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Time For A Thursday Rant.
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over a year ago
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I have just seen a sikver Ford focus sport, decent car and spec.. But. It was absolutely ruined by bright pink "eyebrows" above the lights and bright pink "eyelashes" sticking up from the front of the bonnet.. Despite the fact that anatomically it is incorrect, it just looked utter shit... Whoever has that car must get a grip.. Aaaaaarrrrggghhh.... And breathe.  |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x"
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "
I indicate with my middle finger as I drive past folk like you |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "
I'll make sure I keep that in mind when I run you over...
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. "
To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible  |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible "
Checking for the police  |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x"
Only problem with your shaggin waggon is you never stopped to pick me up... Scratch that... It's that you sped up once you saw the swimming pool size puddle in front of me. |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible "
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man. |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man. "
Naughty naughty naughty..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.
Naughty naughty naughty....."
Aye.. And you never sent me one either.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’"
Beauty of a rant.. Welcome back Janet.. |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.
Naughty naughty naughty.....
Aye.. And you never sent me one either. "
I'm saving them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.
Naughty naughty naughty.....
Aye.. And you never sent me one either.
I'm saving them "
You know they don't roll over at the end of the month. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lack of indicating is s bug bear of mine. And Fanny’s who swing out before turning a corner....’stay in your f*cking lane, ya wank stain!’
Beauty of a rant.. Welcome back Janet..
Ty Jack  "
You're welcome.. As long as I wasn't the person you were ranting about. Hehe. |
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.
Naughty naughty naughty.....
Aye.. And you never sent me one either.
I'm saving them
You know they don't roll over at the end of the month. "
They will if i tell them too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You got a problem with my shaggin' wagon????
I'm not a fan either. As long as the driver knows how to indicate I won't rant though.
V x
Pink eyebrows and lashes means 99.9 % chance its a female driver which = 0.00000000001% she even has a clue what an indicator is for. To balance things, saw a guy in car today who seemed to think waiting at a T junction was a fine time to check texts on his phone !! Why bother lookin left n right eh, get the phone out, incredible
Ffs.. I was refreshing fab incase I finally got a fucking message.. Gaes a break man.
Naughty naughty naughty.....
Aye.. And you never sent me one either.
I'm saving them
You know they don't roll over at the end of the month.
They will if i tell them too "
Ffs.. You have to lower the tone don't ya. |
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