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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
I always make a shrine with candles and pray to the gods of fab that they aren't going to turn out to be a bellend.
Na just the usual, shower and all that kind of thing, nothing very exciting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always make a shrine with candles and pray to the gods of fab that they aren't going to turn out to be a bellend.
Na just the usual, shower and all that kind of thing, nothing very exciting "
????Haha that may be worth a try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon. 
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing 
John  "
Aww John are recovered now  |
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing
John "
Get K to use the epilator on you |
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Shower full shave brush teeth dress casual but nice and always have nice shoes on Oh and always smell nice Blue Chanel or Creed nice. Same goes for the car,Make sure it is clean and smells nice. mine is always shiny and smells lush the joys of not smoking lol. good luck fella |
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing
John
Aww John are recovered now "
Fully
" Get K to use the epilator on you "
Ehhhh naw!
John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing
John "
Mind the first time we met, you had burnt your baws with veet?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's only a social I purposely don't shave my legs so I'm not tempted to do more that's why I always were my Bridget Jones pants on socials "
You just like to make them work for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed  "
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me. |
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing
John
Get K to use the epilator on you "
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"Back, sack & crack, then hoover out the dungeon.
I'd need a nap after that plus everytime I try to defuz I end up having a disaster that rules out any sort of playing
John
Mind the first time we met, you had burnt your baws with veet?! "
Well... he did it again
K x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me. "
your work throws shit at you?
Shit job is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me. your work throws shit at you?
Shit job is it? "
Sometimes yes!  |
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i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?! "
I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't |
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Gym a few hours ahead of the meet - get my pump on Dinner, then a long shower and make myself pretty. Take my time getting dressed, so I don't give myself time to get really nervous or fret over my outfit. Glass of red or two before I head out. Chewing gum on the walk... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?!
I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't "
I'd say if I didn't get nervous even for a social I'd chuck it. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
The usual shower, shave, teeth, pick an outfit don’t like it then pick another one, find a pair of stockings. Find it has a ladder, find another pair or find a body stocking and change my outfit again.
Finally make it out the door without the kids seeing me.
Alternatively if it’s a particular guy it’s shower, shave and put on my coat! Or bodystocking and coat.
Made the mistake of doing that one night and met him in the hotel bar where he was getting some food. I had to sit with my coat on  |
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"The usual shower, shave, teeth, pick an outfit don’t like it then pick another one, find a pair of stockings. Find it has a ladder, find another pair or find a body stocking and change my outfit again.
Finally make it out the door without the kids seeing me.
Alternatively if it’s a particular guy it’s shower, shave and put on my coat! Or bodystocking and coat.
Made the mistake of doing that one night and met him in the hotel bar where he was getting some food. I had to sit with my coat on "
too funny!
Did he take his time eating to make you sweat longer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not meeting anymore but I do this before dates....
Shave the night before, Turkish sauna if time, and oil my skin for super softness. Select my outfit and the best stockings to go with it. Light incense, sprinkle essential oils.
Bathe and oil again a few hrs before his arrival, let my hair air dry, eye make-up just right. Arrange myself... |
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"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?!
I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't "
thanks.... nice to know there’s other people on here that still get nervous xxx |
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"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?!
I get nervous, I don't talk myself out of meeting though. Nerves are a good thing I think, it wouldn't be as exciting if I didn't I'd say if I didn't get nervous even for a social I'd chuck it. "
thank you....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me. "
Good to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.
Good to know "
 set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time! |
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"i think im an absolute weirdo now after reading this haha
it’s not exactly a common event for me to meet anyone (on a swingers site? yeah, i know)
but, even after all the years ive been on here, when i do decide to meet.... im a total nervous wreck...
i change my outfit multiple times... mess around with my hair... (have went as far as talking myself out of going ahead with plans lol)
ive probably been late every time... mainly due to worrying that the person im meeting isn’t going to turn out to be another creepo
anyone else go thru similar situations?! "
This is me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.
Good to know
set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time! "
Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.
Good to know
set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!
Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins "
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You realise that will give me 50 mins leeway then?? Even I couldn't be late in that case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just thinking about getting ready for a meet and I wondered what everyone’s preparations included or if anyone had any weird ritual they followed
Just trying to get there on time. Any socials I've had I've invariably been late as work throws some unexpected shit at me.
Good to know
set your clock at about 20 mins slow, I'll def be on time!
Deal, I won’t wait longer than 30 mins .
You realise that will give me 50 mins leeway then?? Even I couldn't be late in that case! "
Haha the longer you leave me meeting then less time we will have |
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