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over a year ago
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I think ass is used more in sexual terms " you've got a beautiful ass"....and arse is more for an insult "you're a fucking arse"
I like both.
Cannae beat a nice firm one to skelp or sink your teeth into. |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!
Surely that's not attractive is it??"
I like curves and a full arse but she just looks fucking stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse.. 
Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber).
didn't even know who she was. Aye no bad"
No bad.. ffs. Specsavers for you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago "
She looks good though...you can't deny that! |
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!"
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest |
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over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest "
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!"
I think. Mr doggy could as well.. Especially if your bank balance looked like hers too. |
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?"
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city |
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city "
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city "
You can still appreciate someone's looks without wanting to fuck them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x"
I appreciate the hell out of you k... Am I a lesbian  |
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x"
Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x
Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus "
They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own |
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x
Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus
They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own "
Would love a 3 some with Bob n Angus be a dream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
She’s old n past it
Think I could just about cope if I woke up tomorrow looking like her!
She’s like Madonna needs to retire years ago
She looks good though...you can't deny that!
Looks like a baboon to me to be honest
Don't hawd back now Karen!
Who do you rate then, female celeb wise?
I’m not a lesbian love
Celebrity men I like that Michael buble and Bob from river city
You don’t need to be a lesbian to appreciate a good looking woman surely?
K x
Tbh I don’t really notice women just like a lot of men celebs esp the cast of river city all good lookers on that esp Bob n Angus
They'd convert me to vagitarinism in a heart beat but each to their own "
I thought I'd already done that... 
Sorry op.. Has to be arse All day long. As in the word. Ffs. That nearly went South.. Ffs.. Done it again. I'm off for a cuppa.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"* of hair
Christ, I'm turning into you Nekked!
Can't think of anyone better to be, personally.   "
Scratch that... Better to be the person having sex women he met here.  |
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Definitely arse.
An ass is a donkey.
If jlo is past it then we're all fecked.
If the cast of river city is all that's available then I'd be a fully fledged vagitarian too!
Thinking on red heads... Kevin McKidd, Sam Heaughan and Christina Hendricks and me now there's a nice wee daydream
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Definitely arse.
An ass is a donkey.
If jlo is past it then we're all fecked.
If the cast of river city is all that's available then I'd be a fully fledged vagitarian too!
Thinking on red heads... Kevin McKidd, Sam Heaughan and Christina Hendricks and me now there's a nice wee daydream
V x"
Take out Kevin and Sam.. And it's one I've had once or twice.  |
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By *uietbloke67 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Jlo... Now there is a sexy arse..
Salma Hayek....perfect curves....(slabber).
didn't even know who she was. Aye no bad
No bad.. ffs. Specsavers for you!"
See Its a no bad cause it's been photoshopped and worked in with fillers probably.
In a non sexual way youv a better arse unless you tell me it's been photoshopped and fillers used. Yours for all intense purposes is the real deal so better.
women used to say I've. nice arse...bit it's behind me now....boom boom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill "
How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!
Surely that's not attractive is it??
Surely not, its like a comedy arse "
I’ve got lots of friends from other ethnicities who have bigger and far more pronounced ones than her and in their cultures it’s very attractive |
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"Sorry but Kim's is so out of proportion from her body it's freeky!!!
Surely that's not attractive is it??
Surely not, its like a comedy arse
I’ve got lots of friends from other ethnicities who have bigger and far more pronounced ones than her and in their cultures it’s very attractive "
I bet you their overall build is in proprtion though and therefore it can look good. Her's just looks fake as fuck imo. |
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"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill
How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?"
yip, posture etc. |
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"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill
How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?yip, posture etc."
That's some super power |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Either, I’m flexible!
Is that you telling us that you use both words and then boasting about a particular talent
Aye"
Hmmmm... Need some proof of that I think. |
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"I can tell if a woman has a cracking arse front on, as in, by her walk and facing me, kinda proud o that skill
How does that work? Is it to do with the sway of the hips or something?yip, posture etc.
That's some super power "
Does away with the 180 degree head turn like an owl, actually that’s a lie, still do the 180 degree head turn, to confirm my theory  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only ever heard it in a sexual context but never heard a fellow Weegie say "Thon cunt err there is makin' a right ass 'a himself".
I don't think 'arse' is going to be replaced by 'ass' anytime soon, but I have noticed substitutions such as 'farter' in recent times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x"
Absolutely nailed it (so to speak)
When wife pissed off with me she shouts: "you're such an arse".
When wife in the middle of a sesh she whispers "fuck me in the ass" |
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x"
Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .
Classy chick like my good self |
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x
Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .
Classy chick like my good self "
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x
Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .
Classy chick like my good self "
I'm as classy as Glasgow gets |
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x
Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .
Classy chick like my good self
I'm as classy as Glasgow gets "
Which shocks my snobby east coast sensibilities. |
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"The more I think about, the more I realise I probably use bottom or ass in a sexual context...
More of a 'please spank my bottom' and an 'oh fuck my ass' kind of thing
V x
Aye....didnae have you down as as a "gonnae tongue punch ma farter" kinda gal .
Classy chick like my good self "
That's a new phrase I'll never forget!
V x |
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