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over a year ago
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Is now open, pull up a chair, grab a drink and tell us how the new year rocks already or has shafted you so far... Drink loads and play nice. Think I'll put the "Blues Brothers" soundtrack on...
Oh, sometimes I feel like
I feel a little sad inside
My baby mistreats me
And I kinda get a little little mad
I need you you you
I need you
I need you you you
I need your lovin' babe
I need your lovin' darlin'
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Yeah, yeah yeah
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody needs somebody else |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a hot chocolate I think but if you want to pop some baileys in it I won't object...
V x"
For you V.. I'll put some "low fat" squirty cream on it too... And yes it's proper cream from a metal cow..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby  "
Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt  . I have a nice glass of red. |
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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
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"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby
Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red. "
Chesty - he likes chesty
Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby
Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.
Chesty - he likes chesty
Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x"
Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a Lemsip please.
And a large Chardonnay 
Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,  "
Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it |
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"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!
Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman. "
I was about ready to go get my own there |
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"Can I have a Lemsip please.
And a large Chardonnay
Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,
Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it "
Would you like me to pour it down yer gullet fer ye too. Ffs |
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"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!
Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman.
I was about ready to go get my own there "
Maybe I should have let you.  |
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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
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"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby
Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.
Chesty - he likes chesty
Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x
Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health. "
We actually have our very own wee nurse for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Large baileys, plenty ice! Maybe just the whole bottle!
Have two bottles... Because I'm a generous gentleman.
I was about ready to go get my own there
Maybe I should have let you. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice wee g&t for me and a shot of Cavonia for hubby
Is it the dry, or chesty Cavonia he wants.. Would. You like a slice of lemon or lime in the gnt . I have a nice glass of red.
Chesty - he likes chesty
Ice and a wee slice would be very pleasurable thank you x
Sorry he isn't feeling good.. I'm sure you have a nurses outfit somewhere to help him back to health.
We actually have our very own wee nurse for that "
Does she do outside house calls... Asking for a friend. |
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"Can I have a Lemsip please.
And a large Chardonnay
Done the Tom Cruise, Cocktail routine and ye want a lemsip? Straw aye?,
Wee umbrella and a cherry too or ye can ram it "
Honey n salt sensations nuts? Too salty? How? I dunno how they make em,lol |
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Hot chocolate was lovely thank you
Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.
V x |
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"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you
Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.
V x"
If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females.. |
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"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you
Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.
V x
If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females.. "
I did say people in general... You're very close to that generation though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hot chocolate was lovely thank you
Do you have anything that will make me forget or just not care that people in general but especially many men of a certain ethnicity and generation are f*ckwits? If so, I'll have a pint please.
V x
If I had that Id take a large dose myself to forget the same about certain females..
I did say people in general... You're very close to that generation though "
Glad I'm only close.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Homebrew "reckthehoosejoose" if anyone wants some "
Oohh now your talking.. I'll sit in the "dentist" chair.... If you don't know the Gascoigne reference Google it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you came in the air went out
And every shadow filled up with doubt
I don't know who you think you are
But before the night is through
I wanna do bad things with you
I'm the kind to sit up in his room
Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue
I don't know what you've done to me
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you, okay
When you came in the air went out
And all those shadows there filled up with doubt
I don't know who you think you are
But before the night is through
I wanna do bad things with you
I wanna do real bad things with you
I don't know what you've done to me
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
I wanna do real bad things with you
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