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over a year ago
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Guy invited a lassie over for dinner. She was bursting for the toilet. He took that long to clean the bathroom she shat herself. When she got out the toilet after having a shower he was wanking with her shitty knickers. He had spiked her dinner cos he has a shit fetish
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.
A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. "
How did they get it to buzz x |
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"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.
A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked.
How did they get it to buzz x"
I think the flies took care of that for them  |
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"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.
A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. "
that's called an alaskan hot pocket.  |
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"Read this on a confessions board in Amsterdam.
A guy shit into a condom then put it in the freezer. Once frozen his girlfriend used it as a vibratoer whilst he watched and wanked. that's called an alaskan hot pocket. "
I thought it was Alaskan Pipeline...  |
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