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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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I once strategically placed pieces of sushi over my body and lay on the kitchen table for hubby coming home for dinner.
Went down really well I have to say lol
What lovely food items have you ever had eaten off your body?  |
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over a year ago
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"Never have but think we need to... 
Couple of Haribo rings round her nips. If you're like me you'll usually have some in the cupboard  "
I was thinking donuts and a donut hole. |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Tequila salt in middle of chest tequila belly button and lemon from the mouth this was a pub game played outside in Scotland oh to be young again
Chocolate and cream on other occasions "
LOVE the sound of that.....tequilla belly button |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Oh maybe a trifle fight that’s a good messy endeavour, strawberries, mango and squirty cream are always a good combination maybe a little bit of slightly warmed Nutella "
Slightly warmed Nutella.....good shout  |
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"Oh maybe a trifle fight that’s a good messy endeavour, strawberries, mango and squirty cream are always a good combination maybe a little bit of slightly warmed Nutella
Slightly warmed Nutella.....good shout "
It’s the way it’s gotta be it’s far to sticky cold haha x |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Oh maybe a trifle fight that’s a good messy endeavour, strawberries, mango and squirty cream are always a good combination maybe a little bit of slightly warmed Nutella
Slightly warmed Nutella.....good shout
It’s the way it’s gotta be it’s far to sticky cold haha x "
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"Never have but think we need to...
Couple of Haribo rings round her nips. If you're like me you'll usually have some in the cupboard
I was thinking donuts and a donut hole. "
Well I do have haribo but a wee trip to tim hortons could be in order
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Never have but think we need to...
Couple of Haribo rings round her nips. If you're like me you'll usually have some in the cupboard
I was thinking donuts and a donut hole.
Well I do have haribo but a wee trip to tim hortons could be in order
V x"
To do list |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Never have but think we need to...
Couple of Haribo rings round her nips. If you're like me you'll usually have some in the cupboard
I was thinking donuts and a donut hole. "
Now why doesn’t that surprise me Jack! Lol x |
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"Never have but think we need to...
Couple of Haribo rings round her nips. If you're like me you'll usually have some in the cupboard
I was thinking donuts and a donut hole.
Now why doesn’t that surprise me Jack! Lol x"
I have no idea what you mean.  |
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By *rMrsWTFCouple
over a year ago
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"Tequila salt in middle of chest tequila belly button and lemon from the mouth this was a pub game played outside in Scotland oh to be young again
Chocolate and cream on other occasions
LOVE the sound of that.....tequilla belly button "
I have never drank tequila since but it was great fun |
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This reminds me of an experience with an ex girlfriend...
So... naked, in her flat, messing around, we had a packet of those chocolate covered wafer tubes (this is before Milky Way crispy rolls, so they were the height of Hyndland Road early 2000s wannabe sophistication).
And yes, we ended up with a white chocolate coated wafer being... um... posted through the front door.
All well and good, it was then nibbled/removed/nibbled some more.
Only then did we realise that melted white chocolate, seeping from a moist and warm vulva, has an unfortunate likeness to unpleasant discharge.
Still. I soldiered on. I was young and horny after all.
This is when I made my second discovery of the evening:
White chocolate is sweet. Very very sweet. Vaginas, whilst mostly ‘neutral’, probably belong on the ‘savoury’ side of the dividing line. Not unpleasant, but definitely starter or main rather than pudding.
And, a bit like chocolate and red wine, we found that it wasn’t quite the perfect pairing.
These days I’ve discovered I’m coeliac (don’t do gluten), which I’m convinced is my body making every effort to avoid repeating this mistake again!
If you thought that was unpleasant, don’t ask me about the time I borrowed a few spoonfuls of arrowroot from the lady who ran Cafezique! |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"This reminds me of an experience with an ex girlfriend...
So... naked, in her flat, messing around, we had a packet of those chocolate covered wafer tubes (this is before Milky Way crispy rolls, so they were the height of Hyndland Road early 2000s wannabe sophistication).
And yes, we ended up with a white chocolate coated wafer being... um... posted through the front door.
All well and good, it was then nibbled/removed/nibbled some more.
