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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're very nosey

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"You're very nosey

And you love your one line boring posts but you don't see me going on about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're very nosey

And you love your one line boring posts but you don't see me going on about it

Ouch

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened? "

Nope, im a tough cookie although friction burns can sting like hell and take ages to heal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've fallen off the bed straight onto my back before, carried on like a trooper though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep done my hamstring it was agony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell off a bed once but was fine. However I once met someone and apparently I broke his fingers. I think he was just a wimp and a drama queen though

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By *uburban_kinkCouple over a year ago

Motherwell

We had some pretty vigorous sex on a rug which resulted in an uncomfortable, but soon forgotten friction burn on her _pine.

When it scabbed over a few days later she completely forgot its origins and ended up asking her mum to take a look as this strange thing on her back ... she now knows her mum knew exactly what it was

Still has a wee scar to this day.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I fell off a bed once but was fine. However I once met someone and apparently I broke his fingers. I think he was just a wimp and a drama queen though "

Finger blasting can be dangerous, take heed guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carpet burns are a nightmare

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"We had some pretty vigorous sex on a rug which resulted in an uncomfortable, but soon forgotten friction burn on her _pine.

When it scabbed over a few days later she completely forgot its origins and ended up asking her mum to take a look as this strange thing on her back ... she now knows her mum knew exactly what it was

Still has a wee scar to this day."

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We had some pretty vigorous sex on a rug which resulted in an uncomfortable, but soon forgotten friction burn on her _pine.

When it scabbed over a few days later she completely forgot its origins and ended up asking her mum to take a look as this strange thing on her back ... she now knows her mum knew exactly what it was

Still has a wee scar to this day."

You haven't pumped me have you? Pretty much same thing happened to me. Wee Mammy didn't know whether to drown me in Lourdes water or ch*ke me with her Rosary beads

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Smacked my face off a shelf nearly knocked myself out while on all fours

trying to explain the black eye to people proved difficult

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Not me. I wear full PPE at all times during sex including a harness, hard hat and hi vis vest.

Can't be too careful.

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I've fallen off the bed straight onto my back before, carried on like a trooper though

Was it bad of me to laugh at this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nearly tore my pinky toe off catching it on the bed post.. Have the scar to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me. I wear full PPE at all times during sex including a harness, hard hat and hi vis vest.

Can't be too careful.

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

Oddly this sounds quite sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Younger days my then girlfriend pulled a bit hard.. tore the skin connecting foreskin to the head..

Oh the blood... it was up the walls.

No long lasting effects though.

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not me. I wear full PPE at all times during sex including a harness, hard hat and hi vis vest.

Can't be too careful.

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

Oddly this sounds quite sexy

It's the beeping, isn't it.

The beeping gets them all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Driving and receiving BJ at same time.

Swerved to avoid sheep on road and hit a fence

Teeth marks on penis for weeks

My mate was in the back with lady’s friend and broke his pelvis

Funny thinking about it now, his missus didn’t see the funny side though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened? "

Yep more than once, guys being too big and too keen been torn and bruised before, nothing worse you’re having fun then ooh that’s a bit sore and again nope nope we gotta stop that’s just not working and it puts me right off even attempting on going near the more endowed men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're very nosey

And you love your one line boring posts but you don't see me going on about it

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

Banjo string

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Banjo string

Few folk I know have had this happen and doesn’t sound good ouch

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"Banjo string

Few folk I know have had this happen and doesn’t sound good ouch

The worsts the fear of peeing for weeks while it heals

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Banjo string

You'd be better off being hit with a banjo during sex. Repeatedly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody cramp can be brutal oh and sex on a stairway surprisingly hazardous

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

Pip and I were having some fun with Fem/Fem couple in a campervan in France.... Pip was having a push pull play with the more girly partner, when their hands slipped and Pips face and the other fems knee connected!!

Travelling home the next day was embarrassing going through customs with a huge black eye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was 17 I had a frenulum tear which was absolute agony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?"

Yeah. Want to start a thread on it?

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

Is that you pretending to be a bin lorry?

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it."

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?"

The OP isn't about good sex.. It's about hurting yourself during sex... Face palm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?

Yeah. Want to start a thread on it?"

And risk getting no replies?

My ego couldn't withstand that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?

