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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was? "
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.   |
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread. "
Think your mistaken there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol"
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..   |
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea.. "
Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..
Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently
V x"
If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman. |
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..
Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently
V x
If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman. "
Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie |
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..
Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently
V x
If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.
Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie "
Sorry, halo slipped and I was struggling to breathe for a bit there before I got to the...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well a Unicorn certainly isn't what I thought it was.
What did you think a unicorn was?
A horse with a strap on strapped to it's head.. Kind of like a miner with a lamp strapped to his head.. Sorry.. That last line was knocked from another thread.
Think your mistaken there lol
I'm open to be educated.. My usual seat is in the corner over there I make a nice cup of tea..
Now a willing woman with a strap on... There's a real unicorn given all the pegging posts recently
V x
If you're blushing does that mean you are looking or are that woman.
Just an easily offended and impressionable newbie
Sorry, halo slipped and I was struggling to breathe for a bit there before I got to the...
V x"
I think there's a thread somewhere about choking during sex.. Maybe you could give your expert opinion. |
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Ohhh, now I get it...... Have never met a unicorn who was not horney so I naturally assumed it was down to that lmao
Seems like a fitting name to describe something rare and, lets face it, a lot more flattering than some of the other potential options such as "Rocking Horse S**t", "Pink Elephant" or "Flying Pig"... lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? "
No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in. |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in. "
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own "
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X "
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about? |
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"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about? "
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling |
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"The mystical unicorn otherwise known as who will shag my hubby
Or ‘play with my wife while I watch but she won’t let you touch’ "
hell who said the wife wasnt "working.....at family.....hospital...or any other honestly plausible excuse" |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling "
You flirting with me jack |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling
You flirting with me jack"
Ive a Unicorn ...go see  |
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"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling
You flirting with me jack"
Did I flirt ...wait till I ask better half as yes she was a unicorn lol |
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"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling
You flirting with me jack
Ive a Unicorn ...go see "
U got a unicorn ?? Maybe horn don't need to see ! |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"I am a Unicorn but not in demand as much as you might think.
Your a single female? No not single just a female who plays with both partners without hubby joining in.
Ahh right, maybe because you're on a couples profile people don't realise you're looking for ffm on
your own
Ideally judt want other female but will play with her hubby if thats what they want.
My hubby would be present but its all me that does the playing. X
Why would you play with someone that you aren't fussed about?
I'm jack In ( male ) ...I I'm happy for her to play without me as I want her to be happy and yes I do love her to bits! Call me a romantic but yes caring isn't controling
You flirting with me jack
Ive a Unicorn ...go see
U got a unicorn ?? Maybe horn don't need to see ! "
lol no, no horn |
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