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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We there you have been out clubbing, working, other forms of entertainment or insomnia has visited.. Pull up a chair, grab a drink and some food and relax... I'm knackered so having a large whisky.. Come and say hello.. I'm in the Corner on the left. |
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"We there you have been out clubbing, working, other forms of entertainment or insomnia has visited.. Pull up a chair, grab a drink and some food and relax... I'm knackered so having a large whisky.. Come and say hello.. I'm in the Corner on the left. "
can I have a whitley neil rhubarb & ginger gin with diet schwepps please bar man ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So that's three corners occupied.. And no throwing the curly wurly at me...
Fab fem. Your death stare has no effect on me.. I'm not looking at your eyes... This time.  |
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Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts 
V x |
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"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are  get urself to costas lol "
Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own |
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"Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts
V x"
You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts
V x"
*Sneaks over and nicks a chip.* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts
V x
You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V "
Why is it that with a black pudding you only get one but a sausage supper you get two? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza? 
Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.
Can I get chicken and sweetcorn then if you're going to hate on the pineapple?
V x"
Absolutely... What about peppers? |
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"Plonks down with a glass and bottle of rosè in the middle somewhere to keep an eye on the ruffians in the corner. Sorry, I've brought my chippy in with me and I'm not sharing. Just let the smell drive you nuts
V x
You’ll never manage that big pudding on yer own V
Why is it that with a black pudding you only get one but a sausage supper you get two? "
No idea but I've got haggis so you can both stay in your corners  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bastards... Will we all chip in and order pizza?
Aye let's.. As long as their is no pineapple on it.
Can I get chicken and sweetcorn then if you're going to hate on the pineapple?
V x
Absolutely... What about peppers? "
So you'll put sweetcorn on a pizza but not pineapple?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare 
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away 
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's "
*starts chewing the other end of the curly wurly*
I'd say we could meet in the middle but you've eaten half already. |
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple! "
*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.  "
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple |
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"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's "
Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple "
But he implied that your not classy.. |
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*
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This pineapple pizza thing is too weird for Costa, steals the haggis supper and runs out the back door |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's
Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph "
Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy.. "
I don't care what he thinks, I just want pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy.. "
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple! |
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"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's
Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph
Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers "
That’s just nasty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple! "
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's
Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph
Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers
That’s just.... very sensible, I applaud you oh great one "
Fixed your autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*abandons the chippy, grabs the wine and follows td40 out the door I search of a ham and pineapple pizza*
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Good girl, don't forget the wine! I've an empty anyway, booze and pizza with pineapple! |
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"Goes and sits in another corner and gives everyone the death stare
Sneaks up behind fabfem and pulls her chair away
Decks Costa while chewing on one of _muma's curly wurly's
Costa enjoys the view as Fabfem straddles above in her moment of triumph
Luckily _ab fem had the foresight to wear big granny knickers
That’s just.... very sensible, I applaud you oh great one
Fixed your autocorrect "
That’s what I meant to say |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are get urself to costas lol
Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own "
Describe them and you can have ONE of them back!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
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Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
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"I was gonna make a wee cuppa, but someone’s gone and nicked all my teapots, you know who you are get urself to costas lol
Need someone to accompany me (hint hint), they’re getting fed up with me hogging the tables on my own
Describe them and you can have ONE of them back!! "
They each have a spout and a lid, now can I come collect? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
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I know I've been drinking the juice all week..
Just hate the texture of pineapple chunks. |
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
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Aye, you can knock a cunt out if you throw it hard enough
John |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
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Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage "
Is it THAT big? No wonder he is in demand. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
You've eaten them all you d*unken (jam) tart..
Sshh that's just what I told her! Ffs "
When did you sneak back in.. Thought you'd abandoned me for td and his classier establishment.. It must be true.. Once you've had Jack.. You never go back... Hang in.. That doesn't sound quite right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage "
Just looks like a cocktail sausage in that big gob yours! |
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza 
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing! "
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know...... |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Goes to rival establishment across the road, classier clientele and pizzas with pineapple!
*waves goodbye. *
Heathen.
Unfortunately I've got to agree with the heathen. Pineapple on pizzas are tasty.. As long as its not ham and pineapple
But he implied that your not classy..
Quit sniffling!
I'm the pied piper and we're going for pizza with pineapple!
Good. Luck getting any of them to blow. Your pipe.. Hehe..
Fabs on it as we speak dude, pineapple has many benefits! .
Oops.. Thought that was a cocktail sausage
Just looks like a cocktail sausage in that big gob yours! "
That actually made me properly laugh |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"
Don't knock the chocolate pizza |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no... |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no... "
If I was covered in chocolate you can all feck off, I'm eating myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
If I was covered in chocolate you can all feck off, I'm eating myself "
There are some in here who would eat themselves and they Arney covered in chocolate
How about I cover you in. Chocolate and watch you eat. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......"
mmmm pineapple....pizza... curly wurlies….
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no... "
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team |
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
mmmm pineapple....pizza... curly wurlies….
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Aww no you too......... |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team "
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*"
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them. "
better buy me some more curly wurlies and a new teapot too!! |
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them. "
DAZ makes your whites whiter |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.
DAZ makes your whites whiter "
Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped? |
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.
DAZ makes your whites whiter
Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped? "
Sex and curly wurlies on the brain you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OI, who's ftn swiped my curly wurlies????
Fabfem, TD and jack put them on their pizza
Underneath the pineapple chunks....,,
Have you ever tried a chocolate pizza? Bloody amazing!
Aww noooooo, I’m goin right off you, pineapple now chocolate, just plain wrong you know......
Aye but cover her in chocolate and pineapple you wouldn't say no...
Alright jack, I’ll admit to that, hand me the Nutella and a big spoon
Right Fab, lie down and take one for the team
Think of the sheets ffs!
Im off to bed
*Sneaks one more of _muma's curly wurly's for the road*
He'll buy you new sheets... And duvet cover to go with them.
DAZ makes your whites whiter
Who's Daz? Is he fit? Ripped? "
Ripped aff the cover of a magazine.. |
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