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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
"Who cares, does it matter?. Its not as if we get out the measuring jug to find out. It gets blasted into a condom and tossed in the bin."
It’s obv aimed at the women that love being covered in cum! Wouldn’t matter to me if it was a test tube or bucket full !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later "
Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"The less cum the better for me, I've no use for it
Aye, me too. I just hate having to clean it out of things. Bedsheets, curtains, my beard......"
It must be a right bugger trying to get it out of that beard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The less cum the better for me, I've no use for it
Aye, me too. I just hate having to clean it out of things. Bedsheets, curtains, my beard......
It must be a right bugger trying to get it out of that beard! "
Like you wouldn't believe.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!!  lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex! "
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later "
Have they never heard of Playdough! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Have they never heard of Playdough!"
Or PVA at leased that would be fun to peel off when it's dry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Have they never heard of Playdough!
Playdough smells better."
Tastes better too.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Have they never heard of Playdough!
Playdough smells better.
Tastes better too...."
Wee yin used to eat Playdough at nursery. She'd shite a rainbow most nights. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely love cum. Funny though as I used to hate it, and sucking cock, earlier in life. I suppose it's all fresh now, so to speak, after 20+ years of women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful "
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! "
(Cough) ...better get those knee pads out from the back of the cupboard then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods!
(Cough) ...better get those knee pads out from the back of the cupboard then."
Hope you invested in some industrial strength jizz goggles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.) |
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.)"
Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush |
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.)
Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush "
We all pee but cant all gush. Why? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suppose it's a bit like women who go on about how much they gush (I know, I know it's pish TD, before you come charging in and assault me with a multi pack of Tena ladies.)
Please explain why all women are capable of pissing dont gush
We all pee but cant all gush. Why?"
Because when you pee you voluntarily empty your bladder. When you gush it's involuntary.
Now, this is gonna start another riot. But it's doggys fault not mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! "
Where have I heard that before? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! Where have I heard that before? "
About 2 seconds before you were blinded with a bucket of wallpaper paste? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not fancy being drenched in a bucket of wallpaper paste??!! lol
Got nicknamed Solvite by an ex!
Fucking hell!.....you put me right off my tapioca pudding.
We're doing a spot of DIY at the moment though so you could "cum" in useful
Always happy to help! You put the hard graft in and I'll supply the goods! Where have I heard that before?
About 2 seconds before you were blinded with a bucket of wallpaper paste? "
Nah she specified not her face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As part of my medical I'm asked to cum twice into a test tube spunk is measured "
Go on then albie spill the spunk....I mean your beans.....I mean, tell us how many gallons you spunked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them 
Baffles me how some folk on here are so serious and cant have a laugh
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Let's just hope the condom stays on eh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them "
are you? If not then bit of a contradiction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction?"
How so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction?
How so"
your telling folk off for commenting on a thread your not interested in either? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It baffles me why people do threads about subjects they have no interest in or things that don't concern them are you? If not then bit of a contradiction?
How soyour telling folk off for commenting on a thread your not interested in either?"
I didn't say I wasn't intrested in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you didn't post?
So go on then.
What's your take on heavy cummers?
Most have commented they like it or dont which the OP asked."
You never said if/where you like it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you didn't post?
So go on then.
What's your take on heavy cummers?
Most have commented they like it or dont which the OP asked."
Boak. Not for me thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There you go.
Easy wasn't it.
So as I said you had no interest in it but like alot you also posted.
Welcome to the forums
Its all about different opinions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why? Because I'm not fussed?
Believe it or not it's not something I actually measure when seen?
But hey if you do...fair play to you fella "
I do. I measure it in percentage total body surface area covered! Anything less than 30% is a poor day at the office! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you take a measuring cup to every meet like?"
No, but I have a body chart dividends into squares that represent a set valuable, and I colour in the small squares that have been splattered. I then add up the "heat map" and get an accurate total body surface area percentage.
I find this method much more accurate! |
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste "
Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste
Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum "
The fake cum shop of course  |
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later
Hmm.. To save it up.. Just buy some fake stuff.. Or wallpaper paste
Where can you buy fake cum ? And is it like stunt cum
Of course - Silly me
The fake cum shop of course "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject.
Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy?
Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected. |
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"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject.
Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy?
Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected."
Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject.
Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy?
Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected.
Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum "
Yea, plus after the first time there’s not enough time to build up enough cum again. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Interesting thread despite the general dislike or indifference to the subject.
Doggy wins the prize for the most pmsl. Tried stand up? I mean stand up comedy?
Personally I think its guys that like the 'heavy cummer' aspect (power/virility/porn star whatever) and in most cases (non all) its the woman accommodating that fact (when in truth she's not bothered one way or the other). Happy to be corrected.
Correct. Gold star to you. If the sex is shit who cares how much they cum "
Lol. Being a typical bloke I am a bit guilty of it too. So put that Gold Star on the fence and I’ll shoot it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later "
I've a cum fetish and have done that. Funny as I used to hate it until 2 yrs ago, but I'm not a dyke anymore either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste."
You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste.
You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? "
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste.
You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you? "
Tight arse! You go to that length with the toothpaste?
You ration the kids toilet paper and all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on how long I’ve gone after the 3rd time, it’ll be like getting out the last bit toothpaste.
You mean I'd need to cut your bawsack open with a pair of scissors and squeeze it out of you?
Tight arse! You go to that length with the toothpaste?
You ration the kids toilet paper and all?"
Yep.
And pants are turned inside out to get an extra days wear |
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By *azingaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Think there's a good few cum lovers out there. I seen someone that kept it in the fridge or froze it to play with later "
This is not one I've heard of before... Each to their own but its a bit extreme lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh how I've missed threads like this while I'm thinking about what to have for lunch  
V x
Not macaroni cheese I hope "
Cauliflower with white or cheese sauce |
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"Oh how I've missed threads like this while I'm thinking about what to have for lunch
V x
Not macaroni cheese I hope "
Nothing involving a white sauce thankfully
at the cheese as reminiscent of cum
V x |
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