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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi fabbers
Just got asked can i host an mmmf at my house randomly. After exchanging kik i get sent a pussy pic and tits. I say if i were to even consider hosting random strangers i'd need to see face pics of those entering my home
That wasn't part of the guys plan....surely that would be normal?lol was i expected NOT to see who was going to turn up?haha
Anyway....has anybody else had equally dodgy / mental / batshit crazy tales to tell similar? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "
Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "
KFC....eurrgh. Block  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc
KFC....eurrgh. Block "
Ano, dirty bastard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc
Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!"
Ano am good but no that good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc
Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!
Ano am good but no that good "
Ram a mop up yer arse and do the kitchen floor as you're delivering that ham shank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc
Fuck sake....and they say women can multi task!
Ano am good but no that good
Ram a mop up yer arse and do the kitchen floor as you're delivering that ham shank "
He could shite while I wank him and I could throw in some popcorn chicken. Draw the line at fucking on the blob tho. I have my limits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...
No mummy please don't touch me there.
Actually felt sick  "
Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...
No mummy please don't touch me there.
Actually felt sick
Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up."
actually made my skin crawl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...
No mummy please don't touch me there.
Actually felt sick
Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up.actually made my skin crawl!"
Would freak me out....but it was thinking of your reaction that made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a few crackers but the creepiest iv had was a random message saying...
No mummy please don't touch me there.
Actually felt sick
Actually pissing myself at that...this place is fucked up.actually made my skin crawl!
Would freak me out....but it was thinking of your reaction that made me laugh "
offs cheers you yer all heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww love a KFC! That's really bad though. Not had anything like that
Really, its a bit like mcdonalds but with different sauces.  "
And chicken instead of beef |
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Was asked if i enjoyed breath play! He then said he wud strang le me but its ok he knew C.P.R well thats ok then id hate to think of the poor wee chamber maid in the premier inn finding my body whilst hoovering lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was asked if i enjoyed breath play! He then said he wud strang le me but its ok he knew C.P.R well thats ok then id hate to think of the poor wee chamber maid in the premier inn finding my body whilst hoovering lol "
lol
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Was asked if i enjoyed breath play! He then said he wud strang le me but its ok he knew C.P.R well thats ok then id hate to think of the poor wee chamber maid in the premier inn finding my body whilst hoovering lol "
That’s comforting lol
Not really breath play if you’re unconscious.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy said he would love to meet me in the woods, watch each other have a shit and then lick my arse clean
Was his name Yogi? "
I think it might have been as he asked if his friend Boo Boo could watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And old guy asked me if he pretended to be blacked out in his car would I find him rub my cock on his face then squeeze his balls through his shorts... Erm naahhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you wank me while I shit myself, Can I fuck you for money, can I fuck you at your time of the month and can you pick me up a kfc "
Aww I like the kfc one though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message saying could I help a guy out
He loves bbw dirty knickers !
Well I don’t class myself as a bbw for a start and even my profile says curvy
My underwear costs a lot of money and as soon as it’s worn a day it’s in the wash ! I don’t tend to have a supply of dirty knickers lying around |
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