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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Now as title says we all have them but what if you woke up and for 24hr's you where the opposite sex what would your first thing you would like to act out .
Mine would definitely be playing with a wand as I have heard woman saying how good the orgasms they have with them .
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Well if I'd just woken up as a man I'd probably have morning glory so that would be the first thing to deal with 
Deal with mine 1st ?"
Hmmm, are you a man or a woman for the day tho? Makes a huge difference lol |
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"My fantasy is fucking in office she walks in goes under desk starts blowing me"
Someone didn't read what the thread was about...
A day as a man... I think I'd get on a train with a broadsheet newspaper at peak time, get myself a seat and take up as much room as physically possibly between sitting with my legs apart and holding my paper out wide. Preferably taking up the space of those around me. If I had to drive... It would be a tiny sportscar and I'd head to the supermarket where I'd take the last parent and child space so I had more round around me to avoid my precious baby being scratched. No children with me of course. They don't fit in the sportscar and couldn't risk the leather...
If I had time I'd spend sometime at the local sexual health clinic explaining women's anotomy and contraceptive choices to them while alut shaming those there for sti checks. I'd remind them they should be good girls and save it for marriage while also making lewd comments and staring at their tits. After all that I'd tell them to cheer up and smile.
After a hard day of manning I'd head to the pub for a pint and to tell other men what an awesome man I've been today while hoping someone broke out in to song about me so I could join in like Gaston in 'beauty and the beast' because he's the true hero of the film.
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Nb Yes, it's been one of those days. Yes, I need a drink. No, I don't give a fuck. |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
Explain to my new female gender friends that when In say "There is nothing wrong" there has actually to be ...nothing wrong .
An O.Aye telling them a toilet seat can be left up or down ...It is not a big feckin deal  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Explain to my new female gender friends that when In say "There is nothing wrong" there has actually to be ...nothing wrong .
An O.Aye telling them a toilet seat can be left up or down ...It is not a big feckin deal "
Not a chance you'd say that about the toilet seat if you were a woman  |
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"Explain to my new female gender friends that when In say "There is nothing wrong" there has actually to be ...nothing wrong .
An O.Aye telling them a toilet seat can be left up or down ...It is not a big feckin deal "
Spend your day as a woman and see how you feel about the last one...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if I'd just woken up as a man I'd probably have morning glory so that would be the first thing to deal with "
I hear that It wouldn't be the first time you've done that this week.  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Explain to my new female gender friends that when In say "There is nothing wrong" there has actually to be ...nothing wrong .
An O.Aye telling them a toilet seat can be left up or down ...It is not a big feckin deal
Not a chance you'd say that about the toilet seat if you were a woman "
Would you wank all day of the toilet seat was up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fantasy is fucking in office she walks in goes under desk starts blowing me
Someone didn't read what the thread was about...
A day as a man... I think I'd get on a train with a broadsheet newspaper at peak time, get myself a seat and take up as much room as physically possibly between sitting with my legs apart and holding my paper out wide. Preferably taking up the space of those around me. If I had to drive... It would be a tiny sportscar and I'd head to the supermarket where I'd take the last parent and child space so I had more round around me to avoid my precious baby being scratched. No children with me of course. They don't fit in the sportscar and couldn't risk the leather...
If I had time I'd spend sometime at the local sexual health clinic explaining women's anotomy and contraceptive choices to them while alut shaming those there for sti checks. I'd remind them they should be good girls and save it for marriage while also making lewd comments and staring at their tits. After all that I'd tell them to cheer up and smile.
After a hard day of manning I'd head to the pub for a pint and to tell other men what an awesome man I've been today while hoping someone broke out in to song about me so I could join in like Gaston in 'beauty and the beast' because he's the true hero of the film.
V x
Nb Yes, it's been one of those days. Yes, I need a drink. No, I don't give a fuck. "
Don't hold back. Say what you really think! |
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"My fantasy is fucking in office she walks in goes under desk starts blowing me
Someone didn't read what the thread was about...
