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Bad one liners

By *hav02 OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Go on, for a cheesy laugh.....

- police are looking for a dog murderer in the West end, latest reports suggest they have found no leads

- research shows 9/10 Brits believe that out of 10 people, 1 will always disagree with the others

- George W Bush will be joining a retro band called The Birds. Turns out he can play both drums and guitar. They say, Bush in the band is with two in The Birds..

- police found a recent burglar left a hole in the victims backyard fence. Police say they're looking into it..

Your turn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the winner of the most accurate thread title is....

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

I had a crossed eyed teacher who got the sack, she couldnt control her pupils

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went on a tour round the local recycling plant, it was a load of rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Masks have no face value.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck. (bad one liner NOT an offer..)

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By *b735Man over a year ago

Glasgow

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

I was looking into the benefits of moving to Switzerland, the flags a big plus

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By *b735Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"I was looking into the benefits of moving to Switzerland, the flags a big plus"

About a month before he died, my uncle who was a downhill skier in Switzerland had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I can feel a connection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I can feel a connection. "

Are you a generator? Im sure I felt a spark.

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Dont try to understand woman.............

woman understand woman and hate each other

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

What do you call a man who is nearly home?

Hamish

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

You're like my little toe. I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

My dad thinks you'd be good for me.

Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I cum in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I can feel a connection.

Are you a generator? Im sure I felt a spark.

Should this not be in the DIY thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You look a bit deflated, wanting pumped?”

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