The OP isn't about good sex.. It's about hurting yourself during sex... Face palm

Ok boss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs spit it out!!!

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

You two gliching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs spit it out!!!"

Think that was another question on another forum..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwww...got it. I'm trying to say a word that isn't allowed.

Epic blonde moment.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ffs spit it out!!!

Think that was another question on another forum.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You two gliching "

They're choosing their words carefully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwwww...got it. I'm trying to say a word that isn't allowed.

Epic blonde moment."

Yeah but wee was good too.. Pissing all over the thread.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Awwwww...got it. I'm trying to say a word that isn't allowed.

Epic blonde moment.

Yeah but wee was good too.. Pissing all over the thread.

Think you should be on the golden shower thread

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Does nobody ever just have good sex without incident?

Is that just too normal, not dramatic enough?"

99.9999% of the time. Accidents do happen though.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snapped my Banjo string

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ffs spit it out!!!

Think that was another question on another forum.."

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"Snapped my Banjo string

Yup not good

happened to me twice now

John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Snapped my Banjo string

Yup not good

happened to me twice now

John

You have 2 banjo strings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwwww...got it. I'm trying to say a word that isn't allowed.

Epic blonde moment.

Yeah but wee was good too.. Pissing all over the thread.

Calm down

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Younger days my then girlfriend pulled a bit hard.. tore the skin connecting foreskin to the head..

Oh the blood... it was up the walls.

No long lasting effects though.

This.

Didn’t like it. Careful of proper lubrication ever since (the right kind, not blood

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwwww...got it. I'm trying to say a word that isn't allowed.

Epic blonde moment.

Yeah but wee was good too.. Pissing all over the thread.

Calm down "

You should know by now I'm always calm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me. I wear full PPE at all times during sex including a harness, hard hat and hi vis vest.

Can't be too careful.

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

Oddly this sounds quite sexy

It's the beeping, isn't it.

The beeping gets them all.

Caution this vehicle is cumming! PPE is very important especially safety glasses. Could have saved wee doggy a lot of pain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never hurt my self but I did crack someones ribs having sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never hurt my self but I did crack someones ribs having sex

CPR isn't sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys "

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened? "

You ran out of ideas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Younger days my then girlfriend pulled a bit hard.. tore the skin connecting foreskin to the head..

Oh the blood... it was up the walls.

No long lasting effects though.

This.

Didn’t like it. Careful of proper lubrication ever since (the right kind, not blood

Aye..hard lesson learned.

I remember being so embarrassed I just went to sleep and hoped I didn't bleed to death..haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Younger days my then girlfriend pulled a bit hard.. tore the skin connecting foreskin to the head..

Oh the blood... it was up the walls.

No long lasting effects though.

This.

Didn’t like it. Careful of proper lubrication ever since (the right kind, not blood

)

Aye..hard lesson learned.

I remember being so embarrassed I just went to sleep and hoped I didn't bleed to death..haha"

Wait til she's turned on in future

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wait til she's turned on in future

Haha..fine advice.. though the instrument of pain was in fact her hand. Not sure sweatier hands would have had me quite as aroused..but may have avoided the pain.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!"

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

That's my expert cock handler kit. I've got gobble bobbles, jizz goggles, family sized tub of vaseline, cock rings, vibrating cock rings, cock cages, penis beakers and polo mints. Not forgetting the condoms of many sizes of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

But do you have a suitcase?

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Wait til she's turned on in future

Haha..fine advice.. though the instrument of pain was in fact her hand. Not sure sweatier hands would have had me quite as aroused..but may have avoided the pain."

sweaty hands

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

But do you have a suitcase?"

Why you wanting to climb in it? I'll look out the padlock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

No chance of a "quickie" with you then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

But do you have a suitcase?

Why you wanting to climb in it? I'll look out the padlock

No silly...for your sex kit of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I almost drowned today.

Does that count? :-/

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"I almost drowned today.

Does that count? :-/ "

Only if you were getting off on it.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I almost drowned today.

Does that count? :-/ "

What happened?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I almost drowned today.

Does that count? :-/

What happened? "

She gushes a lot. And a lot. And a lot

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By *nicorn on wheelsWoman over a year ago

scotland

I dislocated my shoulder once when I was at a ‘party’ while I was only fours, pushed too hard and my shoulder just came straight out. Try to come up with a reason for my attire and shoulder out at a&e was interesting to say the least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Penis beaker!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS over a year ago

Perth

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Penis beaker!