Only then did we realise that melted white chocolate, seeping from a moist and warm vulva, has an unfortunate likeness to unpleasant discharge.
Still. I soldiered on. I was young and horny after all.
This is when I made my second discovery of the evening:
White chocolate is sweet. Very very sweet. Vaginas, whilst mostly ‘neutral’, probably belong on the ‘savoury’ side of the dividing line. Not unpleasant, but definitely starter or main rather than pudding.
And, a bit like chocolate and red wine, we found that it wasn’t quite the perfect pairing.
These days I’ve discovered I’m coeliac (don’t do gluten), which I’m convinced is my body making every effort to avoid repeating this mistake again!
If you thought that was unpleasant, don’t ask me about the time I borrowed a few spoonfuls of arrowroot from the lady who ran Cafezique!"
10 out of 10 for storytelling |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
GLASGOW |
"I once strategically placed pieces of sushi over my body and lay on the kitchen table for hubby coming home for dinner.
Went down really well I have to say lol
What lovely food items have you ever had eaten off your body? "
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"This reminds me of an experience with an ex girlfriend...
So... naked, in her flat, messing around, we had a packet of those chocolate covered wafer tubes (this is before Milky Way crispy rolls, so they were the height of Hyndland Road early 2000s wannabe sophistication).
And yes, we ended up with a white chocolate coated wafer being... um... posted through the front door.
All well and good, it was then nibbled/removed/nibbled some more.
Only then did we realise that melted white chocolate, seeping from a moist and warm vulva, has an unfortunate likeness to unpleasant discharge.
Still. I soldiered on. I was young and horny after all.
This is when I made my second discovery of the evening:
White chocolate is sweet. Very very sweet. Vaginas, whilst mostly ‘neutral’, probably belong on the ‘savoury’ side of the dividing line. Not unpleasant, but definitely starter or main rather than pudding.
And, a bit like chocolate and red wine, we found that it wasn’t quite the perfect pairing.
These days I’ve discovered I’m coeliac (don’t do gluten), which I’m convinced is my body making every effort to avoid repeating this mistake again!
If you thought that was unpleasant, don’t ask me about the time I borrowed a few spoonfuls of arrowroot from the lady who ran Cafezique!
10 out of 10 for storytelling "
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over a year ago
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I love food play it’s one of my favourite things to do
Blindfolds stopwatch dice Nutella strawberries pineapple raspberries jelly tots ice cubes cream the one on the can and ice cream syrups |
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By *MCFUN5 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I love food play it’s one of my favourite things to do
Blindfolds stopwatch dice Nutella strawberries pineapple raspberries jelly tots ice cubes cream the one on the can and ice cream syrups "
A true Pro  |
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"Not for me at all x"
It’s the stickiness which would annoy me. I’d just want to get straight in the shower.
It’s like on tv when you see people getting pied, or things spilt on them - they get handed a towel to dry off, but just think of all the horrible stickiness going down their neck, etc.
Yes, I am odd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This reminds me of an experience with an ex girlfriend...
So... naked, in her flat, messing around, we had a packet of those chocolate covered wafer tubes (this is before Milky Way crispy rolls, so they were the height of Hyndland Road early 2000s wannabe sophistication).
And yes, we ended up with a white chocolate coated wafer being... um... posted through the front door.
All well and good, it was then nibbled/removed/nibbled some more.
Only then did we realise that melted white chocolate, seeping from a moist and warm vulva, has an unfortunate likeness to unpleasant discharge.
Still. I soldiered on. I was young and horny after all.
This is when I made my second discovery of the evening:
White chocolate is sweet. Very very sweet. Vaginas, whilst mostly ‘neutral’, probably belong on the ‘savoury’ side of the dividing line. Not unpleasant, but definitely starter or main rather than pudding.
And, a bit like chocolate and red wine, we found that it wasn’t quite the perfect pairing.
These days I’ve discovered I’m coeliac (don’t do gluten), which I’m convinced is my body making every effort to avoid repeating this mistake again!
If you thought that was unpleasant, don’t ask me about the time I borrowed a few spoonfuls of arrowroot from the lady who ran Cafezique!"
This is brilliant |
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