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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take anything anyone says on here with a huge pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That people will say anything to get in your pants(just not to me ). That people will say anything to keep you interested with no intention of meeting. And never to put up a status saying your thirsty or hungry.. Ffs... I hate white wine why would I want to have you "spray it" on me from your container. Eeaww.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?"

Awe feckin thx , bawbag !!! Lying on my big double bed in a premier in

Fab has taught me that sometimes to much info is not a good thing. ehh doggy !!!!.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?

Awe feckin thx , bawbag !!! Lying on my big double bed in a premier in

Fab has taught me that sometimes to much info is not a good thing. ehh doggy !!!!.

"

I’m also now thinking I’ll need to take my slippers everywhere

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

Nothing though it has confirmed how self absorbed most can be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing though it has confirmed how self absorbed most can be "

You needed fab for that ? What a sheltered life you must lead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?

Awe feckin thx , bawbag !!! Lying on my big double bed in a premier in

Fab has taught me that sometimes to much info is not a good thing. ehh doggy !!!!.

"

Booyaka jungle juice posse!

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"Nothing though it has confirmed how self absorbed most can be

You needed fab for that ? What a sheltered life you must lead "

lol i wrote confirmed

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Take anything anyone says on here with a huge pinch of salt."

Be careful with that much salt we'll all be suffering from hardened arteries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's ok...

I'm hard as nails anyway

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By *ornyguy9120Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?"

Oh jeez...I never actually thought about that ??

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin

That the camera does lie!

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By *over-manMan  over a year ago

motherwell

fucking a tranny's or getting a sookie of one makes you bi or gay

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By *ade and VanessaCouple  over a year ago

Central Scotland

Trust no one

V x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trust no one

V x"

But then can we really trust that's what you have learned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That neither woman nor men are good at estimating cock size

And that turning off fabs on your pics gets you more messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trust no one

V x"

Not everyone hopefully x

R

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That some people never get any older ... literally

That many guys overestimate their height.

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By *oolsGoldxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

That once here u can never ever leave.. always come back

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Trust no one

V x"

Wee bit older, wee bit wiser V.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That there is virtually no demand for naked cleaners.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That about 98% of people on here are humorously stunted ( I don't even know if that makes sense ). I.e. They can't have a laugh at their own expense and reply though gritted teeth!

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"That there is virtually no demand for naked cleaners."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have better chat than most

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By *andsCouple  over a year ago

Edin


"That about 98% of people on here are humorously stunted ( I don't even know if that makes sense ). I.e. They can't have a laugh at their own expense and reply though gritted teeth! "

Mrs Doggy we must be in the other 2%

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That about 98% of people on here are humorously stunted ( I don't even know if that makes sense ). I.e. They can't have a laugh at their own expense and reply though gritted teeth!

Mrs Doggy we must be in the other 2% "

Definitely, especially Mrs Doggy with her master level in irony and sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That about 98% of people on here are humorously stunted ( I don't even know if that makes sense ). I.e. They can't have a laugh at their own expense and reply though gritted teeth!

Mrs Doggy we must be in the other 2% "

....helps when your Mr calls you a "dolly bastard" on an almost daily basis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That about 98% of people on here are humorously stunted ( I don't even know if that makes sense ). I.e. They can't have a laugh at their own expense and reply though gritted teeth!

Mrs Doggy we must be in the other 2%

Definitely, especially Mrs Doggy with her master level in irony and sarcasm "

Is that you trying to be sarky ya cnut?

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By *eiaorganaWoman  over a year ago

Dundee

Take everything with a pinch of salt, and if it sounds too good to be true it usually is.

Taking chances sometimes lead to great things.

Complete strangers will talk crap about you to others, even if they haven’t met/spoken to you. So just be yourself and let other people make up their minds.

Always make sure your room is clean before taking pics (quite a few people need to learn that).

Fab is not real life so don’t treat it that way.

Reading the FAQs saves a lot of hassle (another thing many still need to learn)

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

People on here can be too judgemental. We all have different likes and should be allowed to be ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People on here can be too judgemental. We all have different likes and should be allowed to be ourselves."

