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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Driving through town looked over and saw a rather attractive older woman driving the car next to me..she looked over, we smiled.. I sped up, she did too, smiled and suggestively stuck her tongue out.. This happened a couple of times and then she was going slow to try and let me catch up as my kane was going slower... Hasn't happened to me before.. WTF. wohoo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Driving through town looked over and saw a rather attractive older woman driving the car next to me..she looked over, we smiled.. I sped up, she did too, smiled and suggestively stuck her tongue out.. This happened a couple of times and then she was going slow to try and let me catch up as my kane was going slower... Hasn't happened to me before.. WTF. wohoo. "
So you were the arsehole who nearly mowed me down on the pedestrian crossing cause you were chasing Miss fucking Daisy!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Driving through town looked over and saw a rather attractive older woman driving the car next to me..she looked over, we smiled.. I sped up, she did too, smiled and suggestively stuck her tongue out.. This happened a couple of times and then she was going slow to try and let me catch up as my kane was going slower... Hasn't happened to me before.. WTF. wohoo.
So you were the arsehole who nearly mowed me down on the pedestrian crossing cause you were chasing Miss fucking Daisy! "
Aye.. Don't worry.. I won't miss next time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm more ffs today 
V x
Have a hug and a cheese sandwich with heinz ploughman's pickle spread on it.
Keep that up and I'll pickle your walnuts and keep them in a jar if you're not careful... 
V x"
I can keep it up for a long time... |
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"I'm more ffs today
V x
Have a hug and a cheese sandwich with heinz ploughman's pickle spread on it.
Keep that up and I'll pickle your walnuts and keep them in a jar if you're not careful...
V x
I can keep it up for a long time... "
You just want my hands on your walnuts... Nae chance. It'll be pliers and tongs with extra long handles! 
V x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm more ffs today
V x
Have a hug and a cheese sandwich with heinz ploughman's pickle spread on it.
Keep that up and I'll pickle your walnuts and keep them in a jar if you're not careful...
V x
I can keep it up for a long time...
You just want my hands on your walnuts... Nae chance. It'll be pliers and tongs with extra long handles!
V x"
You'll need a magnifying glass and tweezers taped to the end as well...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A few status updates today have made say what the actual fuck
K x"
Would live an example or two... And you better not be referring to my well thought out one.. *goes to check what his current status is* |
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