially new / not frequent posters seem to get it from the ones who think they own the sitei made a simple statement which pertained to the thread.
the rest are replys to questions asked unless the person was trying to be confrontational or cast nasty remarks.
I sincerlely hope your not putting me in the section of those who think they own the site as i speak my mind and often am at crossed words with the glitterati forum gods.
Wont say more my ass aint protected like somes "
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ?
To be fair going on previous forum posts there seem to be more people meet life partners on fab than on actual dating sites "
And there seems to be more people meeting for sex on the so called vanilla sites than there are on what's supposed to be sex sites.
World's gone mad. |
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I have a whole routine and chat about being between flights etc and it turns me right on and gets me in the mood #RolePlay
If I’m seedy then so be it.. 
I also don’t care much what people think so that helps
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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago
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"Some require ID; driving licence, passport or a CC payment. The Marriot Courtyard at Glasgow Airport takes cash and a written name and address. It is a wonderful idea, close the door, try to forget the world and enjoy each other while everyone else is at work. "
This is exactly why I like a day use room no distractions |
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ?
To be fair going on previous forum posts there seem to be more people meet life partners on fab than on actual dating sites
And there seems to be more people meeting for sex on the so called vanilla sites than there are on what's supposed to be sex sites.
World's gone mad. "
I know it's totally confusing!! I rejoined the dating scene 2 years ago after getting divorced. It had been about 25 years since I had dated and stupidly enough I thought it would be straight forward dating as a mature adult as there would be no silly games - got that one wrong! |
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets ."
Premier inns can work out just the same money even cheaper at times. you don't have to stay over lol
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets .Premier inns can work out just the same money even cheaper at times. you don't have to stay over lol "
Not if you are particularly looking for a daytime (9-5) meet though? You can't usually check in till 3pm or need to be out by 11am?
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedywhy is it seedy?
It's paying for a hotel room?
All very adult.for me its seedy because its for the sole purpose of sex.
Also the association of why is it daytime while others see it as good i see it as seedy because of what id associate it with
So your sole purpose for being on the site is to meet a nice girl go for coffee,get married ,only have sex on a Sunday until you have children then stop. Why are YOU on here if not for sex ?
To be fair going on previous forum posts there seem to be more people meet life partners on fab than on actual dating sites
And there seems to be more people meeting for sex on the so called vanilla sites than there are on what's supposed to be sex sites.
World's gone mad.
I know it's totally confusing!! I rejoined the dating scene 2 years ago after getting divorced. It had been about 25 years since I had dated and stupidly enough I thought it would be straight forward dating as a mature adult as there would be no silly games - got that one wrong! "
To be fair, I think they're more honest on them, (women that is)
They've put pics up and they're profiles leave you in no doubt as to what they're looking for. The added bonus of course, being less timewasters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t have sex in daylight hours 
Not yet!
Do you have blackout blinds and candles ? "
You into that soppy shit?  . Nah ill just wait til it's dark then! |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"I don’t have sex in daylight hours
Not yet!
Do you have blackout blinds and candles ?
You into that soppy shit? . Nah ill just wait til it's dark then! "
Hey I much prefer dark but some folk need to see what they are doing apparently |
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To be fair, I think they're more honest on them, (women that is)
They've put pics up and they're profiles leave you in no doubt as to what they're looking for. The added bonus of course, being less timewasters. "
More honest on fab? Should be easier to be honest on fab as there is such diversity on here that nobody should be judging.
What annoys me is there is the option on pof to select you are looking to hang out and a casual relationship so why not pick those instead of misleading people. |
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets .Premier inns can work out just the same money even cheaper at times. you don't have to stay over lol
Not if you are particularly looking for a daytime (9-5) meet though? You can't usually check in till 3pm or need to be out by 11am?
R "
You can request earlier: I am driving up from London all night I need an early entry if they have an empty room they normally give you it. |
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"Has anyone used day use hotels for meets or have any alternate as I cannot accomodate and neither can a lovely lady I have just met ,not realy into car meets ."
The village on glasgow is nice and does day rates |
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"I don’t have sex in daylight hours
Not yet!
Do you have blackout blinds and candles ?
You into that soppy shit? . Nah ill just wait til it's dark then!
Hey I much prefer dark but some folk need to see what they are doing apparently "
I don't need to see, but in your case I'd want to see! |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"What if you can only meet daytime tho?