Words of wisdom, couldn't agree more

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By *lancheifMan  over a year ago

Ayr

Always expect fuck all and you'll never be disappointed

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By *ade and VanessaCouple  over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Trust no one

V x

Wee bit older, wee bit wiser V.

X"

Less of the older!

Then again... Bookface memories from 4 years ago show that four kids and 2 kids have not been kind

Maybe it's not 'trust no one' so much as a 'don't take people at face value and withhold trust for a while'...

V x

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By *lancheifMan  over a year ago

Ayr

well this place never taught me that but its a good lesson for life in it's entirety

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By *nox.Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

That I'm the most perfect person ever to walk the planet

People will find any excuse to nit pick on the forums

99% of men who "read" your profile can't read its a wee shame

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"That I'm the most perfect person ever to walk the planet

People will find any excuse to nit pick on the forums

99% of men who "read" your profile can't read its a wee shame "

You missed the full stop after all your sentences.

Im joking i never nit pic, ps im away to check your profile for any unmatching underwear

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"People on here can be too judgemental. We all have different likes and should be allowed to be ourselves."
definatly everyone should be themselves but you should also be prepared to be judged on what you say....do...like.....dislike thats just human nature.

i dont think theres any such thing as to judgemental

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre

Its taught me when working away from home you can openly look at fab in a bar or restaurant and not give a fuck who sees it, who knows who might recognise that blue screen while looking over your shoulder lol . Ok no more stella for me haha.

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Learned to ski

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Learned to ski "

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob .

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Learned to ski

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob . "

It sure did devil but shh don't tell anyone

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Learned to ski

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob .

It sure did devil but shh don't tell anyone "

Cooooool.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Learned to ski

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob .

It sure did devil but shh don't tell anyone "

I was impressed with finding out people shag with doors open in a club. Me and MSD were so naive 2 n a bit years ago haha.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its taught me when working away from home you can openly look at fab in a bar or restaurant and not give a fuck who sees it, who knows who might recognise that blue screen while looking over your shoulder lol . Ok no more stella for me haha. "

Blue ?

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Its taught me when working away from home you can openly look at fab in a bar or restaurant and not give a fuck who sees it, who knows who might recognise that blue screen while looking over your shoulder lol . Ok no more stella for me haha.

Blue ? "

Yeah the typie forum screen , cmon u get up way the times.

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"Learned to ski "
what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Learned to ski

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob .

It sure did devil but shh don't tell anyone

I was impressed with finding out people shag with doors open in a club. Me and MSD were so naive 2 n a bit years ago haha. "

You still are

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?"

Sucked it up with a straw

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Learned to ski

Fab taught you to ski, your a feckin nutjob .

It sure did devil but shh don't tell anyone

I was impressed with finding out people shag with doors open in a club. Me and MSD were so naive 2 n a bit years ago haha.

You still are "

Hey you i thought you were my friend

Your off my want to hump list, sry i meant xmas card list , that was a typo honest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a woman follow your instincts: if it feels wrong don't go for it and ffs why people don't read the profile before messaging is beyond me

Last but not least 90% of people don't seem to understand the difference between you are (you're) and your

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"As a woman follow your instincts: if it feels wrong don't go for it and ffs why people don't read the profile before messaging is beyond me

Last but not least 90% of people don't seem to understand the difference between you are (you're) and your"

You missed yer, jeezo

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw "

next level championship winner right there

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw next level championship winner right there "

Do I get a certificate for the wall?

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By *esssDanMan  over a year ago

Dundee

That as a solo guy profile, I really need to attend socials when they come to town...

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw next level championship winner right there

Do I get a certificate for the wall? "

You get a wee badge you can sew on your blazer.

It's learned me that there are still some nice people in the world

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw next level championship winner right there

Do I get a certificate for the wall? "

eyes on the prize as always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw next level championship winner right there

Do I get a certificate for the wall?

You get a wee badge you can sew on your blazer.