Gobble bobbles made me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

Ahh is that why everyone calls you half tadger todd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

Ahh is that why everyone calls you half tadger todd"

That my excuse for its size

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

Ahh is that why everyone calls you half tadger todd

That my excuse for its size

must be even smaller now then

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By *airy PrincessWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Banjo string

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

Its not painful but a couple of times i have burst a blood vessel under my tongue which turns it black. Got a fright the first time i saw it but soon realised how it happened.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Its not painful but a couple of times i have burst a blood vessel under my tongue which turns it black. Got a fright the first time i saw it but soon realised how it happened."

Jeez

how did you do that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

Ahh is that why everyone calls you half tadger todd

That my excuse for its size

Comes with a magnifying glass

must be even smaller now then "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

"
where there's blame there's a claim...just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its not painful but a couple of times i have burst a blood vessel under my tongue which turns it black. Got a fright the first time i saw it but soon realised how it happened.

Jeez

how did you do that? "

Mind blowing suction I imagine!

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Its not painful but a couple of times i have burst a blood vessel under my tongue which turns it black. Got a fright the first time i saw it but soon realised how it happened.

Jeez

how did you do that?

Mind blowing suction I imagine!"

I have a vision of a wee shrivelled up ball sack now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman took a chunk out my knob while giving me head blood everywhere

where there's blame there's a claim...just saying

Do you think the injury lawyers for you off the telly would take the case or should I ask the lawyers on the job thread for advice

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

Cramp has intervened before. Ow.

Quick way of 'deflating' too...

I've also stung myself on nettles once.

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Its not painful but a couple of times i have burst a blood vessel under my tongue which turns it black. Got a fright the first time i saw it but soon realised how it happened.

Jeez

how did you do that?

Mind blowing suction I imagine!

I have a vision of a wee shrivelled up ball sack now

Not so much suction more wriggling my tongue around at funny angles very fast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A particularly erm, vigorous session ended abruptly when I got a sharp pain in my cervix and started bleeding profusely. Nothing serious, thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have had the banjo string cut for obvious reasons

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By *oolsGoldxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a few wee bruises just now.. I bruise easily tho and it was worth it x

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By *ortland51Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"I have a few wee bruises just now.. I bruise easily tho and it was worth it x"

I get that look sometimes after just a night out! I'm sure someone beats me in my sleep when I get home!

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

I once had my ego bruised, does that count?

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By *stonDBS2Man over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

skin scraped off my nose from base of hard edged basque. Not drawing a picture of how thats poss, lol

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By *r FeelgoodsMan over a year ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

Channel 5 now that hurts !!!!

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

I once smashed my face of the bedside table not only did I I have a cut and a black eye the glass top slid off and smashed

This was in a hotel room where I worked so I had to come up with an excuse for my face whilst being shocked that customer had broke their bedside table

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I once had my ego bruised, does that count?

Yep that will do. It can hurt just as much

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I once smashed my face of the bedside table not only did I I have a cut and a black eye the glass top slid off and smashed

This was in a hotel room where I worked so I had to come up with an excuse for my face whilst being shocked that customer had broke their bedside table"

Did they believe you when you were standing there with your face all battered?

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

Can't think of anything that's led to any injuries, but I did have a nosebleed once when I was 'downtown' one day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Foreskin caught in zip of zippy PVC briefs as partner quickly unzipped them with gusto!

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

"I once smashed my face of the bedside table not only did I I have a cut and a black eye the glass top slid off and smashed

This was in a hotel room where I worked so I had to come up with an excuse for my face whilst being shocked that customer had broke their bedside table

Did they believe you when you were standing there with your face all battered? "

I think so they must have done I would've been sacked otherwise

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened? "

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug.

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By *ab fem OP Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug. "

I have visions of you jumping out a window in your boxers

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug.

I have visions of you jumping out a window in your boxers "

Almost. It was out the patio doors and over onto Bothwell Castle golf course. It’s hard doing the walk of shame in a suit ON A GOLF COURSE.

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By *adbury girlWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug.

I have visions of you jumping out a window in your boxers

Almost. It was out the patio doors and over onto Bothwell Castle golf course. It’s hard doing the walk of shame in a suit ON A GOLF COURSE. "

Was it worth it though

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug.

