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Albie you’re not getting a good response from all the duplicate threads you start.
Why don’t you maybe upload some body shots and make them public on your page so that when you post these threads people will look at your pics and decide if yours is a body they want to see naked.
You never know you may find people who would love you to clean naked for them.
Worth a try
Mrs |
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over a year ago
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"I'm do naked cleaning anyone looking for a naked cleaner or clean in the nude
Do I have to be there while you do my cleaning??"
Don't think you'd want to leave him alone while he does it.  |
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"I'm do naked cleaning anyone looking for a naked cleaner or clean in the nude
Do I have to be there while you do my cleaning??
Don't think you'd want to leave him alone while he does it. "
Was sort of thinking I could go shopping and come home to a nice clean house!! |
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"Albie you’re not getting a good response from all the duplicate threads you start.
Why don’t you maybe upload some body shots and make them public on your page so that when you post these threads people will look at your pics and decide if yours is a body they want to see naked.
You never know you may find people who would love you to clean naked for them.
Worth a try
Mrs "
Jugs' hammer hit the nail square on the head again 
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"Albie you’re not getting a good response from all the duplicate threads you start.
Why don’t you maybe upload some body shots and make them public on your page so that when you post these threads people will look at your pics and decide if yours is a body they want to see naked.
You never know you may find people who would love you to clean naked for them.
Worth a try
Mrs
Jugs' hammer hit the nail square on the head again
V x"
He'll be glad he wasn't in the buff with hammers hitting nails in close proximity to him  |
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By *lbie6 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Boy next door does his cleaning naked. 6 times he’s been to A&E to have his shlong removed from his vacuum.
Perhaps he should be more careful where he points it "
I like cleaning naked always watch my parts though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Theres a few females on Fab that need thier cobwebs cleaned out.  "
Maybe they've not met a guy with the appropriate apparatus to clean those cobwebs.... |
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By *lbie6 OP Man
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Theres a few females on Fab that need thier cobwebs cleaned out.
Maybe they've not met a guy with the appropriate apparatus to clean those cobwebs...."
I would love to clean those cobwebs with Mr sheen |
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"Theres a few females on Fab that need thier cobwebs cleaned out.
Maybe they've not met a guy with the appropriate apparatus to clean those cobwebs....I would love to clean those cobwebs with Mr sheen"
Nae cobwebs here albie....mine gets a thorough polish every few days whethercit needs it or not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm and do you charge for this service?
Asking for a friend what cleaning involved
She just needs her crevices dusted"
 erm my crevices are cleaned regularly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d say it’s mibbae going to be a bit cold if anyone needs their car cleaned In next few days . "
my bottle of iron bru froze in the car over night, glad it was half full / empty or it would have burst the bottle, quite a sticky mess could have occured |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knowing that you like cleaning naked. This is great.
However are you going to shave your whole body first?!?!?.
Because, quite frankly,I dont wish to have stray hairs from your fur mass laying across my kitchen work surfaces, bathroom, bed linen.. infact,just anywhere.
Pointless excerise using your services.....
Mistress Amelia |
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By *lbie6 OP Man
over a year ago
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"My shop windows need done. 22 princess st. £10 an hour. Trust me you will be famous after. I would be taken away I could only do inside
That's fine. The street cleaners will do the outsides "
who will be in the shop |
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I posted a link to you the other day about a company in London hiring naked cleaners for £45 an hour, but I forgot I wasn’t allowed to post links and it got deleted and I got a 24 hour slap on the wrist  |
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"I posted a link to you the other day about a company in London hiring naked cleaners for £45 an hour, but I forgot I wasn’t allowed to post links and it got deleted and I got a 24 hour slap on the wrist "
£45ph, pm me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Albie has anyone hired you?"
Albie, this one ^^^ is a right manky mare ..I'd say she's a two man job. Do you have a mate and an extra pair of marigolds? |
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"Albie has anyone hired you?
Albie, this one ^^^ is a right manky mare ..I'd say she's a two man job. Do you have a mate and an extra pair of marigolds?"
Hahaha he can hire Jack
60 second makeover. |
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"Albie has anyone hired you?
Albie, this one ^^^ is a right manky mare ..I'd say she's a two man job. Do you have a mate and an extra pair of marigolds?
Hahaha he can hire Jack
60 second makeover."
Oi....actually..fair enough.  |
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over a year ago
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"I do naked decorating if anyone's interested
Looks like you're kept busy with the naked decorating. Who would have thought there would be such a demand for it "
I wonder if the people who hire him know he is decorating naked.  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"I do naked decorating if anyone's interested
Looks like you're kept busy with the naked decorating. Who would have thought there would be such a demand for it
I wonder if the people who hire him know he is decorating naked. "
Give Wimpy a phone and ask |
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"I do naked decorating if anyone's interested
Looks like you're kept busy with the naked decorating. Who would have thought there would be such a demand for it
I wonder if the people who hire him know he is decorating naked.
Give Wimpy a phone and ask"
I did. They said they'd gladly pay you Tuesday for naked decorating today. (one for us oldies there. ) |
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"I do naked decorating if anyone's interested
Looks like you're kept busy with the naked decorating. Who would have thought there would be such a demand for it
I wonder if the people who hire him know he is decorating naked. "
Maybe he sends them a photographic cv? And instead of the standard fab sky remote to cock ratio pic he uses a pasting brush ? |
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"I need my flat roof tarred  "
Its naked cleaning hes advertising not naked tarring, in'saying that after the roof get done your windows etc will probably need cleaned because of the dust...my bad ....you better message Albie and secure your dates . |
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"I do
Right , I've been going about this the wrong way....what things do you keep your clothes on for Albie ?
Weirdly I don't think anyone has asked that question "
That's because everyone has been busy making a chore list up for Albie . |
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Right , I've been going about this the wrong way....what things do you keep your clothes on for Albie ?
Weirdly I don't think anyone has asked that question
That's because everyone has been busy making a chore list up for Albie ."
Everything has a hint of risk to outright danger in the tasks I’d much prefer cleaning in my maids uniform but the tarring and chainsawing require proper PPE . |
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Right , I've been going about this the wrong way....what things do you keep your clothes on for Albie ?
Weirdly I don't think anyone has asked that question
That's because everyone has been busy making a chore list up for Albie .
Everything has a hint of risk to outright danger in the tasks I’d much prefer cleaning in my maids uniform but the tarring and chainsawing require proper PPE . "
Dont be daft , the guy is strong like iron , hes clearly a pro, always does a quick self-assessment before undertaking any task. |
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