It's learned me that there are still some nice people in the world "

Feck off knob,

Kidding

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its taught me when working away from home you can openly look at fab in a bar or restaurant and not give a fuck who sees it, who knows who might recognise that blue screen while looking over your shoulder lol . Ok no more stella for me haha.

Blue ?

Yeah the typie forum screen , cmon u get up way the times. "

I don’t get blue screens

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"fucking a tranny's or getting a sookie of one makes you bi or gay "

Or some arseholes think using derogatory or offensive terminology is acceptable...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run "

Gotta agree with most of this , big pat on the back for this , you hit the nail on the ?? Top bit.

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run

Gotta agree with most of this , big pat on the back for this , you hit the nail on the ?? Top bit. "

My cock actually looks better through binoculars.

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Learned to ski what eat it with a spoon instead of a fork ?

Sucked it up with a straw next level championship winner right there

Do I get a certificate for the wall?

You get a wee badge you can sew on your blazer.

It's learned me that there are still some nice people in the world

Feck off knob,

Kidding "

Feck you twat

Kiddin lololol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That the pursuit of sex does strange things to people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It has taught me how to waste time chatting to people on here who have no intention of ever meeting, the site was much better a few years back as people actually met and had sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It has taught me how to waste time chatting to people on here who have no intention of ever meeting, the site was much better a few years back as people actually met and had sex"

Some still do

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By *earded blossomCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run "

Patiently waiting on the next intstalment

K x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run

Patiently waiting on the next intstalment

K x"

It’ll be a while she only takes a bath on her birthday whether she needs it or not .

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By *ade and VanessaCouple  over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Its taught me...

A sky remote is a universally accepted cock measuring device.

People think we want to see their penis as a way of saying hello.

Most of the populous it would seem cant read.

Cocks look better pictured over a sink/toilet.

People are full of shit.

Some people will literally shag anything.

Many swingers are surprisingly narrow minded.

CJs is better than after8.

Some people get off more on stirring shit and backslapping each other on it than meeting.

there's more but my baths run "

well said!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple  over a year ago

Helensburgh


"fucking a tranny's or getting a sookie of one makes you bi or gay

Or some arseholes think using derogatory or offensive terminology is acceptable..."

Using the term “tranny” is grounds for a paddling...

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By *ictiiWitchCouple  over a year ago

Helensburgh

Everyone is looking for something, be it physical, emotional or spiritual, everyone needs validation. Walk a while in other people’s shoes before opening your mouth, you might be the only person that has said anything nice all day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d say I’ve learned to expect the unexpected and at all costs don’t involve yourself in others drama on here, oh and make your own mind up on people regardless of peoples opinions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In short .. people are dreadful?

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"That once here u can never ever leave.. always come back

"

It's the Hotel California effect: You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave!'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I should probably stop cumming over the carpet in premier inns.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The sheer number of desperate guys on here who will pretend to be sub (when their profile and verifications indicate otherwise) in order to secure a meet

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"That I should probably stop cumming over the carpet in premier inns. "

Right !!! Enough with the premier in abuse, i could have months in wales in one . I resorted to going out and getting pissed last night.

Even to the point i was pestering a forum regular for coffee. . Shes no the type you'd wanna pester either haha.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

People think your sitting about dolled up in racy gear 24/7 just waiting on their "meet now" message.

They seem surprised you may want to see what they look like before having intercourse with them.

No doesnt mean No, it means "keep messaging and they will agree eventually".

A message saying "know im not what youre looking for.... buuuttt" means you'll get a pity shag... newsflash, there is no but. You're not what im looking for .

If they wink you and you wink back, this is not a green light to open a convo. It in fact means you should do nothing but wait a month or two and wink again. And repeat ad infinitum..

Its perfectly acceptable to discuss in detail meeting, then when the agreed time is near to hide profile, go UNLOS or just stop replying. After doing any of this its essential to then message again 6months later asking to meet as i have amnesia and will have forgot.

When asking to meet someone you must tell them their gorgeous/stunning etc...(even if you havnt seen their face)... If rejected you must then either call them an ugly boot or send whiney messages asking why.

