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over a year ago
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"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already  "
Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol |
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"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already
Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol "
You guys are Scottish , no chance of a free meal.
However
Im Welsh, deep fried leek anyone. .  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already
Although they can be good for a free meal and a few drinks lol "
Lol that is true if that is what you are looking for  |
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Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.
Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.
Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.
Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.
One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.
The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.
The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.
Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.
Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.
Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.
One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.
The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.
The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'
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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"And don't go annoying the locals who specifically say, NOT looking for travelling business men staying in hotel as it annoys the shit out of them, I've had 5 tonight already "
lol A Didne ...O by the way I'm in Aberdeen on business next blablabla  |
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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Man walks in to a bar with his octopus. Barman says 'you can't bring an octopus in here!'. The man tells him that the octopus is special so he should stay - his octopus can play any instrument put in front of him.
Barman agrees as long as they can prove it. He pulls a harmonica out of his pocket and, true to the man's word, the octopus plays a proper tune.
Everyone in the bar is intrigued and watching. The barman still isn't happy though and says he needs more proof.
Luckily, one of the patrons hands him his guitar. Without a problem the octopus strums a few chords then plays a song that would make Hendrix proud.
One more patron says he has a proper challenge and brings over his bagpipes.
The octopus looks keen though and takes the bagpipes in hand. Five minutes go by and he's still fiddling with it though, yet to a play a tune. The barman is getting annoyed. Two more minutes and the man feels the mood in the room turn. He says to the octopus, 'what the fuck are you doing? Hurry up and play it or we're going to be thrown out!'.
The octopus stops and looks confused. He says to the man, 'whit the fuck ye on about? Play it?? I'm trying to shag it but I cannae get the pyjamas aff it!'
V x"
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