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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll 
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?   "
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it |
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it "
Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight .  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight . "
Aww |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe"
Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
Never said I’d be delivering it ( sticks tongue out emoji ) I’m a white bride ( cough ) not a white knight .
Aww "
You Just can't get the staff! I'm sure if it was a naked delivery you were after someone could help. Then they could do a bit of light house work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe
Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf? "
Wet wipes.. And heated seats if you like that kind of thing.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive a white car.. Well.. When I can be arsed washing it.. Does that get me close enough to being a white Knight? If not, tough shit then. Hehe
Have you got cushions and tissues on the parcel shelf?
Wet wipes.. And heated seats if you like that kind of thing.. "
All I can think of is that top gear episode! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come and have a go if you think your hard enough.
Who are you.
Who the fucking hell are youuuuuu "
I'm the nightmare your mama warned you about. Ass hole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it "
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last" |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last" "
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls "
Well Mi'lady your wish is my command |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls "
*looks around for aforementioned lady. * |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
Well Mi'lady your wish is my command "
See white knights aren't a bad thing |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. * "
*waves like Forrest Gump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump"
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere? "
How dare you speak to the lady like that you vagabond! I challenge you to a duel in the ladies honour! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
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Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere? "
that made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a white Knight to bring me a crisp roll
Is that a soft roll with crispy crisps , a crispy roll with crispy crisps or a euphemism I’ve not heard of ?
Soft roll, crispy crisps you'll find me in bed not so patiently waiting for it
*tips fedora*
Well Mi'lady I shall be the MAN you need and bring you your soft roll and crispy crisps!
Unlike these other "men" I will also offer you a back rub because I'm a nice guy like that!
And remember that old saying "nice guys come last"
Finally someone who recognises a lady in need. You can hold the back rub though, only want you for your crisps and rolls
*looks around for aforementioned lady. *
*waves like Forrest Gump
*Waves back*
Have you seen a lady here anywhere?
How dare you speak to the lady like that you vagabond! I challenge you to a duel in the ladies honour! "
No chance. Your "pistol" is bound to be bigger and more powerful and your "sword" longer.  |
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