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

edinburgh


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People think your sitting about dolled up in racy gear 24/7 just waiting on their "meet now" message.

They seem surprised you may want to see what they look like before having intercourse with them.

No doesnt mean No, it means "keep messaging and they will agree eventually".

A message saying "know im not what youre looking for.... buuuttt" means you'll get a pity shag... newsflash, there is no but. You're not what im looking for .

If they wink you and you wink back, this is not a green light to open a convo. It in fact means you should do nothing but wait a month or two and wink again. And repeat ad infinitum..

Its perfectly acceptable to discuss in detail meeting, then when the agreed time is near to hide profile, go UNLOS or just stop replying. After doing any of this its essential to then message again 6months later asking to meet as i have amnesia and will have forgot.

When asking to meet someone you must tell them their gorgeous/stunning etc...(even if you havnt seen their face)... If rejected you must then either call them an ugly boot or send whiney messages asking why."

I love this reply!

XX

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By *reamguy78Man  over a year ago

central

Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That some people do themselves no favours with their messages, forum posts or forum threads.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice "

Well put

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That some people do themselves no favours with their messages, forum posts or forum threads. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I should probably stop cumming over the carpet in premier inns.

Right !!! Enough with the premier in abuse, i could have months in wales in one . I resorted to going out and getting pissed last night.

Even to the point i was pestering a forum regular for coffee. . Shes no the type you'd wanna pester either haha. "

Aye, think you would have had more success asking her to lick the Premier Inn carpet

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"That I should probably stop cumming over the carpet in premier inns.

Right !!! Enough with the premier in abuse, i could have months in wales in one . I resorted to going out and getting pissed last night.

Even to the point i was pestering a forum regular for coffee. . Shes no the type you'd wanna pester either haha.

Aye, think you would have had more success asking her to lick the Premier Inn carpet "

Shes probably a boot anyways, 30 year old pics and tits that have felt the full uncompromising reality of gravity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I should probably stop cumming over the carpet in premier inns.

Right !!! Enough with the premier in abuse, i could have months in wales in one . I resorted to going out and getting pissed last night.

Even to the point i was pestering a forum regular for coffee. . Shes no the type you'd wanna pester either haha.

Aye, think you would have had more success asking her to lick the Premier Inn carpet

Shes probably a boot anyways, 30 year old pics and tits that have felt the full uncompromising reality of gravity. "

Yep.

And still out of your league.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?"

I'm exactly the same, I stay in premier inns quite a bit with work and they give me the fear!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"....first thing that pops into my head is never to walk barefoot on a Premier Inn room carpet. (Forensics would have a field day with the varioys bodily fluids and secretions that must be on their soft furnishings!)

What has the bold Fab taught you folks?

Awe feckin thx , bawbag !!! Lying on my big double bed in a premier in

Fab has taught me that sometimes to much info is not a good thing. ehh doggy !!!!.

I’m also now thinking I’ll need to take my slippers everywhere "

I just wear one of those hazmat suits!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To not be so trusting of people there really are some messed up people on and off the net.

In a positive way I've learnt that you can make some proper decent friends/play friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To not be so trusting of people there really are some messed up people on and off the net.

In a positive way I've learnt that you can make some proper decent friends/play friends "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice "

Oh soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camera angles!

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice"

Women are revered on here, it's too much.


" soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either! "

There are some scary pictures on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"

Cuddle..

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part "

Or hoping it's a picture of someone eating a hotdog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

Cuddle..

"

Oops. Wrong thread.

It's taught me kissing is an under rated art form and few are good at it.

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

Cuddle..

Oops. Wrong thread.

It's taught me kissing is an under rated art form and few are good at it. "

I prefer torture

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By *Js 38DlightCouple  over a year ago

where the fun is

Trust no one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

Cuddle..

Oops. Wrong thread.

It's taught me kissing is an under rated art form and few are good at it.

I prefer torture "

A cuddle from.me would be torture.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"

"Women are revered on here"!!!!!

