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FUNNY THINGS THATS HAPPENEND TO U DURING MEET FROM FAB ?????????
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By *nTCouple
over a year ago
funland |
we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At one of my parties I was in the room as a couple were going at it on the bed when my mobile started to ring. Unfortuntely my ring tone was the Benny Hill theme tune, the man's arse was bobbing up and down at a fair rate of noughts and he was shouting at me to hurry up and answer the phone before he collapsed. Think she was loving it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it."
you sure it was the "scat" lead and not the SCART lead pmsl |
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At a recent meet I was half way back home when I realised I wasn't wearing my specs, a quick turn around was required. I wondered why the road signs were blurry. I did the same with an expensive watch at another meet. I shouldn't be allowed out alone. |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"we were playing with this guy in our sitting room and the dvd stopped working, the guy went behind the tv as it was the scat lead had come out, all you could see was a bare arse sticking out from behind our tv, it was so funny. think you had to be there to see it."
SCAT lead?.....bit messy LOL |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
A wee party at ours had 3 couples, a single str8 fem and a couple of guys....the str8 fem decided a go with a double ended dildo with Mrs Roma mught be fun.... It was all a giggle especially when one of the single guys told her she was now considered a lesbian and should go buy herself Dungarees and Doc Marten boots!...The whole place fell about in stitches.
Thanks Phantom Lover for having us holding our ribs that night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too
the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol |
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"ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too
the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol"
LOL - I can just see the call to the insurance co now - Now tell me Miss Complicated - what was the purpose of your visit to the cafe - business or pleasure.
Well ...erm ..... well.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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always giggle when i remember the night a cpl of good friends came to ours to have some fun,,,wee while after it myself and the fem go downstairs to get some more drinks ,go back upstairs to find 2 very manly men either end of the bed,,,bollock naked talking about,,,FOOTBALL!!! lol
now theres a sight you dont see everyday ehe lol
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One of our first, it went from bad to worse period blood on lingerie and dressing gown. Then had a pillow push down on my face/head and could barely breath. We legged it out of there ASAP!   Met a couple and the man came within secs of a blowjob then fell asleep in a chair saying he had IBS and said just finish her off!?Since not had any weird one's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol well mines has to be during a ,eet i happened to start singing the jim'll fix it theme tune whilst on top ...gotta be one of the funniest although _heesy2232 did seem to love it lol xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was having fantastic sex with a lovely lady from this site, when her husband walked into the room. He did not know she was a swinger, very akward.  forgive me jim but,,,,can you call a lady thats having sex without her husband knowledge a swinger???
just askn like? lol 
auds xx "
Auds, you may have a point there. I am not sure about the technicalities there, however she calls herself a swinger. Either way it was akward and her profile is still on the site.  Jim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could add another broken bed but this is another.
Well you can call this funny or lucky.
The bedroom was filled with those tea candle lights to set an atmosphere including one on the chair next to the bed. After some passion we fell asleep in a post coital cuddle. Sometimr later we were awoke by an explosion and the bed burning. I jumps up bollock naked and puts the flames out with the duvet. After the lights get put on and an investigation we found that the candle had burned the foam on chair and this caused her lighter to explode and my mobile phone thrown to the other side of room partly melted. After an oh that was lucky she bursts out laughing and points out my eyebrows and chest hair both singed. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
At a gangbang a gys said to the woman he was fucking "You've got great tits" to which I replied "Thanks, yours aren't so bad either!"
The whole room laughing REALLY put him off his stroke! |
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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago
east kilbride village. |
was indulging in a foursome not too long when one of our party decided to some when getting out of bed.not as nimble as they thought.luckily they landed on their head.lol.thankfully didn't put me off my stride.lol  |
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By *rfeelgoodMan
over a year ago
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"was indulging in a foursome not too long when one of our party decided to do some acrobatics when getting out of bed.not as nimble as they thought.luckily they landed on their head.lol.thankfully didn't put me off my stride.lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ditto the breaking the bed during a first meet with a guy, he saw the funny side of it too
the best one however was my first social meet with arty, we went and met at a restaurant for a nice wee bit to eat while we were waiting for our food to arrive the manager came up and asked if either of us own a silver car parked near the door, well that would be me, turns out my handbrake failed on the car and it had rolled down the carpark !! argh nightmare but it didnt just roll down the carark it also hit a parked car causeing a fair wee bit of rear end damage, turned out the owner of the other car was my meet, well we had a bit of fun afterwards and saw him a few times since probably just wanted to make sure the insurance was going to pay out lol
LOL - I can just see the call to the insurance co now - Now tell me Miss Complicated - what was the purpose of your visit to the cafe - business or pleasure.
Well ...erm ..... well..... "
haha more like so what was the other drivers name ? eh well he said it was but im not sure it was kinda a first date er ive got the licence plate number from my pics on my phone and ive got a mobile number for him lol they thought it was hilarious obviously couldnt mention how id met him lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At a gangbang a gys said to the woman he was fucking "You've got great tits" to which I replied "Thanks, yours aren't so bad either!"
The whole room laughing REALLY put him off his stroke!"
this made me pmsl out loud lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had a meet once last yr , i wont say who but she sounded great on the phone
when i got there she was as pissed as a fart , not good
so made a very very fast exit before anything happend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok had a meet now a female no less
shake my hand hahaha shake my hand
i said am i hear for the job lol , she looked a wee bit puzzled but then seen the funny side
thank god |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok had a meet now a female no less
shake my hand hahaha shake my hand
i said am i hear for the job lol , she looked a wee bit puzzled but then seen the funny side
thank god "
But you were there for the job...the blowjob |
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