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I'M A FAB CELEBRITY. GET ME. IN THERE!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Friday night fab bar is now open for service... Whether you want a quiet drink to prepare for the Glasgow Christmas social tomorrow night or drown your sorrows that you couldn't get a ticket. Maybe you are on your way home from work and need to unwind.. Grab a chair and a drink and.... Well it's up to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.
Have a pint...and some peanuts.
They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs. "
Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.
Have a pint...and some peanuts.
They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.
Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!"
Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.
Have a pint...and some peanuts.
They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.
Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!
Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants. "
Tacky... you are OYPTNMA. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a fab nonentity, get me out of there.
Have a pint...and some peanuts.
They weren't peanuts.. They were Jack's nuts.. Ffs.
Fuck that! I like a nibble as much as anyone, but you keep your nuts in your tacky underpants!
Was that a typo did you. Mean lucky underpants.
Tacky... you are OYPTNMA."
Jokes on you... I'm. Going commando. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint of absinthe please....
Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..  "
Blind now...FAF??
Only kidding shagger... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pint of absinthe please....
Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..
Blind now...FAF??
Only kidding shagger..."
Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm. Off to the corner with another baileys and ice. 
Keep them coming, maybe cure me, and we are celebrating after all  "
That we are.. That we are..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint of absinthe please....
Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..
Blind now...FAF??
Only kidding shagger...
Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast.. "
But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pint of absinthe please....
Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..
Blind now...FAF??
Only kidding shagger...
Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..
But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper. "
You. A vwfi burger with cheese. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pint of absinthe please....
Ffs you go blind quicker than the wankers, sorry self pleasurers on her drinking that piss. But there you go..
Blind now...FAF??
Only kidding shagger...
Nope I have it in writing.. In front of witnesses.. I'll let you make me breakfast too... Actually I'll buy Mr doggy a McDonald's breakfast..
But you'll give Mrs D a BK Whopper.
You. A vwfi burger with cheese. "
A Royale with Cheese...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago. 
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha"
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag? "
The next person through the bar doors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?
The next person through the bar doors. "
Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?
The next person through the bar doors.
Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds."
Nothing sloppy about me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?
The next person through the bar doors.
Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.
Nothing sloppy about me... "
Well, I ain't stirring your porrage. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?
The next person through the bar doors.
Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.
Nothing sloppy about me...
Well, I ain't stirring your porrage. "
Think you've had too much to drink already.. Gimee your car keys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Porn star martini please!!!
Coming right up Ruby... Nice to see you.. How has your week been? "
Busy and stressy...having a couple of rose wines before bed but really want a porn star martini now. Hows your week been? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought it was Thursday until 5 minutes ago.
Have another drink and in ten. Minutes you'll think it's your birthday. Haha
Woohoo! Who's my birthday shag?
The next person through the bar doors.
Better not be Doggy. Don't want your sloppy seconds.
Nothing sloppy about me...
Well, I ain't stirring your porrage.
Think you've had too much to drink already.. Gimee your car keys. "
Bugger off, you just want a better car! Or to drive past speed cameras at 70! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Porn star martini please!!!
Coming right up Ruby... Nice to see you.. How has your week been?
Busy and stressy...having a couple of rose wines before bed but really want a porn star martini now. Hows your week been? "
It's been mixed.. I was ill and off work.. Took a break from the forum for 48 hours.. But made a fantastic new friend. Had some. Good chat and now I'm. Drinking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers
John 
Chicken or mystery meats.
FIFY."
That could be a new topic.
Are you chicken. Or up for mystery meets? I'll work on tbat for tomorrow.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dry December! But if anyone is getting a kebab I want halfers
John
Chicken or mystery meats.
FIFY.
That could be a new topic.
Are you chicken. Or up for mystery meets? I'll work on tbat for tomorrow.
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Is tbat one of your mystery meats? |
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"Vodka Soda and Lime please!
Is that to drink or alleviate the pain? 
R
What you having little. Miss. I'm not gonna ask if you want ice in it. "
Oh that question was most definitely for Janet. Lol.
And I do like ice in my gin thank you.
R |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Vodka Soda and Lime please!
Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?
R
What you having little. Miss. I'm not gonna ask if you want ice in it.
Oh that question was most definitely for Janet. Lol.
And I do like ice in my gin thank you.
R "
Sorry I'm still relatively new to this game... I'll get it right eventually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Vodka Soda and Lime please!
Is that to drink or alleviate the pain?
R
That’s a plan! I can’t manage this last wee bit! It’s soooo hurty!!!!"
I have no idea what you are in about.. But stay in the bar as long as you need.. Here a wee freshen up of your drink too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something strong and full bodied to help get me to sleep please
V x
I'm right here.
Worked a treat! Was out for the count in under a minute!
V x"
So we did it twice then. |
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