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This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else? |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?"
most of those you mention can be correcter a sloppy kebab skewered with a cumberland with mayo has no excuse  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?"
In summary then..a feckin mess. I'm the same. I just think, this is your chance to showcase yourself. Tidy up.
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over a year ago
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?"
chipped nailvarnish / dodgy make up |
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"Pics with toilet's in them "
Ah... yes. Forgot about that one. I have to claim bathroom/shower pics as ok (or else I’d be a hypocrite), but yeah, a toilet bowl is a no-no.
Grotty public/work toilet floors too. |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?
chipped nailvarnish / dodgy make up"
says me with chipped nailvarnish and no make up lol  |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
Ah... yes. Forgot about that one. I have to claim bathroom/shower pics as ok (or else I’d be a hypocrite), but yeah, a toilet bowl is a no-no.
Grotty public/work toilet floors too. "
nothing like a lovely big cock n a toilet bowl in a pic...yukkk |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?most of those you mention can be correcter a sloppy kebab skewered with a cumberland with mayo has no excuse "
They can be corrected, but the fact the person hasn’t chosen to speaks volumes.
I agree about the unflattering crotch close-ups.... keep them private, specially if it’s not your strong suit! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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Oh good thread.
A gigantic TV on in the background. I end up sitting trying to work out what they are watching.
And why are they hanging around with their muff/wee fella out when they are watching Eastenders or sports scene |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?most of those you mention can be correcter a sloppy kebab skewered with a cumberland with mayo has no excuse
They can be corrected, but the fact the person hasn’t chosen to speaks volumes.
I agree about the unflattering crotch close-ups.... keep them private, specially if it’s not your strong suit!"
a carpet can be hovered the site of someones mess cant be erased  |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
- people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?most of those you mention can be correcter a sloppy kebab skewered with a cumberland with mayo has no excuse
They can be corrected, but the fact the person hasn’t chosen to speaks volumes.
I agree about the unflattering crotch close-ups.... keep them private, specially if it’s not your strong suit!a carpet can be hovered the site of someones mess cant be erased "
That’s another one: carpets - usually dark - which haven’t seen a vacuum cleaner in weeks. |
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"Threads like this make me want to unhinge my messy minge "
From what I can see on your pics, it doesn’t look messy - and it’s demurely peeping out too!
If you were to unhinge it, though, I’d have to re-evaluate! |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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Years ago in chat someone said they would never meet us based on our pics .... as we had wallpaper! They said only folk “up themselves” round their way had wallpaper and that was a no-no for them ! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"Years ago in chat someone said they would never meet us based on our pics .... as we had wallpaper! They said only folk “up themselves” round their way had wallpaper and that was a no-no for them ! "
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"Years ago in chat someone said they would never meet us based on our pics .... as we had wallpaper! They said only folk “up themselves” round their way had wallpaper and that was a no-no for them ! "
Haha. You’ll be saying you had wall-to-wall carpet next.
Bloody show-offs!
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"guys pics in the bathroom... what they got to hide..the wife/partner/girlfriend"
Haha. Oi! Mine is in the bathroom - mainly because there’s a shelf to balance the phone, and a big mirror there. I pointed it away from the bowl though!  |
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"Dirty finger nails "
Eww! Dirty most things, to be fair.
There was one I saw a while back, with a close up of a vulva, complete with bits of toilet paper which had got stuck. I realise this happens... but surely you’d notice, delete the pic, detangle the TP from the hair and/or labia, and retake before posting?
Again, it’s the lack of care which makes me wonder about where else they cut corners - I.e. do they think a quick rub with a baby wipe and a skoosh of impulse is sufficient pre-meet prep?  |
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"Dirty finger nails
Eww! Dirty most things, to be fair.
There was one I saw a while back, with a close up of a vulva, complete with bits of toilet paper which had got stuck. I realise this happens... but surely you’d notice, delete the pic, detangle the TP from the hair and/or labia, and retake before posting?
Again, it’s the lack of care which makes me wonder about where else they cut corners - I.e. do they think a quick rub with a baby wipe and a skoosh of impulse is sufficient pre-meet prep? "
That's a special effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Basically all of the above!!
But the best 1 I ever saw was a chick laying on her dining room table trying to act all sultry...under the table...1 German shepherd looking rather confused |
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"Oh good thread.
A gigantic TV on in the background. I end up sitting trying to work out what they are watching.
And why are they hanging around with their muff/wee fella out when they are watching Eastenders or sports scene "
More Bean Flick than Queen Vic? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really dated, wooden interiors. Just screams "serial killer!" to me. (Think this phobia came from a programme about Fred & Rose West that I saw years ago).
"Single" male's pics with female toiletries in the background. The can of Impulse and the maxi Always pads are a bit of a giveaway mate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Basically all of the above!!
