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"Woman says her husband kept his micropenis a secret until their honeymoon"
"A reason so many people recommend premarital sex is so you can know exactly what you’re dealing with. One woman says she found that out the hard way. Yep, a woman took to Reddit to share that she discovered that her husband has a micropenis… on their honeymoon."
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""Woman says her husband kept his micropenis a secret until their honeymoon"
"A reason so many people recommend premarital sex is so you can know exactly what you’re dealing with. One woman says she found that out the hard way. Yep, a woman took to Reddit to share that she discovered that her husband has a micropenis… on their honeymoon."
What size is a micropenis just wondering am mean no that am that tiny in fact am massive did I ever mention my massive cock it's gigantic poor guy eh but then canny all be as big as me. Lol
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Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3/4 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males. |
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"Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3/4 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males."
Aye ok you swallowed a medical journal you mean it's awfully wee cock, am off out to the garage to get my tape measure.... |
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"Swear there’s a wee guy at ma gym with one. He’s pure swaggering about with his tiny wee banger lost in his baw bag. Nae shame.
It’s like baws with a button on them pmsl"
Am saying nothing Ramsey that's me back in from the garage and all I can say is its freezing outside.... |
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"Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3/4 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.
Aye ok you swallowed a medical journal you mean it's awfully wee cock, am off out to the garage to get my tape measure...."
Actually I used a realllllly indepth research technique taught to me by my lecturers when I was in college, I googled it!  |
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"Swear there’s a wee guy at ma gym with one. He’s pure swaggering about with his tiny wee banger lost in his baw bag. Nae shame.
It’s like baws with a button on them pmsl"
I knew a guy that had one, what he didn't have in the trouser department he more than made up for with his oral skills and boy could he dual wield. The size isn't the issue here, its that he deliberately misled her and that she didn't get suspicious before the wedding. |
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"Swear there’s a wee guy at ma gym with one. He’s pure swaggering about with his tiny wee banger lost in his baw bag. Nae shame.
It’s like baws with a button on them pmsl
I knew a guy that had one, what he didn't have in the trouser department he more than made up for with his oral skills and boy could he dual wield. The size isn't the issue here, its that he deliberately misled her and that she didn't get suspicious before the wedding. "
Right you've lost me dual wield wtf?Remember iam a novice here lol xx |
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"Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3/4 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.
Aye ok you swallowed a medical journal you mean it's awfully wee cock, am off out to the garage to get my tape measure....
Actually I used a realllllly indepth research technique taught to me by my lecturers when I was in college, I googled it! "
Gotta love google
I met a guy on a night out in Glasgow he was stunning and way out my league or so I thought I’ll him and his friend came over and started chatting to me and my pal, both of them fit as fuxk, the friend was a pro footballer and maybe I should have went for him but hey ho ! So ended up taking this guy home and I was like where the fuxk is it !!! If fiddling about in his jeans to give him a quick hand job while we’re smooching on settee and was struggling so just went straight for the kill right you coming to bed then so o can get you naked, omg when I got him naked I’m like o so hope you’re a grower, I was only a newly deflowered girl but still this wouldn’t have even broken me in if I was still a virgin anyhow I tried a few techniques and it got hard and longer and wow !!! It was about size of my pinky ! Next thing I know he’s whipping out a condom, laying it down at side of bed and throwing me over the bed onto my back ok  a good hour later I’m like wow wtf ! As he jumps up grabs condom and I can hear him putting it on, yes woohooo clearly he was wanking to get hard while he was down there working magic and his techniques did things I couldn’t so he’s on top making noises and running against me I reach down and he’s wearing the condom and holding it on with his hand because his cock still wasn’t any bigger he shoots he groans and he rolls over
Tells me Im so tight and hes has the best sex ever flattered much but WTAF I didn’t even know it was in ! Next day we’re lnlt snowed in ! No chance mr my trusty corsa managed a 80mile round trip to get him home and I binned his mobile number  ran into him in central station a few years later and he was like OMG I had such a great night I was so gutted you never called yeah lost your number, fancy a date sometime, sorry I’m
Engaged which was lies but it was a mega deal breaker lol ?? |
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"Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3/4 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2] The condition is usually recognized shortly after birth. The term is most often used medically when the rest of the penis, scrotum, and perineum are without ambiguity, such as hypospadias. Micropenis occurs in about 0.6% of males.
Aye ok you swallowed a medical journal you mean it's awfully wee cock, am off out to the garage to get my tape measure....
Actually I used a realllllly indepth research technique taught to me by my lecturers when I was in college, I googled it!
Gotta love google
I met a guy on a night out in Glasgow he was stunning and way out my league or so I thought I’ll him and his friend came over and started chatting to me and my pal, both of them fit as fuxk, the friend was a pro footballer and maybe I should have went for him but hey ho ! So ended up taking this guy home and I was like where the fuxk is it !!! If fiddling about in his jeans to give him a quick hand job while we’re smooching on settee and was struggling so just went straight for the kill right you coming to bed then so o can get you naked, omg when I got him naked I’m like o so hope you’re a grower, I was only a newly deflowered girl but still this wouldn’t have even broken me in if I was still a virgin anyhow I tried a few techniques and it got hard and longer and wow !!! It was about size of my pinky ! Next thing I know he’s whipping out a condom, laying it down at side of bed and throwing me over the bed onto my back ok a good hour later I’m like wow wtf ! As he jumps up grabs condom and I can hear him putting it on, yes woohooo clearly he was wanking to get hard while he was down there working magic and his techniques did things I couldn’t so he’s on top making noises and running against me I reach down and he’s wearing the condom and holding it on with his hand because his cock still wasn’t any bigger he shoots he groans and he rolls over
Tells me Im so tight and hes has the best sex ever flattered much but WTAF I didn’t even know it was in ! Next day we’re lnlt snowed in ! No chance mr my trusty corsa managed a 80mile round trip to get him home and I binned his mobile number ran into him in central station a few years later and he was like OMG I had such a great night I was so gutted you never called yeah lost your number, fancy a date sometime, sorry I’m
Engaged which was lies but it was a mega deal breaker lol ?? "
Good story, thank fuck I've not managed to talk you into a shag then. Phew close escape.... actually? |
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Aw I’m gutted, if only I knew you hadn’t gotten round to using your charm offensive, it’s maybe a good job I’m not looking though or I’d be heartbroken  and we could have had something special and truly unique |
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"Aw I’m gutted, if only I knew you hadn’t gotten round to using your charm offensive, it’s maybe a good job I’m not looking though or I’d be heartbroken and we could have had something special and truly unique "
Aye and you would have told everyone I had a fecking tiny cock, lol I would have to reinvent myself lol fuck what have I done xxx |
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I would actually quite like a cock assessment done by a lady on here then have her post her results utter humiliation think anyone would be up for it lol ... |
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"Swear there’s a wee guy at ma gym with one. He’s pure swaggering about with his tiny wee banger lost in his baw bag. Nae shame.
It’s like baws with a button on them pmsl
I knew a guy that had one, what he didn't have in the trouser department he more than made up for with his oral skills and boy could he dual wield. The size isn't the issue here, its that he deliberately misled her and that she didn't get suspicious before the wedding.
Right you've lost me dual wield wtf?Remember iam a novice here lol xx"
Dual wield, using two weapons. In this case a cock sleeve and a strap on. |
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Hahaha found this way too funny thinking maybe he is a grower not a shower, maybe she took one look and went nope without seeing that he is actually a transformer  |
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