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Saturday Bar opened early as I'm fooking Bored
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pink gin and lemonade with some fresh strawbs in it please.
Been one of those days, just pass me the bottle!!  "
sorry for the wait bar a little busy but here you go Madame hope you enjoy now I hope you available someone picking you up later once the bottle is dead as no b&b here sorry to say  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Pink gin and lemonade with some fresh strawbs in it please.
Been one of those days, just pass me the bottle!! sorry for the wait bar a little busy but here you go Madame hope you enjoy now I hope you available someone picking you up later once the bottle is dead as no b&b here sorry to say "
Just have another bottle ready. My wheelchair has its own homing device... anyone want a lift? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka and orange with lots of ice please xx"
doing a special tonight a extra shot £1 more how does that grab you coming right up , here you go with icev |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please  can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry "
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
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she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long  |
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"Vodka and orange with lots of ice please xxdoing a special tonight a extra shot £1 more how does that grab you coming right up , here you go with icev "
I can't handle shot but the vodka is perfect thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Needing a hand here any volunteers or I will never get a day break
Excuse me, already served for you!! pfft, cannae get the bar staff these days!!"
so your back noo and never even telt me fly fooker |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long "
I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long
I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! "
you carry on cause I'm away for mee break noo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do
Harsh but fair. 
I've got morphine, will that help? x "
Does it come in 35ml or 25ml measures ?  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Espresso martini please can you wait until the bar lady comes in as she will have an idea what that is cause I fooking don't sorry
Espresso Martini as required by the lady (cold, coffee-flavoured cocktail made with vodka, espresso coffee, coffee liqueur, and sugar syrup) x
she will just need to wait as I am running off my feet until that lazy barmaid comes in far here smoke break , no be too long
I just bloody made it!!! And don't you dare call me lazy again!! you carry on cause I'm away for mee break noo"
A break?? You've only served half a dozen people!! Have you even sorted the chairs and popcorn for the rest of the night?? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Lemsip some honey and a 12yo aberfeldy malt ta it's a bar not a pharmacy so aberfeldy will need to do
Harsh but fair.
I've got morphine, will that help? x
Does it come in 35ml or 25ml measures ? "
50ml bottles and 50mg tabs woohoo x |
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