But the best 1 I ever saw was a chick laying on her dining room table trying to act all sultry...under the table...1 German shepherd looking rather confused "
Big Tyson under the table thinking "see if she gets that fucking Pedigree Chum oot again, am outta here!" |
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"Really dated, wooden interiors. Just screams "serial killer!" to me. (Think this phobia came from a programme about Fred & Rose West that I saw years ago).
"Single" male's pics with female toiletries in the background. The can of Impulse and the maxi Always pads are a bit of a giveaway mate "
I wear Impulse! |
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"Really dated, wooden interiors. Just screams "serial killer!" to me. (Think this phobia came from a programme about Fred & Rose West that I saw years ago).
"Single" male's pics with female toiletries in the background. The can of Impulse and the maxi Always pads are a bit of a giveaway mate
I wear Impulse!"
And I keep Always in the house... you never know when someone will spill a test-tube or blue liquid! |
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This thread gave me a good giggle
In addition to those already listed...
An unmade bed in the background or drawers not closed drive me nuts.
I think we're guilty of a couple of things  I do try to crop out kids toys but I know at least one has something discernable as the weans in the corner of it but I'm hoping the main subject is distracting enough for most not to notice
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"Really dated, wooden interiors. Just screams "serial killer!" to me. (Think this phobia came from a programme about Fred & Rose West that I saw years ago).
"Single" male's pics with female toiletries in the background. The can of Impulse and the maxi Always pads are a bit of a giveaway mate
I wear Impulse!
And I keep Always in the house... you never know when someone will spill a test-tube or blue liquid!"
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"This thread gave me a good giggle
In addition to those already listed...
An unmade bed in the background or drawers not closed drive me nuts.
I think we're guilty of a couple of things I do try to crop out kids toys but I know at least one has something discernable as the weans in the corner of it but I'm hoping the main subject is distracting enough for most not to notice
V x"
*awkward*
Heheh... I didn’t notice that... I failed to look beyond the main subject! |
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"This thread gave me a good giggle
In addition to those already listed...
An unmade bed in the background or drawers not closed drive me nuts.
I think we're guilty of a couple of things I do try to crop out kids toys but I know at least one has something discernable as the weans in the corner of it but I'm hoping the main subject is distracting enough for most not to notice
V x
*awkward*
Heheh... I didn’t notice that... I failed to look beyond the main subject! "
I'm checking for chipped nail polish now too
Biggest turn off in pictures - single profiles with action pics with others. Particularly bareback ones
Totally agree on the point of, if they're not going to take the care over what they post then they're most likely not going to make any more of an effort for a meet 
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this"
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..." |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ...""
Maybe that’s the only place they can escape the wife lol |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ...""
At least they usually extend the courtesy of a quick flush.
Although I did see one with loo roll showing. Thankfully no log. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couldn't be arsed reading the whole thread just now.. This isn't a back ground.. But the ones where the woman is in the process of squatting down in a big, thick brown dildo and it looks like she is taking a giant dump... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..."
At least they usually extend the courtesy of a quick flush.
Although I did see one with loo roll showing. Thankfully no log. "
Cheeky wee brown trout in the corner of the pic. Classy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ...""
made me giggle this did haha  |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..."
Maybe that’s the only place they can escape the wife lol "
Yup, while they've got their tadger out with a locked door
Then they wonder why no one fabs their pics
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"Selfies taken in a skanky full length mirror with yuk all over it
Or guys with over 100 dick pics.
Why? WHY????
Intricacies of angle and lighting? "
No matter the lighting nor angle, let’s be honest, it’s never gonna look good |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..."
Maybe that’s the only place they can escape the wife lol
Yup, while they've got their tadger out with a locked door
Then they wonder why no one fabs their pics
V x"
The wedding-ring-removed white-band is a giveaway too! |
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"Selfies taken in a skanky full length mirror with yuk all over it
Or guys with over 100 dick pics.
Why? WHY????
Intricacies of angle and lighting?
No matter the lighting nor angle, let’s be honest, it’s never gonna look good "
I have seen the very occasional attractive cock on here. Sadly, most seem to be attached to utter twunts.
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..."
Maybe that’s the only place they can escape the wife lol
Yup, while they've got their tadger out with a locked door
Then they wonder why no one fabs their pics
V x
The wedding-ring-removed white-band is a giveaway too! "
I wonder how many have dropped the wedding ring down the open loo and had to fish it out or have a very awkward conversation with the wife?
V x |
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"Selfies taken in a skanky full length mirror with yuk all over it
Or guys with over 100 dick pics.
Why? WHY????
Intricacies of angle and lighting?
No matter the lighting nor angle, let’s be honest, it’s never gonna look good
I have seen the very occasional attractive cock on here. Sadly, most seem to be attached to utter twunts.
V x"
twunts! Brilliant.
My new favourite word |
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TV control and can'o juice comparisons. Holding barbie dolls or action men up is just downright wrong. Guys who are in the forces putting pics of themselves in uniform, "conduct likely to bring the service into disrepute" |
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"Pics with toilet's in them
This.totally this
Who thinks that is ever a good idea?
