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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not a rant... Ok. Maybe it is..
Car broke down on the way to work this morning.. Was at the garage at 7:20 waiting for it to open.. Just went outside to make a phone call canceling appointments and on the way back in did my checks, wallet, keys and phone.. No keys, turned quickly coz I figured I'd dropped them, went outside slipped on the snow and fell in my arse and then remembered the mechanic had my keys... I want to press restart on the day..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad things happen in three's so they say lol.
You still have one to go.  "
No. Its been three.
One car broke down.
Two slipped and fell
Three I was a dozy fucker for forgetting I didn't have my keys..
At least thays how I'm looking at it. Unless they come out and say warranty doesn't cover it.. Then I'll really be pissed.  |
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"Bad things happen in three's so they say lol.
You still have one to go.
No. Its been three.
One car broke down.
Two slipped and fell
Three I was a dozy fucker for forgetting I didn't have my keys..
At least thays how I'm looking at it. Unless they come out and say warranty doesn't cover it.. Then I'll really be pissed. "
Should be due some good luck then.
Put a lottery ticket on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong I had a giggle at the thought of you doing a wee cartoon style slip and slide?  "
Not wrong at all... All the staff and customers did more than giggle... I'd have probably too if it was someone else.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad things happen in three's so they say lol.
You still have one to go.
No. Its been three.
One car broke down.
Two slipped and fell
Three I was a dozy fucker for forgetting I didn't have my keys..
At least thays how I'm looking at it. Unless they come out and say warranty doesn't cover it.. Then I'll really be pissed.
Should be due some good luck then.
Put a lottery ticket on "
Or maybe send someone here a message.... Nah good luck isn't that powerful. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a tea hope they fix it this time and if someone filmed it I’ll look forward to future episodes of you’ve been framed .  "
They have to keep it in so gave me a lift home.. Just made a cuppa. Lol.. And yeah if it does end up on the telly I want half the money. |
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"Have a tea hope they fix it this time and if someone filmed it I’ll look forward to future episodes of you’ve been framed .
They have to keep it in so gave me a lift home.. Just made a cuppa. Lol.. And yeah if it does end up on the telly I want half the money. "
You can go outside and build a snowman now then ,  |
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"Is it wrong I had a giggle at the thought of you doing a wee cartoon style slip and slide?
Not wrong at all... All the staff and customers did more than giggle... I'd have probably too if it was someone else.. "
If they giggled that's good. Running to your aid means you look old |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong I had a giggle at the thought of you doing a wee cartoon style slip and slide?
Not wrong at all... All the staff and customers did more than giggle... I'd have probably too if it was someone else..
If they giggled that's good. Running to your aid means you look old "
Thanks for the silver lining.. No me asked if I'd broken a hip. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try taking 7 hours to drive up here to be foiled by women with higher standards.
How did i get a meet? Ever I wish I had as good a game as Jack"
I'll give you some tips if you like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try taking 7 hours to drive up here to be foiled by women with higher standards.
How did i get a meet? Ever I wish I had as good a game as Jack
I'll give you some tips if you like. "
and thats it there in a nutshell i dont play games i close the deal
See like get unless i hit that damn border |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try taking 7 hours to drive up here to be foiled by women with higher standards.
How did i get a meet? Ever I wish I had as good a game as Jack
I'll give you some tips if you like. and thats it there in a nutshell i dont play games i close the deal
See like get unless i hit that damn border"
Who would have thought that a country with standards would be your downfall.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try taking 7 hours to drive up here to be foiled by women with higher standards.
How did i get a meet? Ever I wish I had as good a game as Jack
I'll give you some tips if you like. and thats it there in a nutshell i dont play games i close the deal
See like get unless i hit that damn border
Who would have thought that a country with standards would be your downfall.
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lack of time and notice was my downfall |
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OK, boys. Best just to get a ruler, pull them out and measure them. I have a little Disney princess one that should cover it 
On my bad day list...
I'm full of the cold to the point I'd have phoned in sick if could but stay at home mum life means no sick days. Just being used a climbing frame when you can feel your hair grow and it hurts.
Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK, boys. Best just to get a ruler, pull them out and measure them. I have a little Disney princess one that should cover it
On my bad day list...
I'm full of the cold to the point I'd have phoned in sick if could but stay at home mum life means no sick days. Just being used a climbing frame when you can feel your hair grow and it hurts.
Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x"
Sorry V that your having a bad day.. Join me for a cuppa..
And you already are aware that the ruler you described is way too big for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, boys. Best just to get a ruler, pull them out and measure them. I have a little Disney princess one that should cover it
On my bad day list...
I'm full of the cold to the point I'd have phoned in sick if could but stay at home mum life means no sick days. Just being used a climbing frame when you can feel your hair grow and it hurts.
Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm not so much a bad day but an annoying side bit.
Bought hamster on Saturday. Was going to my parents so couldn't take the little bastard with me.
Daughter off sick yesterday so I had to be off on stand by. No hamster collection.
Today got rushed to lunch by irritating Co worker in London. No hamster.
The little bitey screamy bastard is going to think I've forgotten it.
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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago
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"Not a rant... Ok. Maybe it is..
Car broke down on the way to work this morning.. Was at the garage at 7:20 waiting for it to open.. Just went outside to make a phone call canceling appointments and on the way back in did my checks, wallet, keys and phone.. No keys, turned quickly coz I figured I'd dropped them, went outside slipped on the snow and fell in my arse and then remembered the mechanic had my keys... I want to press restart on the day.. "
Aww has day improved? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a rant... Ok. Maybe it is..