Or folk that's not comfortable going to someone's house.
It's a neutral place.
Everyone's comfortable is different.it may work for others but for me its seedy and not aomething id contemplate "
Your seedy is my idea of naughty daytime fun when everyone else is at work. Adds some excitement to the meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not aomething id contemplate way to seedy"
Agree
Really seedy
Would feel like a hooker if I went in there with a guy tbh.
Was fine staying there for the Moonwalk when I walked overnight for charity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant believe I didn't know this was an actual thing. We're going to use it for ourselves. We never get a minute in the house and the walls are paper thin. This would be ideal for us to enjoy a good hard fuck in peace  |
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To be fair, I think they're more honest on them, (women that is)
They've put pics up and they're profiles leave you in no doubt as to what they're looking for. The added bonus of course, being less timewasters.
More honest on fab? Should be easier to be honest on fab as there is such diversity on here that nobody should be judging.
What annoys me is there is the option on pof to select you are looking to hang out and a casual relationship so why not pick those instead of misleading people."
That's exactly what I have on mine so as not to mislead anyone, and I did say it was the women who were more honest in what they want, looking for. Maybe they haven't formed a clique yet.
You're right about nobody being in judgement about others, but in here there's plenty of it. Look at the thread about others moaning they won't consider a meet with someone cos they've had too many meets or they've been with someone else they don't like, acting like kids.
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I’ve had meets in day use hotel rooms. I find it exciting, it added to the experience. Walking up the room together knowing that the staff would have likely known exactly what we were doing gave me a bit of thrill. Big beds, big showers, and someone else doing the laundry. What’s not to love?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Must admit last meet I had the guy at the reception so knew what was happening when we walked by then when I left alone he gave me " the look " lol
Feck em he's prob just jealous lol |
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"Must admit last meet I had the guy at the reception so knew what was happening when we walked by then when I left alone he gave me " the look " lol
Feck em he's prob just jealous lol"
as someones mentioned before its when you are leaving and they ask if you enjoyed your stay ... oh yes is always my reply with a twinkle in my eye |
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"Must admit last meet I had the guy at the reception so knew what was happening when we walked by then when I left alone he gave me " the look " lol
Feck em he's prob just jealous lol"
Were you walking funny? |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Must admit last meet I had the guy at the reception so knew what was happening when we walked by then when I left alone he gave me " the look " lol
Feck em he's prob just jealous lol"
Should have invited him along like they do in the porn movies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wouldn't have a problem with using one of these but the germ freak in me would be stearing clear of all soft furnishings. Seen too many pics of folks undercarriages straddled across a Premier Inn chair or spunk sprayed all over a cushion. ....wandering round with my sperm detector....It'd be like a scence from CSI. |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't have a problem with using one of these but the germ freak in me would be stearing clear of all soft furnishings. Seen too many pics of folks undercarriages straddled across a Premier Inn chair or spunk sprayed all over a cushion. ....wandering round with my sperm detector....It'd be like a scence from CSI."
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"Must admit last meet I had the guy at the reception so knew what was happening when we walked by then when I left alone he gave me " the look " lol
Feck em he's prob just jealous lol
Were you walking funny? "
not that I remember |
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"Wouldn't have a problem with using one of these but the germ freak in me would be stearing clear of all soft furnishings. Seen too many pics of folks undercarriages straddled across a Premier Inn chair or spunk sprayed all over a cushion. ....wandering round with my sperm detector....It'd be like a scence from CSI."
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"Wouldn't have a problem with using one of these but the germ freak in me would be stearing clear of all soft furnishings. Seen too many pics of folks undercarriages straddled across a Premier Inn chair or spunk sprayed all over a cushion. ....wandering round with my sperm detector....It'd be like a scence from CSI."
CSI Spunkbusters. Get the toxic suit looked out Doggy! |
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no different to booking a hotel at night and both arrive at different times and leave at different times.
The staff on reception know fine well what's going on in either scenario and they just don't give a fuck.
giggling at the thought of a wee red warning triangle flashing up on receptions laptop " seedy bastard/bitch, check sheets" 
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"no different to booking a hotel at night and both arrive at different times and leave at different times.
The staff on reception know fine well what's going on in either scenario and they just don't give a fuck.
giggling at the thought of a wee red warning triangle flashing up on receptions laptop " seedy bastard/bitch, check sheets"
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