I have visions of you jumping out a window in your boxers

Almost. It was out the patio doors and over onto Bothwell Castle golf course. It’s hard doing the walk of shame in a suit ON A GOLF COURSE. "

Birthday suit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!"

I’ve not heard gobble bobble for ages! Thanks for this, made me proper belly laugh x

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By *uzzy-LogicMan over a year ago

Fochabers

Lots but thats cause I has doing it after major abdominal surgery and would be broken for 3/4 days after but totally worth it.

Did also cum so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"Lots but thats cause I has doing it after major abdominal surgery and would be broken for 3/4 days after but totally worth it.

Did also cum so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

Japs?

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By *uzzy-LogicMan over a year ago

Fochabers

"Lots but thats cause I has doing it after major abdominal surgery and would be broken for 3/4 days after but totally worth it.

Did also cum so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

Japs?

Nope optical

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

No but in 1997 I almost died during sex. Her husband came home early but I was faster than the big slug.

I have visions of you jumping out a window in your boxers

Almost. It was out the patio doors and over onto Bothwell Castle golf course. It’s hard doing the walk of shame in a suit ON A GOLF COURSE.

Birthday suit?"

No, thankfully it was just a two piece

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lots but thats cause I has doing it after major abdominal surgery and would be broken for 3/4 days after but totally worth it.

Did also cum so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.....that one must have blown your socks off too!

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By *esssDanMan over a year ago

Dundee

Glad I am not the only one who is admitting to cramp - backs of the legs tightening right up during shifting positions. Especially if it's cold in the room also...

;(

Doesn't happen often, but it's an embarrassing bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh hell cramp in your legs is a buggar To get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was at a house party for this grannys 80th, met the 18 year old grand daughter in the bathroom, i was 18 too at the time...

The sex was great, but her old man took a disliking to me when the door opened and he was in the queue. The burst nose healed well, hahaha

It was worth it tho, hahaha

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By *bostCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Mrs Prettyflower was enjoying herself a bit to much while ‘on top’. Nearly snapped Mr prettyflower’s cock. Was a very large bruise for a couple of weeks. The lols!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snap my banjo string not good was so painful

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By *olly90Woman over a year ago

Arbroath

Aye guys who are too big and don't ease me in... hurts like hell and extremely off putting

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Semen in the eye is the worst so far....thankfully.

Stings like a mammy pumper, doesn't it.

You need jizz goggles. You'll never get pink eye again with those bad boys

Is this another item in your basic blow job kit....along with your gobble bobble?

. I like a woman who's prepared!

Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

Penis beaker!

I thought it said breaker

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once fell off the trapeze into the tiger cage below whilst fucking the bearded lady dressed as a clown wearing stilts. Fair nipped a bit and my nose never squeaked the same since. That the sort of thing you want?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

Be careful you never know what can be trawled up from the forums past .

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

Be careful you never know what can be trawled up from the forums past .

Very true

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

"That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

Be careful you never know what can be trawled up from the forums past .

Very true

Who gives a f*** FFS !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

Be careful you never know what can be trawled up from the forums past .

"
Go on then i dare you hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carpet burns on my knees took the skin clean off

I often get cramp in my hips legs or feet too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cramp on both calfs mid fuck now that hurt like a %$###&%rd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to add really, apart from the fact I love this thread, some great comments on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not too me but I gave my sex doll a lovebite and she flew out the window.

Just joking lol mostly cramp or when I was accidentally head butted once.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

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By *eefyBangerMan over a year ago

edinburgh

This sounds like it could be an x-rated Roy Orbison song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing to add really, apart from the fact I love this thread, some great comments on here

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

I'm terrified of this happening!

Worst I've had are leg cramps and cum in the eye, which stings so bad.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that."

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I snapped my banjo. Was that d*unk i didnt feel it until the morning and by christ it was sore then!!

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Getting cramp in your legs during sex is pretty bad, you can feel it setting in and you always think you've got a few pumps left before full blown cramp but needless to say its a mood killer when you've got a leg stuck out like an iron board screaming "stretch my foot".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thankfully not.

But by heck my poor bed has taken a good few poundings.