I laughed at this!!!! Wtf??? By who???

1) saddos who will say anything to get laid and are really creepy?

Or

2) guys who are welll out of their league who let them believe whatever they want as it's a sex site and they want their hole. That's not being revered, that's being played!

No on is revered in my book unless they deserve it.

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"Women are revered on here"!!!!!

I laughed at this!!!! Wtf??? By who???

1) saddos who will say anything to get laid and are really creepy?

Or

2) guys who are welll out of their league who let them believe whatever they want as it's a sex site and they want their hole. That's not being revered, that's being played!

No on is revered in my book unless they deserve it. "

You revere me I can tell

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

That I can only rely upon myself. Everyone let’s you down at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"Women are revered on here"!!!!!

I laughed at this!!!! Wtf??? By who???

1) saddos who will say anything to get laid and are really creepy?

Or

2) guys who are welll out of their league who let them believe whatever they want as it's a sex site and they want their hole. That's not being revered, that's being played!

No on is revered in my book unless they deserve it.

You revere me I can tell "

I wouldn't bet on it princess!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I can only rely upon myself. Everyone let’s you down at some point. "

Yes but only the wankers and munters on here you can apply that too and there are lots of them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone is looking for something, be it physical, emotional or spiritual, everyone needs validation. Walk a while in other people’s shoes before opening your mouth, you might be the only person that has said anything nice all day."

That's good for life in general.

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

"Women are revered on here"!!!!!

I laughed at this!!!! Wtf??? By who???

1) saddos who will say anything to get laid and are really creepy?

Or

2) guys who are welll out of their league who let them believe whatever they want as it's a sex site and they want their hole. That's not being revered, that's being played!

No on is revered in my book unless they deserve it.

You revere me I can tell

I wouldn't bet on it princess! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People are strange when your a stranger.

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By *ab femWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire


"People are strange when your a stranger."

Great song

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"People are strange when your a stranger."

Faces look ugly

In my pm's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That some dogs bark is worse than their bite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People are strange when your a stranger.

Faces look ugly

In my pm's

"

When you're strange.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People are strange when your a stranger.

Faces look ugly

In my pm's

When you're strange."

What film was that song in? Who ever get it right can do what they want with me! Que the mass exodus into another thread!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The lost boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lost boys "
oopps should have read the full post before answering

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The lost boys "

You walked straight into that one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lost boys

You walked straight into that one!"

Well thats what I'm hoping she will do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The lost boys oopps should have read the full post before answering "

Ah I will let you off, I'm in a good mood for a change!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part "

I have never been good at quizzes even the photo rounds so absolutely hopeless at guessing the bodyparts on fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part

I have never been good at quizzes even the photo rounds so absolutely hopeless at guessing the bodyparts on fab!! "

I love a quiz.

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part

I have never been good at quizzes even the photo rounds so absolutely hopeless at guessing the bodyparts on fab!!

I love a quiz."

I enjoy quiz nights but absolutely no use to any team I am in, same as I like singing but only sound good with the hoover on!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part

I have never been good at quizzes even the photo rounds so absolutely hopeless at guessing the bodyparts on fab!!

I love a quiz.

I enjoy quiz nights but absolutely no use to any team I am in, same as I like singing but only sound good with the hoover on!! "

We seem to have a lot in common!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What I have actually learned from Fab is find your tribe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What I have actually learned from Fab is find your tribe."

Have you found yours yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What I have actually learned from Fab is find your tribe.

Have you found yours yet?"

Not yet, but at least I know I should be looking for one now!

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Fab has taught me that certain people are put on a pedestal as it’s a sex site while in the real life you would not look twice

Women are revered on here, it's too much.

soooo true!!!

Tbh I don't look twice on here either!

There are some scary pictures on here

I like the ones where you need to guess the body part

I have never been good at quizzes even the photo rounds so absolutely hopeless at guessing the bodyparts on fab!!

I love a quiz.

I enjoy quiz nights but absolutely no use to any team I am in, same as I like singing but only sound good with the hoover on!!

