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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your wife is not daft,

In fact she's quite savvy,

She knows you send cock pics

To me, from the lavvy

Any amusing wee Valentine poems...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old one...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Some verses rhyme

This one doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An old one...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Some verses rhyme

This one doesn't.

One for my Mr...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's surprising I know this

As you never buy me fucking flowers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"An old one...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Some verses rhyme

This one doesn't.

One for my Mr...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's surprising I know this

As you never buy me fucking flowers!"

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Please don't surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"An old one...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Some verses rhyme

This one doesn't.

One for my Mr...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's surprising I know this

As you never buy me fucking flowers!

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Please don't surprise

Oscar Pistorius

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

I remember someone taking the hump last year at my valentine's jokes so think I'll stay out this one

John

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By *ictiiWitchCouple over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I remember someone taking the hump last year at my valentine's jokes so think I'll stay out this one

John

Violets are purple

Roses are pink

Save your shite patter

And buy us a drink.

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By *ab femWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get out of my face

I don't like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I remember someone taking the hump last year at my valentine's jokes so think I'll stay out this one

John

Och go on....ye know ye want to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did the valentine card say to the stamp ??? .....stick with me n you will go far

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd post one but I'm sure no one would read it.

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

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By *andsCouple over a year ago

Edin

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

I can see this taking off ... ever thought about applying on Dragons Den ... needing £50k for my new greetings card business

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

I can see this taking off ... ever thought about applying on Dragons Den ... needing £50k for my new greetings card business

"
am no ahareing i will stay original

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come have gander at my foot long pole.

Knickers on or off

Any holes a goal..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come have gander at my foot long pole.

Knickers on or off

Any holes a goal..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

They call him "The Coatbridge Casanova...."

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

They call him "The Coatbridge Casanova....""
its the thai tantiliser right now

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

They call him "The Coatbridge Casanova...."its the thai tantiliser right now

54 days until I'm off to Thailand

not that I'm counting

John

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Roses are red

My tampon is too

Sorry my darling

But Its Pornhub for you

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Be ready its stupid hot now and your arriving hot season

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get it up ya

Ya manky skank

Ya know ya love it

When am baws deep

Get it up ya

Is that what you were thinking

They call him "The Coatbridge Casanova....""

Are you the "Drumchapel diva"?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Roses are black

Violets are too

Why can't i see ?

Get the blindfold off me now mad wummin

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Lilies are white

Roses are scarlet

Lucky for you

I'm a bit of a harlot

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Roses are red

This poem's a trick

So get on your knees

And suck my dick

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"Be ready its stupid hot now and your arriving hot season "

I fly into Bangkok for a few nights then onto murder island which I'm sure lots of you will be living in hope that I'm killed while there

John

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

I'm out of ideas now

This thread made me laugh

now W is getting a good few verses in his card this year!

V x

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By *appyDeviantsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Here comes my willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some poems are crude

Some others are crass.

Please bend over baby,

It's cumming up your ass.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Some poems are crude

Some others are crass.

Please bend over baby,

So I can cum in your ass.

Sounds better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some poems are crude

Some others are crass.

Please bend over baby,

So I can cum in your ass.

Sounds better

I think you might need to give me some lessons then...agterbttoi can buy me my mcflurry.

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By *outhsider69Man over a year ago

glasgow

"Your wife is not daft,

In fact she's quite savvy,

She knows you send cock pics

To me, from the lavvy

Any amusing wee Valentine poems...?

I first saw Mrs doggy on a tropical isle,

Seeing her in her undies sure made me smile,

And now as this Valentine’s Day just begins,

I’m in my Lavvy sending her cock pics too

Longtime no see Mrs D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are black

Violets are too

Why can't i see ?

Get the blindfold off me now mad wummin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your wife is not daft,

In fact she's quite savvy,

She knows you send cock pics

To me, from the lavvy

Any amusing wee Valentine poems...?

I first saw Mrs doggy on a tropical isle,

Seeing her in her undies sure made me smile,

And now as this Valentine’s Day just begins,

I’m in my Lavvy sending her cock pics too

Longtime no see Mrs D

Happy Valentine's Day Shagger!

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By *on12xxMan over a year ago

nottingham

Valentines social in pub tonight anyone ibferested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shagging your sister

And she's better than you

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Roses are grey

Violets are whiter

It’s going to get rammed

Right up yer self I’m colourblind

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Roses are red

Violets are red

Everything’s red

My eyes my eyes are bleeding .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shagging your sister

And she's better than you "

. This did actually make me lol......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis"

Deal.

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By *unCpl1003Couple over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lie back

I'll eat you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wood to wood

Plank to plank

Wits a kiss

Without a wank

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts are up

Panties are down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it's stiff

Stick it in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I cry myself to sleep, masturbating to you.

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

Is that physically or metaphorically.

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

Is that physically or metaphorically.

No much fun in metaphorically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

Is that physically or metaphorically.

No much fun in metaphorically "

I meant the bend over backwards bit.

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

Is that physically or metaphorically.

No much fun in metaphorically

I meant the bend over backwards bit.

And my answer remains the same

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By *upeemanxxxMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Never heard so much s...t in my life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

Deal.

roses are red

violets are blue

bend over backwards

and i'll sit on you

Is that physically or metaphorically.

No much fun in metaphorically

I meant the bend over backwards bit.

And my answer remains the same"

Well.. That's me out then..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never heard so much s...t in my life "

This must be your first day on the forum then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never heard so much s...t in my life

This must be your first day on the forum then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red is red

Brown is brown

When I'm with you

My knickers are down heehee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of a snowflake

As a person you're unique.

You're beauty is unsurpassed

And one touch from me will make you wet.

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By *dinburgerMan over a year ago

Perthshire

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis"

We have a winner! Think we can close the thread now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

We have a winner! Think we can close the thread now."

If only...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up yer flaps

Cos here comes my willy

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Roses are boobs

Violets are boobs

I love boobs

Boobs

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Roses are red

Poems are shite

Get your arse up to mine

You’re getting pumped tonight

K x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Poems are shite

Get your arse up to mine

You’re getting pumped tonight

K x"

I like whatbyou say

I'm.now on my way.

Make sure you've a tenner,

I'll give change when you pay.

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By *rMrsWTFCouple over a year ago

Arbroath

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

We have a winner! Think we can close the thread now."

What's the prize,?

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Men are from Mars

Women from venus

You lick my fanny

and I'll suck your penis

We have a winner! Think we can close the thread now.

What's the prize,?

Post your name and address for an inevitable surprise ?

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