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You know Oor Rabbie Burns was probably a founder member of the single guy swinger. He was a total womaniser , shagging almost anything he could get his hands on .
Not joking , read up on him. If he was on this site he would have more veris than CJ s.  |
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"You know Oor Rabbie Burns was probably a founder member of the single guy swinger. He was a total womaniser , shagging almost anything he could get his hands on .
Not joking , read up on him. If he was on this site he would have more veris than CJ s. "
Our national hero was famous for two things: poetry and womanising.
Seducer, sex machine, womaniser, charmer, bragger and a bit of a bastard. Scotland’s national poet, Rabbie Burns, was a loose-limbed man with one hell of a sex drive. His love life reads like something from a daytime TV show. There are illegitimate children, outdoor sex romps, irregular marriages and enraged elders wagging their fingers and crying ‘shame’.
It’s a pity Burns had to live in a time before birth control and the sexual revolution. He’d have had a grand time as a Russell Brand figure, amusing himself with one-night stands and short-term relationships. As it was, in the late-18th century, sex was about making children. A quick roll in the hay could mean a lifetime of responsibility, something Burns first learnt in 1785 when the family servant became pregnant. Plain-faced, but bouncy, she was not really marriage material. You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.  "
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you? |
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?"
You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.  |
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?
You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching. "
I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?
You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.
I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.
I love some men
And hate others"
I took it to mean that as the okd saying goes, "if you put a skirt on a tree he'd shag it" |
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?
You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.
I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.
I love some men
And hate others"
So where was that said above referring it to women. Only person who escalated it to that viewpoint was yourself.  |
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Yes I’m sure Rabbie was quite a womaniser. His messages would be flowery and flattering to the lassies to woo them for a meet. His profile would tell of his prowess and success with the fairer sex. He’d be the one with meets scheduled morning, noon and night. |
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"You get the feeling 26-year-old Burns would have slept with anything wearing a skirt, provided it showed enough willing.
Like a lot of guys on fab.
'Anything ' 'it' ...you surely can't be using these terms to describe women, can you?
You really hate men eh. Are you going to call a Girraff wearing a skirt a woman. Read the context of the comment before trying your " i hate men " preaching.
I very strongly dislike men referring to women as objects.
I love some men
And hate others
So where was that said above referring it to women. Only person who escalated it to that viewpoint was yourself. "
He wasn't fucking giraffes or trees though, was he |
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