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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
Since the banning of "Baby Its Cold Outside" in light of the #MeToo movement, please boycott the Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" because it exploits endangered Hippos.
While we are at it the same goes for:
"Santa Clause is Coming to Town" = Fake News
"Little Drummer Boy" = Gender Neutral
"White Christmas" = Racist and xenophobic
"O' Come all Ye Faithful" = Exclusive
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" = Anti-Feminist
"All I Want for Christmas is You" = Stalking
"Blue Christmas" = implies male/boy righteousness
"The 12 Days of Christmas" = anti-Semitic (8 days)
"Santa Baby" = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts
"Winter Wonderland" = dismisses wonderlands that don't have winter
"Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer
"Let it Snow" = Not fair to those where it does not snow
"Do You Hear What I Hear" = insensitive to hearing impaired
"All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" = offensive to Methadone users
And last but not least....
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" = promotes adultery
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean? 
R  "
I think it means Mrs Claus will be piiissseeeddd... Unless of course you kissed her too.  |
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"I think I kissed Santa in cj's last night ..... what does that mean?
R
I think it means Mrs Claus will be piiissseeeddd... Unless of course you kissed her too.
I probably did 
R "
I'd be expecting a cracking present on the 25th then.. Just let him out of the bedroom long enough to deliver presents to everyone else.  |
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