Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning? |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning? "
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read! |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read! "
The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee  |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!
The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee "
Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,  |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!
The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee
Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning, "
True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best!  |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!
The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee
Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,
True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best! "
That's cause you're a proper wanker  ...You take this shit seriously....No half hearted ham shanks fae you! |
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"Whilst I have long since been a fan of an early morning roll-together, I have been astounded by the capacity some have for far more at an early hour.
A quick jaunt over the front line and into the forums reveals a virtual army of heid-pullers and bean-flickers determined to get themselves off a good dozen or so times before they’ve had their cornflakes.
Am I alone in thinking that this seems unusually sexually active for this time in the morning?
By forums, I obviously meant chat... I was too busy pulling the heid aff it to proof read!
The only thing I think about in the mornings is coffee
Lots of people on Fab and the forums work nights so just going to bed in the morning,
True. Although having worked shifts for years, the last thing I’d want when I come home from a night shift is to broadcast a wank! I would be far from at my best!
That's cause you're a proper wanker ...You take this shit seriously....No half hearted ham shanks fae you!"
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"Pre-children morning sex was the best thing ever. Never been fussed over a morning wank though. I'd rather have 10 more minutes of sleep 
V x"
Even more post-kids. Every minute of extra sleep is soooooo valuable!
It’s strange how your priorities change!! |
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