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By *cottishornMan over a year ago

wee village

Slide of a bed once and poked my eye with a voilet wand. That bloody hurt. When I got back up the lady K was with and I both laughed so hard she jerked her head forward and nearly crumpled my nose with her forehead ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squashed a poor guys head with my thighs while having an orgasm and pulled a muscle, had a limp for days and had to tell work colleagues I fell down my steps

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x"

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either.

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By *cots tottyMan over a year ago

aberdeen

Have had that happen to me on many occasions but worth it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thankfully not.

But by heck my poor bed has taken a good few poundings.

"
Oooofftt hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either. "

You must have got a helluva shock though lol x

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either.

You must have got a helluva shock though lol x"

Oh definitely

I was more annoyed at having a three week wait to get a new one though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either.

You must have got a helluva shock though lol x

Oh definitely

I was more annoyed at having a three week wait to get a new one though

Lol very true, still there’s other ways to pass the time aherm coff coff

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By *pinCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

"That is a hell of a bump, i miss Fabfem tho

yup

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either.

You must have got a helluva shock though lol x

Oh definitely

I was more annoyed at having a three week wait to get a new one though

Lol very true, still there’s other ways to pass the time aherm coff coff

I'm sure I couldn't possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a contraceptive coil accidently pulled out once

Jesus Christ, my cervix howled upon reading that.

Yeah was a bit surprising - carried on like a trooper though

Dafuq?!?!?? What did it catch on to a Prince Albert?

Yeah, how did it happen? Was there blood?

I've not had mine long so not really had any meets with it x

Oops sorry just seen this...

Well lets just say there was a lot of hand and lube around that area

so didn't really hurt - at the time! And no blood either.

You must have got a helluva shock though lol x

Oh definitely

I was more annoyed at having a three week wait to get a new one though

Lol very true, still there’s other ways to pass the time aherm coff coff

I'm sure I couldn't possibly comment

Your silence tells its own tale young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We had some pretty vigorous sex on a rug which resulted in an uncomfortable, but soon forgotten friction burn on her _pine.

When it scabbed over a few days later she completely forgot its origins and ended up asking her mum to take a look as this strange thing on her back ... she now knows her mum knew exactly what it was

Still has a wee scar to this day.

You haven't pumped me have you? Pretty much same thing happened to me. Wee Mammy didn't know whether to drown me in Lourdes water or ch*ke me with her Rosary beads

This made actually LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not me. I wear full PPE at all times during sex including a harness, hard hat and hi vis vest.

Can't be too careful.

Sometimes I also make the beeping sound when reversing out.

Safety first

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

"Squashed a poor guys head with my thighs while having an orgasm and pulled a muscle, had a limp for days and had to tell work colleagues I fell down my steps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

M squeezed my hip while I had a broken pelvis once, that wasn't too pleasant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was having sex with my ex against sliding glass doors once and while i was holding her i pulled her away from the glass and pummed a little to hard and the glass shattered!! Luckily no major cuts just a few little ones and alot of explaining to do with my parents hahaha

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By *uncouple8787Couple over a year ago

lothians

Having fun with another couple at a club, I (mrs) fell off the bed and broke my wrist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch!!

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By *implyJayGeeMan over a year ago

Garthamlock

Oh yes... a snapped banjo string... absolute agony.

On the flipside, enjoying a kinky night with a girl, engaging in some anal play and her hamstring cramped right up and pulled badly. She ended up needing minor surgery and a hell of a lot of physio to release it

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By *edGlasgowMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened? "

Broke my finger once. Was fingering a girl, slipped out without me realising cos I was going pretty quick, she moved slightly so as I went back in I hit the outside, bending my finger as I did so. Was brutal

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By *ouplefor funCouple over a year ago

near kilmarnock

"Having fun with another couple at a club, I (mrs) fell off the bed and broke my wrist

Was that put down as a riding accident xx xx J

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By *illers71Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I remember at a party one night a girl almost knocked herself out after banging her head off a table just as the action started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

How hard were you jabbing?

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By *eoeclipseWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Cramps, hips ceasing, carpet/friction burns

On the side of the him's I've broke someone's nose with a pelvic thrust...oops and often leave scratch & bite marks.

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By *edGlasgowMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you ever hurt yourself during sex, what happened?

How hard were you jabbing?

Too f******* hard it seems

I've just put it down as a life lesson. Don't always do as a woman says. Even if it is "harder"

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