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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a lady coming for coffee later and as a "just in case" I am changing the bedding.
Have been to some places where it looks like the sheets were never changed. |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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No pressure Ms however just to let you know if you would like sex, I've changed the sheets to new clean ones, just for you. Chivalry knows no limits
Suppose it beats...how do you like your eggs in the morning doll...fertilised.
Just hope your cups are clean to.
Enjoy yourself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this. 
Is that like your mums good plates that only get used at Christmas "
And the good underwear for the doc's appointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Is that like your mums good plates that only get used at Christmas
And the good underwear for the doc's appointment "
That reminds me got a check up on Thursday better get my good boxers out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Egyptian cotton feel great "
Do those allow one to Wank Like An Egyptian?
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Egyptian cotton feel great
Do those allow one to Wank Like An Egyptian?
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh"
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Is that like your mums good plates that only get used at Christmas "
Exactly like that, I also have Unicorn cutlery that are only for Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Is that like your mums good plates that only get used at Christmas
Exactly like that, I also have Unicorn cutlery that are only for Christmas. "
Your forking joking (bad pun I know but couldn't help myself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My sheets are always cleaned regularly and if a guys really good they need changing not long after lol I did go to a guys once and I’d just nipped into the loo and he already started stripping the sheets the minute I jumped out the ! Oh I take it that’s my cue to get showered and get to fuxk then ?! Or is that to get them cleaned and dry before the wife gets home |
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"I have "the good sheets" for situations like this.
Is that like your mums good plates that only get used at Christmas
Exactly like that, I also have Unicorn cutlery that are only for Christmas.
Your forking joking (bad pun I know but couldn't help myself) "
Sweet rainbowy goodness.. |
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"Didn't need them. After 10 minutes she went out to the car to 'get her phone" and fucked off.
Hilarious......??????"
Oh no!!! That's a shame. I've had it once or twice that I knew instantly it wouldn't work out, but more fair to just say so, have a coffee / drink or 2 and go home x |
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"Didn't need them. After 10 minutes she went out to the car to 'get her phone" and fucked off.
Hilarious......??????"
Aww, brilliant.. ...screaming out the windae "come back ya cow and help me with this fucking duvet!!!!" |
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