Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?
I've realised I have a long list today 
Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am
Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing
Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work
I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?
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The noise I heard in my kitchen last night was indeed a glass falling off the over packed draining board.
My kitchen floor is made of slate tiles, nothing survives a fall.
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"Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?
I've realised I have a long list today
Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am
Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing
Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work
I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?
V x"
5 kids !!! Wow I’ve got my hands full with 3 and everything is making me say aw ffs these days |
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"The noise I heard in my kitchen last night was indeed a glass falling off the over packed draining board.
My kitchen floor is made of slate tiles, nothing survives a fall.
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Oh no  easier to clean up though on tiles hope it wasn't a favourite one!
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"Apart from posts on here, what's made you say 'aw ffs' recently?
I've realised I have a long list today
Kidlets all waking up and realising it's only 5am
Stripping all the beds and getting all 5 of them made up and looking pretty again then trying to get through all the washing
Getting more messages at 2am from horny couples nearby wanting to meet then and there than serious possibilities at any other time of day better still when they're north of England because they've picked up on W on 'who's nearby' when he's at work
I feel better after a moan. Anyone else?
V x
5 kids !!! Wow I’ve got my hands full with 3 and everything is making me say aw ffs these days "
3 kids here too but there's our bed too and the eldest has bunk beds and insists on sleeping on both beds
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Just had a aw ffs double whammy.
It was roasting in here last night and I couldn't sleep so I got up and watched a film.
Going by my fitbit I fell asleep at 8.40 this morning and not long woke up to find its 13.40 and I've missed half the day.
Second aw ffs moment came few min ago. I wrote out this post in a lot more detail and accidentally pressed post instead of preview. I tried to quickly press preview but by the time my thumb made contact with the screen it had posted and I then accidentally pressed delete so I had to redo the post again.
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Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there. |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there. "
Waa this back in the 70s? |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?"
No.. About an hour ago. |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago."
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago.
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids"
People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason. |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago.
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids
People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason. "
Some awfully nice folks around
Most would usually just walk on by |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago.
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids
People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.
Some awfully nice folks around
Most would usually just walk on by"
Collecting for later use perhaps? |
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago.
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids
People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.
Some awfully nice folks around
Most would usually just walk on by"
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"Going to my bosses house, I took a short cut through a popular country park and scattered across the road were the pages of porn mag.... Aww ffs.. Kids play there.
Waa this back in the 70s?
No.. About an hour ago.
It would have been a right ffs moment if anyone thought it was yours as you were gathering it up to save the kids
People saw me stop my car and get out.. Then one or two helped me.. I think they were too embarrassed to start for that very reason.
Some awfully nice folks around
Most would usually just walk on by
Clitter louts "
Oh dear glad you all cleared it up.
Was it a 70s porn mag though? I'd think that would be worth something these days  novelty factor of a full bush if nothing else!
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I seen the 'Aw ffs' and thought you burnt the toast.
I'm never like that on here, I just shake my head sometimes.
I did do that today though, was invited to a youth game but was too tired so I missed it , my first in a long time |
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"I seen the 'Aw ffs' and thought you burnt the toast.
I'm never like that on here, I just shake my head sometimes.
I did do that today though, was invited to a youth game but was too tired so I missed it , my first in a long time"
Burnt toast would do it too!
Everyone needs a day off sometimes
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"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!"
Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"
Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!?? |
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"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!
Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"
Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!??"
Lmfao....Aye ah no, cause they think there weans they should get a chance.....Hey feck that there's trophies & bling to be won!!!
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"Just can't seem to beat that wee kid on Mario kart!!!!!!
Send the wee barsteward up to mine. My eldest has turned into Lewis Hamilton and I'm like Miss Daisy...."practice makes perfect Mummy!"
Aye, very good ya wee diddy. How come you still can't tie your fucking laces then!!!!??"
Pmsl  looking forward to when one of the kidlets beats W at a game!!! 
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it does mean I've spent the past hour with my boobs out though 