Car broke down on the way to work this morning.. Was at the garage at 7:20 waiting for it to open.. Just went outside to make a phone call canceling appointments and on the way back in did my checks, wallet, keys and phone.. No keys, turned quickly coz I figured I'd dropped them, went outside slipped on the snow and fell in my arse and then remembered the mechanic had my keys... I want to press restart on the day..
Aww has day improved? "
Intermittently.. Yes.  |
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Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x"
Well Vanessa that will teach you for aranging a meet on a school day ya horny wee minx. xx |
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"OK, boys. Best just to get a ruler, pull them out and measure them. I have a little Disney princess one that should cover it
On my bad day list...
I'm full of the cold to the point I'd have phoned in sick if could but stay at home mum life means no sick days. Just being used a climbing frame when you can feel your hair grow and it hurts.
Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x"
Aww V thats rotten, i swear kids are extra needy and climb all over you when you feel crappy! Also they seem to have 14 elbows to jam into anything soft! X |
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"OK, boys. Best just to get a ruler, pull them out and measure them. I have a little Disney princess one that should cover it
On my bad day list...
I'm full of the cold to the point I'd have phoned in sick if could but stay at home mum life means no sick days. Just being used a climbing frame when you can feel your hair grow and it hurts.
Dpd delivery tracker says the driver will be here at 3.15pm. School pick up is also 3.15pm.
Happy Tuesday!
V x
Aww V thats rotten, i swear kids are extra needy and climb all over you when you feel crappy! Also they seem to have 14 elbows to jam into anything soft! X"
28 elbows between both of them sounds right  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a cold. It’s making me grumpy. "
Awww... Let me apply som vicks vapo rub to your....... Feet.. And then put socks on.. You'll sleep great and feel a bit better in the morning. |
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"I have a cold. It’s making me grumpy.
Awww... Let me apply som vicks vapo rub to your....... Feet.. And then put socks on.. You'll sleep great and feel a bit better in the morning. "
What is this sleep that you speak of? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a cold. It’s making me grumpy.
Awww... Let me apply som vicks vapo rub to your....... Feet.. And then put socks on.. You'll sleep great and feel a bit better in the morning.
What is this sleep that you speak of? "
If you move a bit closer and stay for a while I'll tell you... In fact if I talking enough you will experience it too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas"
You taking a few back to your hotel then... |
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"I have a cold. It’s making me grumpy.
Awww... Let me apply som vicks vapo rub to your....... Feet.. And then put socks on.. You'll sleep great and feel a bit better in the morning.
What is this sleep that you speak of?
If you move a bit closer and stay for a while I'll tell you... In fact if I talking enough you will experience it too. "
You haven't met my OH, he can put anything to sleep if he talks long enough...seriously, its hypnotic.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then... "
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here "
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my season pass at AE has officially started !
Have you an ouchie?"
Not me one of the kids but I was there the other day with another family member between me and the kids last year we clocked up over 150ae visits and before that the last four months of previous years was around 40 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are. "
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good"
I. Meant over the English side... I think it's been proven that your powers are weak up here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol"
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. "
key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody"
Or. Maybe not being an arrogant, entitled arsehole.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody
Or. Maybe not being an arrogant, entitled arsehole.. "
Glad you noticed I have skills though... Welcome to the champions league bud. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody
Or. Maybe not being an arrogant, entitled arsehole.. "
i earned the ability to do that and choose who i meet so yes i can be entitled arrogant maybe a touch arshole not really and not a nice thing to say your kissup persona is slipping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody
Or. Maybe not being an arrogant, entitled arsehole..
Glad you noticed I have skills though... Welcome to the champions league bud. "
i passed the kissup stage back in june its called evolution |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you lovely guys just going to take that? Represent! lol
I really don't think we need to say anything.. He has done a good job of making an arse of it himself.. key up here is kiss arse and suck up based on observing your skills i dont do that for nobody
Or. Maybe not being an arrogant, entitled arsehole.. i earned the ability to do that and choose who i meet so yes i can be entitled arrogant maybe a touch arshole not really and not a nice thing to say your kissup persona is slipping "
No persona here, difference is I don't take things in here too seriously...seems like you maybe do. You choose who you meet.. Others have made their choice not to meet you...It was quite humerous up until now... |
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By *uvmatureMan
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good"
This thread will be so long soon when all the Scottish ladies come on begging you to stay! oh wait........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good
This thread will be so long soon when all the Scottish ladies come on begging you to stay! oh wait........"
they already have been but no too late opportunity lost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good
This thread will be so long soon when all the Scottish ladies come on begging you to stay! oh wait........they already have been but no too late opportunity lost"
It's funny how they are begging when you leave but wouldn't drop all their plans and knickers when you were here... Hmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good
This thread will be so long soon when all the Scottish ladies come on begging you to stay! oh wait........they already have been but no too late opportunity lost
It's funny how they are begging when you leave but wouldn't drop all their plans and knickers when you were here... Hmmmm "
what i mean is they want me to return |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It got better all the pubs are full of old men wow this place is litterally the most dull depressing hole in the world iv ever come accross makes ponte look like vegas
You taking a few back to your hotel then...
Im off to start packing go where women arnt pixels im starting to think u lot just spring up out the ground up here
By the sound of it you should have a convoy waiting to follow you at the border and picking others up on the way... I should be drinking whay you are.
Then they can wave as the fuck of there lives leaves the country for good
This thread will be so long soon when all the Scottish ladies come on begging you to stay! oh wait........they already have been but no too late opportunity lost
It's funny how they are begging when you leave but wouldn't drop all their plans and knickers when you were here... Hmmmm what i mean is they want me to return"
So this vist was "Stirshit Wars"
Next one is "return of the japs eye" |
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