A day as a man... I think I'd get on a train with a broadsheet newspaper at peak time, get myself a seat and take up as much room as physically possibly between sitting with my legs apart and holding my paper out wide. Preferably taking up the space of those around me. If I had to drive... It would be a tiny sportscar and I'd head to the supermarket where I'd take the last parent and child space so I had more round around me to avoid my precious baby being scratched. No children with me of course. They don't fit in the sportscar and couldn't risk the leather...
If I had time I'd spend sometime at the local sexual health clinic explaining women's anotomy and contraceptive choices to them while alut shaming those there for sti checks. I'd remind them they should be good girls and save it for marriage while also making lewd comments and staring at their tits. After all that I'd tell them to cheer up and smile.
After a hard day of manning I'd head to the pub for a pint and to tell other men what an awesome man I've been today while hoping someone broke out in to song about me so I could join in like Gaston in 'beauty and the beast' because he's the true hero of the film.
V x
Nb Yes, it's been one of those days. Yes, I need a drink. No, I don't give a fuck.
Don't hold back. Say what you really think! "
Usually do! |
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"My fantasy is fucking in office she walks in goes under desk starts blowing me
Someone didn't read what the thread was about...
A day as a man... I think I'd get on a train with a broadsheet newspaper at peak time, get myself a seat and take up as much room as physically possibly between sitting with my legs apart and holding my paper out wide. Preferably taking up the space of those around me. If I had to drive... It would be a tiny sportscar and I'd head to the supermarket where I'd take the last parent and child space so I had more round around me to avoid my precious baby being scratched. No children with me of course. They don't fit in the sportscar and couldn't risk the leather...
If I had time I'd spend sometime at the local sexual health clinic explaining women's anotomy and contraceptive choices to them while alut shaming those there for sti checks. I'd remind them they should be good girls and save it for marriage while also making lewd comments and staring at their tits. After all that I'd tell them to cheer up and smile.
After a hard day of manning I'd head to the pub for a pint and to tell other men what an awesome man I've been today while hoping someone broke out in to song about me so I could join in like Gaston in 'beauty and the beast' because he's the true hero of the film.
V x
Nb Yes, it's been one of those days. Yes, I need a drink. No, I don't give a fuck. "
Savage. I love it. |
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"My fantasy is fucking in office she walks in goes under desk starts blowing me
Someone didn't read what the thread was about...
A day as a man... I think I'd get on a train with a broadsheet newspaper at peak time, get myself a seat and take up as much room as physically possibly between sitting with my legs apart and holding my paper out wide. Preferably taking up the space of those around me. If I had to drive... It would be a tiny sportscar and I'd head to the supermarket where I'd take the last parent and child space so I had more round around me to avoid my precious baby being scratched. No children with me of course. They don't fit in the sportscar and couldn't risk the leather...
If I had time I'd spend sometime at the local sexual health clinic explaining women's anotomy and contraceptive choices to them while alut shaming those there for sti checks. I'd remind them they should be good girls and save it for marriage while also making lewd comments and staring at their tits. After all that I'd tell them to cheer up and smile.
After a hard day of manning I'd head to the pub for a pint and to tell other men what an awesome man I've been today while hoping someone broke out in to song about me so I could join in like Gaston in 'beauty and the beast' because he's the true hero of the film.
V x
Nb Yes, it's been one of those days. Yes, I need a drink. No, I don't give a fuck. "
This is exactly what us guys are like, every single one of us.  |
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Wanking all day is much more fun as a woman - far more orgasms  wanking as a man... Would depend on what you end up like but you're talking a few minutes, clean yourself up, find something to do for a few hours before you can again
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanking all day is much more fun as a woman - far more orgasms wanking as a man... Would depend on what you end up like but you're talking a few minutes, clean yourself up, find something to do for a few hours before you can again
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