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The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.
I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.
It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?
Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?
I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.
For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)? |
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"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains 
Towels on boil wash then.  "
"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?" |
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"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains
Towels on boil wash then.
"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?""
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"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.
I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.
It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?
Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?
I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.
For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)? "
What do you use? A wee lace doily? |
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"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains
Towels on boil wash then.
"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?"
https://youtu.be/-O4XqvO0Eec
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQg1ZP3lqE  |
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"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.
I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.
It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?
Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?
I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.
For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)?
What do you use? A wee lace doily? "
Don't they wear trainer socks.. That are below the ankle. |
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Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot  save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
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"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains
Towels on boil wash then.
"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?"
https://youtu.be/-O4XqvO0Eec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIQg1ZP3lqE "
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x"
Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years? |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?"
Just wait a few years, doggy... have a look at the YouTube bit picti posted! 
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"The use of socks as a (I’m sorry in advance for the colourful phrase) ‘cum rag’ was alluded to in another thread.
I have to say that never in my nearly four decades on this planet have I ever used a sock.
It has never occurred to me to do so - it’s either a waste of a clean sock, or introducing used sock foot ick to an otherwise hygienic area. Why would you do this?
Is it just the stuff of American films? Is it something you prefer to use if you’re circumcised (as the bulk of the males in the USA are)?
I can’t imagine that it’s particularly comfortable either.
For those advocates of this method of personal spill-mopping, is it a dying art, given that “the young team” (technical term) seem to be wearing socks less and less (I don’t pretend to be a fashionista, but I’ve noticed the skinny jeans/exposed spindly ankle look seems to be popular)?
What do you use? A wee lace doily? "
I tend to prefer an old fashioned hankie. I’m traditional like that.
Plus, cotton is very gentle! |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x"
My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though? |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?
Just wait a few years, doggy... have a look at the YouTube bit picti posted!
V x"
No. No. No. Not my boy |
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"My boys don’t wear socks and I don’t have curtains
Towels on boil wash then.
"Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age...disgusting, they smell, they are sticky, they say things that are horrible. Everything is covered in semen. I broke a blanket in half. Do you know where I'm going with that?""
Was a good film, fav part was in the dress shop, then squatting in the street. |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though? "
Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?
Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????
V x"
I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!! |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?
Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????
V x
I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!! "
Well they are particularly posh wanks then! 
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
My eyes have been opened! I assume the primark socks are no good for anal, though?
Don't tell me you've never heard of a posh wank in the wilds od dunfermline????
V x
I’ll have you know, I’m not from round here. My posh wanks were all done in the suburbs of Edinburgh!!
Well they are particularly posh wanks then!
V x"
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Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her  |
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"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her "
Far more environmentally friendly too
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"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her "
What if you both went commando. |
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"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her
What if you both went commando. "
His tee shirt would be next option |
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"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her
What if you both went commando.
His tee shirt would be next option "
The drive home would be more enjoyable if your t-shirt was used.  |
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"Well I’ve heard that sometimes if you’ve forgotten to pick up a pack of baby wipes for the car that boxer shorts work really well ! For both him and her
What if you both went commando.
His tee shirt would be next option
The drive home would be more enjoyable if your t-shirt was used. "
no chance like I’m letting any guy wipe his cock on my tops or anything else for that matter ! His fault for not being prepared ! Dibdib and all that ! Us parents always have essentials like wipes and plasters in the car  |
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"Surely it would be a clean sock, fresh out of the drawer? Not one right off your foot save the other one of the pair for the next day?
I believe some of the 'youths' wear the tiny trainer socks so they can't be seen in their brogues or cons (depending on the youth). Perhaps they have tiny penises so these still work? Plus, at 5 pairs for £2 in primark they're cheaper than condoms for a posh wank
V x
Hawd oan a wee minute....does this actually explain the mystery of all the odd fucking socks in my washing? The big fella has still been ripping the heid aff it all these years?"
too funny |
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"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.
Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it...."
sooty or sweep ...now have visions |
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"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.
Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....
sooty or sweep ...now have visions
Don’t forget poor Soo!"
lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol  |
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"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.
Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....
sooty or sweep ...now have visions
Don’t forget poor Soo!
lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol "
Izzy, wizzy lets get busy |
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"Is it wrong I’m now thinking wanking into a sock puppet would be funny.
Slightly. But don’t beat yourself off about it....
sooty or sweep ...now have visions
Don’t forget poor Soo!
lol awe God and her annoying voice...be happy for her to be used lol "
She was quite irritating, to be fair...
I’m sure she and Matthew Corbett has a side hustle going on.... |
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