We seem to have a lot in common! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That people can get quite excited about an imaginary drink in an imaginary bar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That people can get quite excited about an imaginary drink in an imaginary bar."

It's easy to get excited, just use your imagination!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That hiding your profile doesn't mean people can't message you or see when your online.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people will literally shag anything with a pulse .

Dick pics over a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some guys have very fragile egos...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people will literally shag anything with a pulse .

Dick pics over a toilet

"

Or without

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To take many things people say to you with a container load of salt

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"To take many things people say to you with a container load of salt"

And then throwaway the shit they said keeping the salt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To take many things people say to you with a container load of salt

And then throwaway the shit they said keeping the salt."

Some tequila and lemon needed then

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"To take many things people say to you with a container load of salt

And then throwaway the shit they said keeping the salt.

Some tequila and lemon needed then "

Obvious fab taught me to drink a lot of tequila

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By *rMrsWTFCouple  over a year ago

Arbroath

Fab has taught me that I still have much to learn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And never to assume a meet is going to happen until it does....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And never to assume a meet is going to happen until it does.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That i need to expand on the ols sexual bucket list.....

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

That winks from blank or hidden profiles should make knickers fall off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That winks from blank or hidden profiles should make knickers fall off "

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never assume the other person isn't as big a weirdo as you are!

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By *_murphWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 07/03/19 15:17:51]

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By *_murphWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

That a lot of people go in a mood if you don't reply to their shitty one word message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That a lot of people go in a mood if you don't reply to their shitty one word message "

What about a shitty paragraph of a message?

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By *_murphWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"That a lot of people go in a mood if you don't reply to their shitty one word message

What about a shitty paragraph of a message? "

Well, it's still shitty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That a lot of people go in a mood if you don't reply to their shitty one word message

What about a shitty paragraph of a message?

Well, it's still shitty "

Yeah but it took time.. Maybe I need to take immodium before messaging then.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

That people will believe you when you say you have no veris because you demand your pure hunners of meets dont veri you...as you have ninja levels of discretionionary uberness.

Even though you dont have to display them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No matter where you go in life you’re guaranteed to run into a wank or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That a lot of people go in a mood if you don't reply to their shitty one word message "

It was 2 words! hi ya!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never judge a book by its forum cover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That the University of Sydney was founded in 1850 and is regarded as Australias highest ranking Uni.

It's true, I googled after seeing so many profiles with the shit disclaimer listed on theirs.

Still don't know why the disclaimer is so popular but I did remember the wee snippet of useless info stated above.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s way more arseholes out there than there is arse holes

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By *stonDBS2Man  over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Taught me that im just human really, after over 12 years of this lark i have enjoyed ticking most "want to try that" boxes, threesomes, group fun,bigger group fun, role play, an unforgettable role play, a hot arrangement with a couple that was great while it lasted.

Gettin hung up on someone that tripped up all of the above, see i did say it all leads to realising your just human with faults and some good points that work in your favour and if your lucky enough to meet others who likewise notice your good points, then its all been worth it.

Completely content with my fab experience lookin back on it all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Taught me that im just human really, after over 12 years of this lark i have enjoyed ticking most "want to try that" boxes, threesomes, group fun,bigger group fun, role play, an unforgettable role play, a hot arrangement with a couple that was great while it lasted.

Gettin hung up on someone that tripped up all of the above, see i did say it all leads to realising your just human with faults and some good points that work in your favour and if your lucky enough to meet others who likewise notice your good points, then its all been worth it.

Completely content with my fab experience lookin back on it all."

I hope I will say the same one day. Hope I won't let too many push my buttons. But I'm sure it will happen.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Trust no one and that theres folk so far up there own arse its unreal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It took me deleting my profile and eventually coming back to realise you shouldn’t take life on fab too seriously........just go with the flow. Anything else is a bonus.

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By *ikkevCouple  over a year ago

larkhall

That life is full of creeps stalkers and cunts

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By *ichtieVikingMan  over a year ago

Arbroath

That manners and decency are a forgotten concept!!

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