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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fucktoy

You are my fucktoy my plaything

Made for my pleasure

Lips meant for fucking

As lubricated ducklings

Waddle in the stream

She shivers in the dream

Of white hot heat

In my hot white sheets

We lie between

Crafting our own songs

From the ether of ecstasy

I am that recipe

Blow me, suck me, fuck me

Harder, faster. Make me your bitch

Your little cumslut your hot wet hole

Eager to squirt to the rhythm of the tongue

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

There once was a maid from......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There once was a maid from......"

Nantucket..

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"There once was a maid from......

Nantucket..

"

Who said please spunk in my bucket.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The boy stood on the burning deck

His pocket full of crackers

A flame shot up his trouser leg

And blew off both his .....

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

There was a young lady from Leith who pulled foreskins back with her teeth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young lady from Leith who pulled foreskins back with her teeth..."

I know it sounds silly

To have chewed on his willy.

But the butcher ran out of corned beef.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There was a young lady from Leith who pulled foreskins back with her teeth..."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge...."

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now. "

Who you been talking to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now.

Who you been talking to? "

Wouldn't you like to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now.

Who you been talking to? "

Dictionary definition of hot wife aha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now.

Who you been talking to?

Dictionary definition of hot wife aha x "

You're shite at limericks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There was a young man from Coatbridge

Who stored his balls in the fridge....

Is that a poem or just what the last guy to meet you does now.

Who you been talking to?

Dictionary definition of hot wife aha x

You're shite at limericks "

There once was a hot lass from glasgae

Who loved to take cock up her pussy

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By *otrock-cplCouple  over a year ago

Glenrothes

There was a young lady from Ealing.

She had an unusual feeling.

She lay on her back & opened her crack.

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By *ickygirl41Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"There was a young lady from Leith who pulled foreskins back with her teeth..."

It wasn't for money or anything funny but just for the cheese underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about sunshine in leith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about sunshine in leith "

With sprout on your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about sunshine in leith

With sprout on your teeth"

That's just green and mean

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