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over a year ago
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My hoover has two buttons.. A grey one to retract the cord and a red one to switch the hoover on. Both on opposite sides of the drum... So why the fuck is it when I try to switch the hoover on do I always press the grey one? ... Every single time.. Sometimes twice, while wondering why it's not working and the cord is shortening. Grrrrrrrr |
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"My hoover has two buttons.. A grey one to retract the cord and a red one to switch the hoover on. Both on opposite sides of the drum... So why the fuck is it when I try to switch the hoover on do I always press the grey one? ... Every single time.. Sometimes twice, while wondering why it's not working and the cord is shortening. Grrrrrrrr"
its the man word in your title thats the giveaway for me
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"My hoover has two buttons.. A grey one to retract the cord and a red one to switch the hoover on. Both on opposite sides of the drum... So why the fuck is it when I try to switch the hoover on do I always press the grey one? ... Every single time.. Sometimes twice, while wondering why it's not working and the cord is shortening. Grrrrrrrr"
Ffs swap the buttons round it can’t be that difficult .  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My hoover has two buttons.. A grey one to retract the cord and a red one to switch the hoover on. Both on opposite sides of the drum... So why the fuck is it when I try to switch the hoover on do I always press the grey one? ... Every single time.. Sometimes twice, while wondering why it's not working and the cord is shortening. Grrrrrrrr
its the man word in your title thats the giveaway for me
mrs shambles"
Which word is that? The fact I blame the hoover and not myself? It can't possibly be my fault, after all I am a man.  |
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I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi  |
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi "
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you. |
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you. "
Yeah ...got me just to the edge.....but not quite there |
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you.
Yeah ...got me just to the edge.....but not quite there "
Quite the trendy washing machine - seems like everyone is in to edging these days now if it offers rimming then that's more or a worry...
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you.
Yeah ...got me just to the edge.....but not quite there "
Must have been designed based on my sexuak performance.  |
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you.
Yeah ...got me just to the edge.....but not quite there
Must have been designed based on my sexuak performance. "
As long as it’s not your spelling performance . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a nightmare with appliances if any kind.
Our new washing machine was playing up. This was just after the last one had blew up. Called the Hotpoint helpline to complain and went into full rant mode for about 10 mins. Tore the wee guy on the line a new arsehole.....then realised our new machine was a Zanussi
Was the spin cycle not fast enough for you.
Yeah ...got me just to the edge.....but not quite there
Must have been designed based on my sexuak performance.
As long as it’s not your spelling performance . "
Cheers for that.... Seems like I'm shit at most things on here then. oh well... I make a cracking cuppa.. So not all bad.  |
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"Can't believe you've a thread on pressing the wrong button on the hoover 
You bored today?
He’s obviously in need of a helping hand . Nothing new there then . "
And no ones offering.. So still nothing new there.  |
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So was the purpose of turning the hoover on to alleviate frustration hence you got every more frustrated that you couldn’t find the button ? That’s just a typical of men they always struggle to find the right button to turn anything on before they try getting off |
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"So was the purpose of turning the hoover on to alleviate frustration hence you got every more frustrated that you couldn’t find the button ? That’s just a typical of men they always struggle to find the right button to turn anything on before they try getting off "
I typed a witty response then deleted it because.. Well... You nailed it...unlike me. |
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"So was the purpose of turning the hoover on to alleviate frustration hence you got every more frustrated that you couldn’t find the button ? That’s just a typical of men they always struggle to find the right button to turn anything on before they try getting off "
Only 2 buttons, just press both at once. If that doesn't work twiddle with the 2 dials, then try pressing both the buttons at once. If that doesn't work. Turn it over and give it a slap.
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"So was the purpose of turning the hoover on to alleviate frustration hence you got every more frustrated that you couldn’t find the button ? That’s just a typical of men they always struggle to find the right button to turn anything on before they try getting off
Only 2 buttons, just press both at once. If that doesn't work twiddle with the 2 dials, then try pressing both the buttons at once. If that doesn't work. Turn it over and give it a slap.
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If that doesn't work, you can always try one of the attachments.
Or it might be a problem with the hose. |
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