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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi
Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.
What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.
And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm would be happy with everyone's point of view to be honest. To get an acurate picture of what going on I would need to know both sides. So my initial post was incorrect. Thanks for pointing that out. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi
Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.
What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.
And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts. "
The above should be ammended to include what do men think that the ideally message should say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips""
And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips""
I'd have given you my sausage supper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips"
And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell? "
Or did he offer you his gherkin.  |
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"Hi
Now, I'm one of the weird people who like to understand things and when it come to the man, women communication on this site, I don't understand.
What is it the ideal first message would be for you? And before anyone says it I do understand everyone is different and want different things.
And I assure you all none of this will make it into my upcoming book, working title men's are cocks and women are cunts. "
It was a strange weekend on here for me as messages that I sent were getting lovely reply’s of mainly not me/us but thanks for your message and followed up by myself thanking them for a lovely response !!! ?? normally no reply and message deleted and can be difficult to take on the chin again lol
Just keep trying and apologise if you maybe mist something after carefully reading profile before a message is sent like not looking to meet anyone under 6ft , I was an inch to short for that one my bad ?? for my message again  |
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"I like humour. One message i got recently said " well Miss Bee, when are you gonna let me buy you a bag of chips"
And has he bought you a bag of chips? And did he push the boat out and get you a pickled onion aswell?
Told him i did not eat chips so he offered to make me lentil soup. We exchanged a few messages and he made me laugh which is always good on here.
Or did he offer you his gherkin. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't have an ideal first message, I like to lurk, watch peoples conversation and then message the ones I would like to talk to."
Creepy! I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Humour...
And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it  "
I'd barely get the "A" in account on mine... |
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"So you understand everyones diffrent amd want diffrent things........ok so this is just a please converse with me females post got it cheers "
Just read the profile of the person/couple you're messaging and actually talk to them, not a generic copy and paste about me.
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"Humour...
And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it "
Ffs doggy, not paying the man! Card number, expiry date and cvc 
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"Humour...
And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it "
Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort  frowned on |
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"Humour...
And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it
Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on "
Never mind the remote, it was the barbie dolls that really got me Why? whywhywhy? Is that even remotely (see what i did there) sexy for anyone?? |
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"Humour...
And a cock pic is never a good idea...unless you've got your account number, sort code and pin written along the length of it
Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on
Never mind the remote, it was the barbie dolls that really got me Why? whywhywhy? Is that even remotely (see what i did there) sexy for anyone??"
Barby dolls wow I must have been trying that normal life thing I think it’s called and missed that but would only have had an action man for size hmmmm I wonder who would be taller ? BRB at some point haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Good god is that new thing ? I remember the sky remote gate about 4 years ago and basically sending a cock pic with out a control of some sort frowned on "
We were going to start our own business,making miniture sky remotes, just for guys to take their pictures with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."
It's the only room with a lock on the door so that their wife doesn't know what they up to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."
The water magnifies it. |
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"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."
at a guess the same reason fems hook the ass of their pants on their shoes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here.."
I've seen a lot of womens pics when they are in the bath. I don't get why? Is it to prove that they have had a wash? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just had a great message simply saying
Snog,marry,fuck,social or avoid. Now that to me is funny although he would probably shit himself if i said marry."
I dare you! |
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"Ok new direction but no one has ever answered my question, why do guys take their pics in the bath? Lots of soggy cock pics on here..
I've seen a lot of womens pics when they are in the bath. I don't get why? Is it to prove that they have had a wash? "
Just like the reply above. It's the only room in the house that has a lock on it, so that their husbands won't find out what their up to. |
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