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"Just an ego boost for me as I really need it post has zero reason other than to inform you ........#eatingarollandsausage  "
Put a pic on your profile to prove it |
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"Just an ego boost for me as I really need it post has zero reason other than to inform you ........#eatingarollandsausage
Put a pic on your profile to prove it "
sorry couldnt possibly I steal my pics from catalogues and theres none of a buff blonde god munching a roll and steak slice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
 makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it "
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone! |
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"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors
John cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned" "
But I am big boned
John |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone!"
That's some "jobbie" face you've got btw. |
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone!"
super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement |
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"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors
John cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"
But I am big boned
John "
thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight |
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"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors
John cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"
But I am big boned
John thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight "
I've also got a Terry's chocolate orange so I'm really going for it might burn some of it off with my cardo of playing the Xbox
John |
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"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors
John cancel every week problem solved then just claim "big boned"
But I am big boned
John thats the spirit #triplechoclateetonmessparfeitmousserumbabanight
I've also got a Terry's chocolate orange so I'm really going for it might burn some of it off with my cardo of playing the Xbox
John "
#runningarounderangalmapwhosaysmycardioslackingitsa10ksandbox |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement "
Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?
#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath!  |
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement
Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?
#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath! "
of course folk would notice #youarethecentreofeveryonesexistance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just had a dump!
#thoughteveryoneshouldknow
makes it all the more exquisite knowing everyone knows now dont it
I'm breathing now! All on my own.
#lookatmeeveryone!super happy for you well done on this monumental achievement
Sometimes I worry what will happen if I forget though, would anyone notice I wasn't on the forum?
#maybeishouldstartathreadaboutforgettingtobreath! of course folk would notice #youarethecentreofeveryonesexistance "
Thanks, that's what I needed to hear!
#mustnotforgettobreathimattertopeople |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im lying in bed bored.
Problem is , i wasnt bored till i read this thread . #thisthreadwillbehelpingyoumovetoahappierplacebyavoidingitthen your welcome"
He's right, this thread will heal you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had 2 ripples, I'm stuffing my face with chocolate knowing that next week I'll be told I've gotta watch my diet at the doctors
John "
I read that as "I've had 2 nipples" ffs I need my eyes tested.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....
Did you?
I had 2....digging out the Bridget Jones knacks for the Xmas do on Friday now "
Pair them. Up with the "Nora Batty". Stockings and you will pull for sure.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm eyeing up a cake in work....Will I? Won't I? .....
Did you?
I had 2....digging out the Bridget Jones knacks for the Xmas do on Friday now "
Go knickerless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sorted my wedgie 
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me.. "
Your not selling yourself here Jack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sorted my wedgie
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..
Your not selling yourself here Jack "
Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sorted my wedgie
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..
Your not selling yourself here Jack
Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ... "
Don't sell yourself short tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sorted my wedgie
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..
Your not selling yourself here Jack
Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...
Don't sell yourself short tho "
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"Just sorted my wedgie
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..
Your not selling yourself here Jack
Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...
Don't sell yourself short tho
"
He’s trying to give himself away .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just sorted my wedgie
And you never asked for help...
A quick flick and it was sorted
If that's all it takes... Then You would enjoy sex with me..
Your not selling yourself here Jack
Fab rules say I'm not allowed to sell myself ...
Don't sell yourself short tho
He’s trying to give himself away . "
BOGOFF is the usual deal.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You all smell nice.
Is that the smell of fear you like.
Sometimes, sometimes it's innocence
Read that as incontinence
That wouldn't be me then.
An I thought you always took the piss ? "
I think that topic is being discussed on a different thread. |
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