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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not into the dirty talk tbh puts me right off, personally apart from saying my name is much rather a guy just shut up and said nothing lol hmmmm wonder where my ball gag went to  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"not into the dirty talk tbh puts me right off, personally apart from saying my name is much rather a guy just shut up and said nothing lol hmmmm wonder where my ball gag went to "
If you can't find it you can borrow my giant pants to shove in their gub.... Clean of course  |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here 
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here. "
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate |
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"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here.
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate "
We talking internet or monetary value ? |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here.
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?"
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money |
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"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here.
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money "
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet  ) you'd take a dive ? |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here.
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?"
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"Her sisters name by mistake
Worse if you mention her brother's!
Is there an echo in here
That was very unfortunate timing. If I was on 5G you'd have been made to look like the plagarist here.
5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?"
20Gs!! Pricey.
I'll counter offer a Curly-Wurly and a bottle of original recipe Irn-Bru.
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?
20Gs!! Pricey.
I'll counter offer a Curly-Wurly and a bottle of original recipe Irn-Bru.
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No deal
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5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?
20Gs!! Pricey.
I'll counter offer a Curly-Wurly and a bottle of original recipe Irn-Bru.
No deal
Would have to agree with this, irn-bru is p*ish and theres better out there than a curly wurly.
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?
20Gs!! Pricey.
I'll counter offer a Curly-Wurly and a bottle of original recipe Irn-Bru.
No deal
Would have to agree with this, irn-bru is p*ish and theres better out there than a curly wurly.
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5G! You'd need 20G to beat me mate
We talking internet or monetary value ?
Ahahahah!! Well seen as you asked I'd prefer the money
So basically he cant beat you but if hes got 20g (cash, not internet ) you'd take a dive ?
20Gs!! Pricey.
I'll counter offer a Curly-Wurly and a bottle of original recipe Irn-Bru.
No deal
Would have to agree with this, irn-bru is p*ish and theres better out there than a curly wurly.
Exactly! "
I know the cost of curly wurlys have considerably increased since we were less experienced whipper snappers but a 20g swap for a curly wurly is taking the biscuit . |
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"Worst thing anyone can say to me during sex is "talk to me" it's like my switch turns me off game over"
Agreed!! Mind goes blank and it kills it x
I talk when I feel like it, I can’t rattle chat out on demand x |
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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hate filthy chat.
Some guys just can't help themselves tho.
Certain key words on profiles are a instant turn off for me."
Oh what are they? Let me try and guess a couple
Heavy load, sluts, bareback, 420? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate filthy chat.
Some guys just can't help themselves tho.
Certain key words on profiles are a instant turn off for me."
Not into filthy chat, really explicit or name calling but if I'm told exactly what that person wants to do to me, in the heat of the moment, then you usually end up with a Soggy Doggy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate filthy chat.
Some guys just can't help themselves tho.
Certain key words on profiles are a instant turn off for me.
Oh what are they? Let me try and guess a couple
Heavy load, sluts, bareback, 420?"
yip there up there with cunt cumslut and cock  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually like a bit of dirty talk , nothing stupid just a little in the moment kind of stuff. Obviously theres the usual key words that's a massive turn off like "daddy" etc.
OK dad! "
Ehatbabkut father.  |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"Actually like a bit of dirty talk , nothing stupid just a little in the moment kind of stuff. Obviously theres the usual key words that's a massive turn off like "daddy" etc."
I agree with this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr"
Awww, wee bit of snot flew out my nose laughing at that. |
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"Actually like a bit of dirty talk , nothing stupid just a little in the moment kind of stuff. Obviously theres the usual key words that's a massive turn off like "daddy" etc.
I agree with this x"
It's the worst, theres something very R Kelly like about the word "Daddy" it's even hard to type it in that context. Lol |
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder! "
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder!
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr"
Slightly off topic and not said my the girl. Was a student at uni at the time, pretty d*unk one night, went home with a girl in Derry (you'll appreciate the accent with Derry girls being on the telly). Was obv d*unk enough or else too distracted to realise she took me back to her parents house.
Getting down to it, mid stroke a young child starts crying and she says "keep going, keep going." Next minute the bedroom door flies open and in bursts the mum roaring in her Derry accent....
"Gone sort that wain oh yours out would yeh! an you know he (partner/bf) doesn't like you seein other men when he's inside (jail)"
Out of there like a shot and sobered up in an instant! |
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder!
