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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would anyone be interested in wife and girlfriend shows? Where wags would be shown and judged,maybe even auctioned.
Not being sexist as a male show and x gender would be on too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola"
I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would anyone be interested in wife and girlfriend shows? Where wags would be shown and judged,maybe even auctioned.
Not being sexist as a male show and x gender would be on too?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) "
That's too pricey for me, she's all yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen)
That's too pricey for me, she's all yours "
Onion bhaji then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen)
That's too pricey for me, she's all yours
Onion bhaji then? "
That's awfy kind of you but you're welcome to her. I'll clean my own bathroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can sort of see where you are coming from here, i think.
Some people have fantasies about being objectified and giving up control etc so i get that it could be a turn on.
In reality though, the way you have worded it makes it seem pretty unsexy sounding tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......going.....
I'll raise you a curly wurly six pack. "
Nah Mr wants to keep this one incase she can cook. Looks like I just signed my own death warrant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......going.....
I'll raise you a curly wurly six pack.
Nah Mr wants to keep this one incase she can cook. Looks like I just signed my own death warrant."
Mr knows I'll cook for him anytime..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola"
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol"
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im right into this idea, definitely.
I will even start the bidding
I offer £50 for someone to take MSD off my hands.
Good bodywork and still got a few miles of pleasure left in her.  "
Now we're cooking ...... |
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"Would anyone be interested in wife and girlfriend shows? Where wags would be shown and judged,maybe even auctioned.
Not being sexist as a male show and x gender would be on too?"
Just going to drop a “no” here. Maybe even a “hell, no!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So a cpl enters the wife she's to stand up and be judged? Is it like a mark out of 10?
Who the hell would want to do that??
Oh wait...maybe the fab my pics brigade would be up for that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke?
I just can’t take this serious. 
This is serious it would be great fun....seriously what exactly are you expecting from a winning bid"
What ever you want long as it's done in front of everyone.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For me it’s a definite no...
Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this."
You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows.... |
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"For me it’s a definite no...
Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this.
You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows...."
You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For me it’s a definite no...
Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this.
You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows....
You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol "
Come on imagine your pride standing looking at your 1st place rosette from the Durham county show the home of swing. |
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"For me it’s a definite no...
Not quite sure you will find many on the forums into this to be fair ....think it’s a very select group that would be into this.
You guys would love it, you love putting on shows at the club and people watching, is there a difference? A chance to appreciate...and reward...imagine your bedroom walls adorned with winning rosettes from the shows....
You obviously don’t know me lol putting on a show isn’t me , we don’t go to clubs for this reason. I am not a fan of being watched atall ...and I certainly wouldn’t want a wall of rosettes ....lol
Come on imagine your pride standing looking at your 1st place rosette from the Durham county show the home of swing."
Really? Pride? I
Just naw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there.
There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too.
Finding a compere might be, understandably, trickier.
Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas."
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there.
There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too.
Finding a compere might be, understandably, trickier.
Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas. "
Touché. Still, not, keen, on, booody, rosettes, though. They’re for politicians and show ponies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder who we can get to be host and compare the show? Any funny guys out there.
There are a few things I’d compare the suggestion too.
Finding a compere might be,
Oh dear a spelling mistake damn predictive text, I shall go to the bottom of the class and sit beside you with all your misplaced and inappropriately used comas.
Touché. Still, not, keen, on, booody, rosettes, though. They’re for politicians and show ponies. "
Your a good egg QC I like a guy with a good sense of humour. I think my niece has some rosette s from the pony club am going to swipe some next time I am round then I need someone to model them ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I remember a few years ago there was a big social on here and the plan was to auction off some guys... "
Did it ever happen?
Here you look like real show material you obviously love showing yourself? Nice. |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"I remember a few years ago there was a big social on here and the plan was to auction off some guys...
Did it ever happen?
Here you look like real show material you obviously love showing yourself? Nice."
I don't know if it went ahead, I don't go to the socials.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had mine at the hairdresser and the sunbeds and she's ready to show ..... 
Sounds like she's made an effort. What about you?
None what so ever!"
I was trying to think of a smart arse reply but that actually made me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had mine at the hairdresser and the sunbeds and she's ready to show .....
Sounds like she's made an effort. What about you?
None what so ever!
Sorry I've no idea what the wee green face means? Green with envy that you've not got a lazy, self centred, maleshowvenist pig of a man lol ...
I was trying to think of a smart arse reply but that actually made me "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So when's your auction? You better save me a place!
You bidding or selling? £
Spectator. I need to see this perma tanned dolly bird of a wife "
There was me hoping you were going to buy me to use as well....I should have lived in Roman times..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries colacan you still get Curries Cola loved it"
Hi kongstrong gee you must be strong didn't realise what your pic was,till I stuck me glasses on, fuck that's some lollipop your licking...maybe one for the show.???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with"
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction."
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
I'll raise you a naan bread (first thing I saw in the kitchen) "
Naan bread. Is that bread for your granny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction.
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?"
10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction.
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?
10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!"
In that case pass the Mars Bars....can't be making life too easy for you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a couple of interested emails regards the show seems to be not such a bad idea after all,I can just see my self leading in a couple of belters from on here being interviewed by Joe whilst fondling their tits.... |
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction.
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?
10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!"
We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction.
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?
10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!
We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! "
Depends, if he’s tiny be impressive but not much more than my weight so.... meh
Resurrection as a lifting thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me "
Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She was a light wee thing but amazing to play with
Here there is no many on here you could do that with kongstrong or you would end up doon the wishae General in traction.
I'm reconsidering my involvement in your event.
Is a 10 stoner (9st 12 on a good day if I've stayed off the Minstrels) too heavy for you to fling aboot?
10st is only 63Kg! I could bench press 2 of you!
We’re not interested in the auction, but would be interested in seeing you bench 126kg! "
Doesn't sound very exciting.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me
Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me
Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers?"
What the fuck are these Chelsea whopper s is it legal.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me
Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers?"
Sure can. On eBay.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll start the bidding for your Mrs at 6 Chelsea whoppers and a wee bottle of curries cola
What's a chelsea whopper? Is it a guy from west London's cock? But 6 that's a bit much she'll never manage that.lol
51 year old and you've never heard of a Chelsea whopper? Words fail me
Can you still get Chelsea Whoppers?
Sure can. On eBay. "
Aye ok smartie, you can also buy a Mongolian Deel on eBay and I've not got a fucking clue what that is either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And who get the proceeds of these "auctions". And what would the auctioned individual be expected to do after the winner had paid their fee.
And could you sound anymore like a pimp? "
Could I sound more like a pump? yes probably!
And if you had read previous posts instead of just putting the boot in you would see all proceeds would go to charity.
And as for what to do? use your imagination. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ok guys you boys who are in couples lets get the girls up for show, I 'll be the judge and the guy who show pony wins gets his pick of the losers....orderly queue please.... |
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