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Fab Bar "Weary of Christmas Shopping And Wrapping Presents Night"
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over a year ago
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The fab bar is open.. As usual, it's well stocked and completely free. (a kiss under the Mistletoe strategically hung above my corner of the bar is always welcomed). There is wrapping paper, bows,gift tags and sellotape if you have presents to wrap.. I'm of to the corner with a couple of bottles of wine.. Self service at the bar tonight.. I can't be arsed serving.. Have fun. Xx   |
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over a year ago
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"Santa wraps the presents does he not ?
No. My elves do it for me.. But if you give me that kiss I'll do yours for you... (the presents that is. 
Got a deal santa. "
Although, whichever way you look at it I'm slightly outside your age preference.. Or does that not apply to Santa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.  "
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways |
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways "
I've been waiting here a while so it would have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have. "
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk "
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two. "
I make good decisions sober.. |
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x"
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober.. "
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I. |
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
We have whatever your mouth desires to pass your lips.. "
Well in that case I'll have a tall glass of Jason Mamoa wearing leather he'll have a guiness 
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket... "
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I. "
I’m not sure |
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x"
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x"
Ooh now that is definitely a treat very nice x |
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x
Ooh now that is definitely a treat very nice x"
I do love an early January sale  
V x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x"
I'd say that is mor a treat for Wade.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure "
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol. |
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x
I'd say that is mor a treat for Wade. "
Both of us given what was in the Ann summers basket
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you have the salted caramel baileys I'll have a large one on ice
V x
It is amazing! x
I've only heard of this today and having finished the Xmas food shop this morning I'd vowed not to go near another shop but I suddenly feel like I might need to stop by a supermarket...
Oh you should, treat yourself, it is Christmas after all! the adults deserve a treat too x
I've just treated myself on pour moi and Ann summers so should maybe hold off on the calories
V x
I'd say that is mor a treat for Wade.
Both of us given what was in the Ann summers basket
V x"
Ooh, intriguing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol. "
I guess so |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x"
There you go... Have a hug too... Xx |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x"
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish  I think that one should be on the house
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x"
Thanks love! Yeah it's £200 and ok we get taxed on it but it's still a bit more extra that I was going to buy a new watch with. Had a feeling I wasn't going to get it. I'm not the only one though so it's not just me x |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x"
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol.
I guess so "
Certainly does.. But anyway... Have another drink. |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free. "
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol.
I guess so
Certainly does.. But anyway... Have another drink. "
Thank you.. although I’m already 3/4 of the way down a bottle of baileys already |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol.
I guess so
Certainly does.. But anyway... Have another drink.
Thank you.. although I’m already 3/4 of the way down a bottle of baileys already "
Well... Check your messages.. And drink the other quarter. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x"
Happy endings? I've forgotten what that feels like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baileys on ice already?
It's nice and chilled.. I used plastic ice cubes so they wouldn't dilute it.. I want you dru.. To enjoy it.
It doesn’t get a chance for the ice to melt anyways
I've been waiting here a while so it would have.
Well thank you for being so considerate, although I know you just want to get me d*unk
As I keep trying to convince you I am a gentleman. I don't really want you d*unk, just want you relaxed enough to make a good decision or two.
I make good decisions sober..
I've not experienced any of those sober good decisions. Have I.
I’m not sure
I guess it depends on your perspective. Lol.
I guess so
Certainly does.. But anyway... Have another drink.
Thank you.. although I’m already 3/4 of the way down a bottle of baileys already
Well... Check your messages.. And drink the other quarter. Lol. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x"
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x"
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though "
Absolutely! They needed to do another season to tie up the loose ends and finish up the story x |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though
Absolutely! They needed to do another season to tie up the loose ends and finish up the story x"
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Yeh definitely x |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though
Absolutely! They needed to do another season to tie up the loose ends and finish up the story x.
Yeh definitely x"
Never seen it! Think it will fill the gap until greys anatomy is back on very nicely!
V x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though
Absolutely! They needed to do another season to tie up the loose ends and finish up the story x.
Yeh definitely x
Never seen it! Think it will fill the gap until greys anatomy is back on very nicely!
V x"
It’s really good, hard not to binge watch! Get caught up in it for hours on end x |
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"Needing a double vodka and lemonade tonight please. Didn't get my bonus at work this year!! A******s I work for. Grrrrrrrrrr!! x
Oh no! B*ast*rds! I know a bonus is only a bonus but that's still rubbish I think that one should be on the house
V x
There all on the house.. Unless you mean the hug and then OK.. I'll give that one for free.
I thought this was a bar? Or is it the bar at a 'massage parlour'? Happy endings all round?
V x
Oooh did you ever watch The Client List with Jennifer Love Hewitt? That was very good that I watched it twice lol x
I absolutely loved it! Wished it had another season though
Absolutely! They needed to do another season to tie up the loose ends and finish up the story x.
Yeh definitely x
Never seen it! Think it will fill the gap until greys anatomy is back on very nicely!
V x"
You'll love it. It's on Netflix x |
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"I’m weary after an 11 hour shift making espresso martinis, negronis and bellinis 
I need a double gin... any kind will do
K x"
*automated machine message.. "help yourself to whatever you want... It's all free." * |
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"I’m weary after an 11 hour shift making espresso martinis, negronis and bellinis
I need a double gin... any kind will do
K x
*automated machine message.. "help yourself to whatever you want... It's all free." *"
I took the bottle
K x |
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