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By *rMrsWTF OP   Couple  over a year ago

Arbroath

Read a story earlier bloke tells his GF he's going out for a pint and ends up on a 5 day bender in Ibiza.

Have you ever done something like this?

I use to have guys come into where I worked that would tell their misses they were popping to the shop or the garage and disappear out on their motorbikes 120 mile trip minimum.

I once fell out with my ex on a Wednesday night went to work on Thursday still mad, when I mates popped in on they're way to T in the park, so off I went told my colleagues not to tell him where I was and came home still pissed on the Monday

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

A friend of my parents handcuffed his wife to the bed then buggered off on a 3 day bender. Needless to say they are divorced now.

Same guy brought a horse home one night, wife found it in the living room in the morning.... they lived on the 12th floor of a block of flats!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend of my parents handcuffed his wife to the bed then buggered off on a 3 day bender. Needless to say they are divorced now.

Same guy brought a horse home one night, wife found it in the living room in the morning.... they lived on the 12th floor of a block of flats!!"

Aye it's always "a friend" with you...

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By *rMrsWTF OP   Couple  over a year ago

Arbroath


"A friend of my parents handcuffed his wife to the bed then buggered off on a 3 day bender. Needless to say they are divorced now.

Same guy brought a horse home one night, wife found it in the living room in the morning.... they lived on the 12th floor of a block of flats!!"

Omg I don't think anyone will top that

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By *e DevilMan  over a year ago

Blantyre


"A friend of my parents handcuffed his wife to the bed then buggered off on a 3 day bender. Needless to say they are divorced now.

Same guy brought a horse home one night, wife found it in the living room in the morning.... they lived on the 12th floor of a block of flats!!"

Must have been a night mare.

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"A friend of my parents handcuffed his wife to the bed then buggered off on a 3 day bender. Needless to say they are divorced now.

Same guy brought a horse home one night, wife found it in the living room in the morning.... they lived on the 12th floor of a block of flats!!

Must have been a night mare. "

It was probably Peter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Went for a paper and rolls when married and ended up a weekend in Blackpool

I did bring her a stick of rock back though.

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By *rMrsWTF OP   Couple  over a year ago

Arbroath


"Went for a paper and rolls when married and ended up a weekend in Blackpool

I did bring her a stick of rock back though. "

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Only thing along those lines I've ever done was years ago.

Was going for a night out with friends one Friday and my gf said "you better not come home steaming". So I came home monday once I sobered up.

My uncles mate's dad went out for a pint mid 70s and no one has seen him since.

Mr

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman  over a year ago

Renfrewshire

It's when you go for a loaf & return 2 day's later without one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

went to work one night and never came home for 3 months, but the desert was nice that time of year if a little noisy!

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