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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Time to have a good old rant.. It's cathartic for you and amusing for others.. I was waiting for a delivery. The time slot was between 11:55 and 12:55 I arrived home at 11:51 and the bastard had been, left a message and gone... AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH.
Rant away folks.  |
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By *eep.Man
over a year ago
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"Time to have a good old rant.. It's cathartic for you and amusing for others.. I was waiting for a delivery. The time slot was between 11:55 and 12:55 I arrived home at 11:51 and the bastard had been, left a message and gone... AAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH.
Rant away folks. "
He's prob pumping a fabber in the next street right now  |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Arseholes on the school run who would rather block roads than park their cars, get out and walk their kids into school.
Move you lazy fucks!"
Drives me crazy as well. Wish I had some kinda monster truck with a cow catcher at points, then you remember society and shit. |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Arseholes on the school run who would rather block roads than park their cars, get out and walk their kids into school.
Move you lazy fucks!"
Drives me crazy as well. Wish I had some kinda monster truck with a cow catcher at points, then you remember society and shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please "
Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please
Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard. "
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Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "
And breathe.... Don't you feel better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "
Amazing!!! thought I was the only one did this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you. "
Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus! |
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"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please
Absolute radio 90s hasn't played any yet that I have heard. "
Absolute has the best stations by far. Songs keep coming with very little inane chatter from the dj's.
Clyde's got to be the worst. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Anyone recommend a radio channel that aghhhh, has no feckin Christmas tunes on, please please
Not heard any on union Jack radio so far ..if I do I'll retract lol "
Scrub union Jack radio ffs...   |
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"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them 
Seems to be a fashion these days
Rant over 
Sorry I thought you were chasing me  "
Haha! Stay put next time |
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"Came up to Dundee to tile a house and there's no even a bath fitted yet. Need to go back home now ffs "
2 options .
1 Tile it to below bath level then they can silicone bath in once fitted.
2 Charge them for your time as its their fuck up but also refer them back to option # 1 |
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"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you.
Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus! "
I will grant you that stegofuckingsauruses are worse than Lego, in the Not painful but bad side are sophie the fucking giraffes, especially when you stand on them in the pitch dark at 3 in the morning while trying to quietly get to the loo without waking the house.
Quietly.....quietly...
*SQUEEHOOOOO* “
“Jesusfckingchrist”
*narrowly avoid falling down stairs*
I’m stil to find out exactly HOW Sophie got to the top of the stairs in the middle of the night, but in the meantime fuck squeaky fucking toys!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lego. Fuck you Lego. I hate you, I hate your tiny pieces, I hate your ability to end up everywhere, I hate it when I find you in my shoes and I REALLY hate trying to tidy you up. Fuck you, fuck you and fuck the people who invented you.
Still not as bad as standing barefoot on a plastic stegofuckingsaurus!
I will grant you that stegofuckingsauruses are worse than Lego, in the Not painful but bad side are sophie the fucking giraffes, especially when you stand on them in the pitch dark at 3 in the morning while trying to quietly get to the loo without waking the house.
Quietly.....quietly...
*SQUEEHOOOOO* “
“Jesusfckingchrist”
*narrowly avoid falling down stairs*
I’m stil to find out exactly HOW Sophie got to the top of the stairs in the middle of the night, but in the meantime fuck squeaky fucking toys!
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them
Seems to be a fashion these days
Rant over
Sorry I thought you were chasing me
Haha! Stay put next time "
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"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them
Seems to be a fashion these days
Rant over
Is that not what your doing too max , accelerating "
Haha! Yes but before that I was cruising |
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"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them
Seems to be a fashion these days
Rant over
Sorry I thought you were chasing me
Haha! Stay put next time
I was playing hard to get "
Hehe |
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Ranting entirely at my own stupidity as today I've broken my car key (thank jeebus for spare keys and superglue) and broken the washing machine because I overloaded the fecker trying to catch up with the overflowing wash basket and now it won't spin.
Any one free to fix a washing machine tomorrow? Preferably for free because it's this sodding time of year and the little despots who create all the washing have also seen to the end of all the cash? 
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"Did a fair bit of driving today and got mega annoyed at people accelerating when I was overtaking them
Seems to be a fashion these days
Rant over
Is that not what your doing too max , accelerating
Haha! Yes but before that I was cruising "
Didn't know 2CVs could overtake |
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