"Need a shite....oh, aye...seeing as I'm here, shame to miss a pic opportunity ..."
Maybe that’s the only place they can escape the wife lol
Yup, while they've got their tadger out with a locked door
Then they wonder why no one fabs their pics
V x
The wedding-ring-removed white-band is a giveaway too!
I wonder how many have dropped the wedding ring down the open loo and had to fish it out or have a very awkward conversation with the wife?
V x"
The prospect of either would shrivel even the hardest of Sky-remote-toppers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pictures on the wall behind them...
Lovely family you have, that’ll be a no from me!
Dirty nails or really badly bitten nails
Toilets
So much stuff on the floor you can’t actually see the floor
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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Don't know if these have been said...
Washing all over the radiators.
Sitting on a worktop legs a kimbo beside the "fancy" display chopping board, mug tree and basket of assorted shite that doesn't have a home.
Sitting on the sofa with their cigarettes, ashtray, can of red bull and knuckle dusters beside their throbbing member (throbbing because its getting the life squeezed out of it to try and get the extra half inch)
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"So reading through this it would appear your best bet is to blank out any background as some fussy cunt will find fault with anything "
The best photos have nothing in the background but a contrasting (black and white) or complimentary colour. |
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"Don't know if these have been said...
Washing all over the radiators.
Sitting on a worktop legs a kimbo beside the "fancy" display chopping board, mug tree and basket of assorted shite that doesn't have a home.
Sitting on the sofa with their cigarettes, ashtray, can of red bull and knuckle dusters beside their throbbing member (throbbing because its getting the life squeezed out of it to try and get the extra half inch)
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Haha, Jesus Christ!! I thought I was bad judging people's pics and profiles. You are brutal!! |
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"So reading through this it would appear your best bet is to blank out any background as some fussy cunt will find fault with anything
The best photos have nothing in the background but a contrasting (black and white) or complimentary colour."
So a bit like mines...ta |
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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago
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Brilliant thread! My list most likely includes all of the above, but what perplexes me the most is people that post the first photo they take or post all angles of the same photo. Less is definitely more. Try lots of different angles, then decided on the best one, we don’t need to see the angles that shouldn’t have made the cut. |
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"Brilliant thread! My list most likely includes all of the above, but what perplexes me the most is people that post the first photo they take or post all angles of the same photo. Less is definitely more. Try lots of different angles, then decided on the best one, we don’t need to see the angles that shouldn’t have made the cut. "
Aim, snap and post is my preferred method. I'm lazy |
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"Brilliant thread! My list most likely includes all of the above, but what perplexes me the most is people that post the first photo they take or post all angles of the same photo. Less is definitely more. Try lots of different angles, then decided on the best one, we don’t need to see the angles that shouldn’t have made the cut.
Aim, snap and post is my preferred method. I'm lazy"
If you snap it, it won’t work properly. |
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"Brilliant thread! My list most likely includes all of the above, but what perplexes me the most is people that post the first photo they take or post all angles of the same photo. Less is definitely more. Try lots of different angles, then decided on the best one, we don’t need to see the angles that shouldn’t have made the cut.
Aim, snap and post is my preferred method. I'm lazy
If you snap it, it won’t work properly. "
I'd be concerned about it being posted back to you after it's been snapped |
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Haha, Jesus Christ!! I thought I was bad judging people's pics and profiles. You are brutal!!
You own a mug tree don't you  "
Do I fuck!! I have a basket of assorted ironing that needs done though, be a dear! |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
@ people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?"
Dog bowls and cat litter trays gives me flashbacks to a bird I pulled few years ago got up to go for a piss in the morning and stood on king Kong's finger in the hallway.. |
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"This came up in another thread the other day. What (other than the subject themselves) puts/turns you off about a user’s pics?
For me, in no particular order, I’d say:
- uncovered mattresses (yuk)
- mess all over the floor
- toys in the background (not adult ones)
- used ashtrays
- curtains falling down from the pole/rod
@ people other than the account holder
By no means an exhaustive list.
Anything from anyone else?
Dog bowls and cat litter trays gives me flashbacks to a bird I pulled few years ago got up to go for a piss in the morning and stood on king Kong's finger in the hallway.."
Was it still warm ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don’t know why people are being so critical and picky. I, for one, can’t fail to be enthralled by seeing breasts next to a clothes horse with wet socks hanging on it or a penis next to a toilet bowl. If a pussy is exposed near a filthy dug basket then I’m harder than oak. |
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"Basically all of the above!!
But the best 1 I ever saw was a chick laying on her dining room table trying to act all sultry...under the table...1 German shepherd looking rather confused "
Haha! My German Shepherd is definitely not a mood setter. |
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Dirty finger nails holding open a minging pussy !