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr
Slightly off topic and not said my the girl. Was a student at uni at the time, pretty d*unk one night, went home with a girl in Derry (you'll appreciate the accent with Derry girls being on the telly). Was obv d*unk enough or else too distracted to realise she took me back to her parents house.
Getting down to it, mid stroke a young child starts crying and she says "keep going, keep going." Next minute the bedroom door flies open and in bursts the mum roaring in her Derry accent....
"Gone sort that wain oh yours out would yeh! an you know he (partner/bf) doesn't like you seein other men when he's inside (jail)"
Out of there like a shot and sobered up in an instant! "
Oofftt! 
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"Actually like a bit of dirty talk , nothing stupid just a little in the moment kind of stuff. Obviously theres the usual key words that's a massive turn off like "daddy" etc.
I agree with this x
It's the worst, theres something very R Kelly like about the word "Daddy" it's even hard to type it in that context. Lol"
lol has he been bagged and tagged already  |
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"Actually like a bit of dirty talk , nothing stupid just a little in the moment kind of stuff. Obviously theres the usual key words that's a massive turn off like "daddy" etc.
I agree with this x
It's the worst, theres something very R Kelly like about the word "Daddy" it's even hard to type it in that context. Lollol has he been bagged and tagged already "
Dont know but the fact he wants all the women to call him Daddy is enough for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder!
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr
Slightly off topic and not said my the girl. Was a student at uni at the time, pretty d*unk one night, went home with a girl in Derry (you'll appreciate the accent with Derry girls being on the telly). Was obv d*unk enough or else too distracted to realise she took me back to her parents house.
Getting down to it, mid stroke a young child starts crying and she says "keep going, keep going." Next minute the bedroom door flies open and in bursts the mum roaring in her Derry accent....
"Gone sort that wain oh yours out would yeh! an you know he (partner/bf) doesn't like you seein other men when he's inside (jail)"
Out of there like a shot and sobered up in an instant! "
OMG hahaha
I actually read that in an Irish accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder!
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr
Slightly off topic and not said my the girl. Was a student at uni at the time, pretty d*unk one night, went home with a girl in Derry (you'll appreciate the accent with Derry girls being on the telly). Was obv d*unk enough or else too distracted to realise she took me back to her parents house.
Getting down to it, mid stroke a young child starts crying and she says "keep going, keep going." Next minute the bedroom door flies open and in bursts the mum roaring in her Derry accent....
"Gone sort that wain oh yours out would yeh! an you know he (partner/bf) doesn't like you seein other men when he's inside (jail)"
Out of there like a shot and sobered up in an instant! "
Thoughtless bastard....did you not give her a weeks supply of Solvite before you left? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not into the dirty talk tbh puts me right off, personally apart from saying my name is much rather a guy just shut up and said nothing lol hmmmm wonder where my ball gag went to "
On that note I absolutely love filthy chat, before during and after please |
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"not into the dirty talk tbh puts me right off, personally apart from saying my name is much rather a guy just shut up and said nothing lol hmmmm wonder where my ball gag went to
On that note I absolutely love filthy chat, before during and after please "
Bit of everyday life dirty talk....ie "pass the salt you sexy bitch" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst one ever said to me was
"You're the fifth cunt up me this weekend"
Very off putting, pre swinger days
Mr
Jeez no wonder!
I'd like to say I kept some dignity by stopping and walking away but I finished first then walked off disgusted.
I was a teenager then, hormones got the better of me.
Mr
Slightly off topic and not said my the girl. Was a student at uni at the time, pretty d*unk one night, went home with a girl in Derry (you'll appreciate the accent with Derry girls being on the telly). Was obv d*unk enough or else too distracted to realise she took me back to her parents house.
Getting down to it, mid stroke a young child starts crying and she says "keep going, keep going." Next minute the bedroom door flies open and in bursts the mum roaring in her Derry accent....
"Gone sort that wain oh yours out would yeh! an you know he (partner/bf) doesn't like you seein other men when he's inside (jail)"
Out of there like a shot and sobered up in an instant!
Thoughtless bastard....did you not give her a weeks supply of Solvite before you left? "
Nope, went home with a loaded gun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not into the dirty talk tbh puts me right off, personally apart from saying my name is much rather a guy just shut up and said nothing lol hmmmm wonder where my ball gag went to
On that note I absolutely love filthy chat, before during and after please
Bit of everyday life dirty talk....ie "pass the salt you sexy bitch" "
yeah like that...keep goung |
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