"Buy a pint or two couple of bottles of chardonnay  "
A big bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine as she gave me advice in my early Fab days when someone was being horrid. I never forget a good turn.x |
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"Buy a pint or two couple of bottles of chardonnay
A big bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine as she gave me advice in my early Fab days when someone was being horrid. I never forget a good turn.x"
I'd put it on an envelope Nd let her do whatever the hell she wanted with it. X |
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"Buy a pint or two couple of bottles of chardonnay
A big bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine as she gave me advice in my early Fab days when someone was being horrid. I never forget a good turn.x
I'd put it on an envelope Nd let her do whatever the hell she wanted with it. X"
Couple of bottles of beer or a cheep whisky! |
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"Buy a pint or two couple of bottles of chardonnay
A big bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine as she gave me advice in my early Fab days when someone was being horrid. I never forget a good turn.x
I'd put it on an envelope Nd let her do whatever the hell she wanted with it. X
Couple of bottles of beer or a cheep whisky! "
I guess You'll enjoy playing a new board game dude  that's what 20 quid go for
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"Buy a pint or two couple of bottles of chardonnay
A big bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine as she gave me advice in my early Fab days when someone was being horrid. I never forget a good turn.x
I'd put it on an envelope Nd let her do whatever the hell she wanted with it. X
Couple of bottles of beer or a cheep whisky! "
Beer please.. I don't do cheap whisky.  |
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"Coffee and perhaps something a little stronger to follow
Heres £20 to stay away from me with a username like that im off  "
Brings along a bag of goodies from Aldi and says show me how good a chef you are |
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"Tell her to finish the housework as i go to the pub
Treat myself to a new frying pan and batter him over the head with it..... Then finish said housework "
If you batter him over the head with a frying pan you will have a lot more house work to do! |
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"Have a game of strip poker
I’m a bit of a shark  fancy a game"
I would buy you...
Pair of marigolds
Bottle of bleach
Pack of dusters
Can of Mr Sheen
Air freshener.
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"Think I owe the oaf a McDonald's apparently...
V x
The oaf. Gee.. Thanks. 
Let's face it you've been called worse.
That's true. . I apologise V"
So you buying me a cake to go with my coffee then with your £20 |
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"Think I owe the oaf a McDonald's apparently...
V x
The oaf. Gee.. Thanks.
Let's face it you've been called worse.
That's true. . I apologise V
So you buying me a cake to go with my coffee then with your £20 "
Aldi pancakes lol  |
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"Think I owe the oaf a McDonald's apparently...
V x
The oaf. Gee.. Thanks.
Let's face it you've been called worse.
That's true. . I apologise V
So you buying me a cake to go with my coffee then with your £20 "
Depends.. Does the coffee cost a tenner a cup? |
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"Think I owe the oaf a McDonald's apparently...
V x
The oaf. Gee.. Thanks.
Let's face it you've been called worse.
That's true. . I apologise V
So you buying me a cake to go with my coffee then with your £20
Depends.. Does the coffee cost a tenner a cup? "
Don’t know you tell me |
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"Think I owe the oaf a McDonald's apparently...
V x
The oaf. Gee.. Thanks.
Let's face it you've been called worse.
That's true. . I apologise V
So you buying me a cake to go with my coffee then with your £20
Aldi pancakes lol "
Hey I’m looking forward to them, made the mistake of stealing some chocolate eurgh anything dairy is never good for me worse when I’m not well  |
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"Buy him a pair of socks
Great.. I need new wank gloves. Hehe.
Please don’t I have a teenage son !!! "
Haha... Rock hard dicks in the washing basket... Lovely. Hehe. |
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