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"There was a young lady from arden
Who liked to have sex in the garden
An old man from pollock
Showed her his bollock
And fed her his 2 inch hard on. "
Now we know where Jack lives...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a young lady from arden
Who liked to have sex in the garden
An old man from pollock
Showed her his bollock
And fed her his 2 inch hard on.
Now we know where Jack lives... "
You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Daisy Daisy
Show us yer Fanny do
I’ve got £10 ,
How’s about me and you
I’ve only a 6 inch Dicky
But you should see it when I’ve got a Bricky
And you’d look sweet
Going down the street
With a fanny that’s built for two |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There was an old man from nantucket
Who took a big dump in his bucket
A silly old mare
Had a look what was there.
While the old man jumped on just to fuckit |
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"There was a young lady from arden
Who liked to have sex in the garden
An old man from pollock
Showed her his bollock
And fed her his 2 inch hard on.
Now we know where Jack lives...
You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches.. "
I'm sure you will, after the surgery.  |
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"There was a young lady from arden
Who liked to have sex in the garden
An old man from pollock
Showed her his bollock
And fed her his 2 inch hard on.
Now we know where Jack lives...
You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..
I'm sure you will, after the surgery. "
Only if they don't charge by the inch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was a young lady from arden
Who liked to have sex in the garden
An old man from pollock
Showed her his bollock
And fed her his 2 inch hard on.
Now we know where Jack lives...
You think that's me... Ffs if only I could. Manage two inches..
I'm sure you will, after the surgery.
Only if they don't charge by the inch. "
I hope you don't have an overdraft. |
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