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Dirty Doctors, Sexy Surgeons and Naughty Nurses Night
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. |
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started. "
FFS, are you still milking this cold?
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles.
Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around
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Oh no! Craft beer is the devil's work . Either that or I think I must be allergic to it
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles.
Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around
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Welcome. Just help yourself to whatever. Looks. Like you are a gynaecologist... Am I right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thanks for the invite. Cheeky craft beer for starters perhaps some nibbles.
Thanks for the seat but I'll stand for now and have a good look around
Oh no! Craft beer is the devil's work . Either that or I think I must be allergic to it
R "
You look like you could. Do with a large gin... And hold the tonic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started.
FFS, are you still milking this cold?
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It's amazing the inspiration you get from hot toddiea and fab. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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Mine is a large Pinot Grigio. I want a dashing, dirty doctor to examine me fully, a naughty nurse to check he’s doing it right and a sexy surgeon to ensure nothing is missed.
Might raise my BP and increase my heart rate! Can I have a bed bath too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a large Pinot Grigio. I want a dashing, dirty doctor to examine me fully, a naughty nurse to check he’s doing it right and a sexy surgeon to ensure nothing is missed.
Might raise my BP and increase my heart rate! Can I have a bed bath too! " .
You can have it all falcon. Just take your pick up of whoever comes in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have been known to do the nurse thing once or twice and the alcohol thing three or four
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Well tonight you can add to your numbers. What's your poison. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started.
FFS, are you still milking this cold?
It's amazing the inspiration you get from hot toddiea and fab. "
Aye, and naughty nurse uniforms... |
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"I have been known to do the nurse thing once or twice and the alcohol thing three or four
Well tonight you can add to your numbers. What's your poison. "
well im sitting with a few beers and some voddie..... so I'll take a red wine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Come in find a seat. This is the FABbar. A chill out space for a Friday night.There is wine, a fine selection of craft and draught beers. Gin single malts, buckfast for the more "discerning" drinkers. Gin. Soft Drinks. Snacks. A juke box, a gamer corner, a pool table and stripper pole. Grab a drink. Have a laugh. No football colours aloud. I will join you all in half an hour or so. It's all complimentary courtesy of the fabswinger staff. Tonight it's theme night. Let's get this party started.
FFS, are you still milking this cold?
It's amazing the inspiration you get from hot toddiea and fab.
Aye, and naughty nurse uniforms... "
Do you disapprove? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully.
Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot. "
Oh you beat me there tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully.
Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS. "
Absolutely. And also to your wee ones recovery. May it be speedy and the treatment a success. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight "
I have one of those electric wheelchairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs. "
You might be able to keep up with me now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully.
Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS.
Absolutely. And also to your wee ones recovery. May it be speedy and the treatment a success. "
Thanks, mate, the surgeon says the op was successful, and very straight forward. She'll be back on her feet soon, I'm sure. In the mean time, she has got three servants running round at her beck and call. So no change there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now "
It's not a souped up one. Ffs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I seen lots of lovely nurses today, none in sexy uniforms, but wonderful people, who looked after my wee darling, and her mum, big brother and me wonderfully.
Let us raise a glass in the Fabbar to the NHS.
Absolutely. And also to your wee ones recovery. May it be speedy and the treatment a success.
Thanks, mate, the surgeon says the op was successful, and very straight forward. She'll be back on her feet soon, I'm sure. In the mean time, she has got three servants running round at her beck and call. So no change there! "
Well all the best to you all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs. "
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs.
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. " .
*puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs.
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. .
*puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on*"
Might make the last 10 hours of my shift a bit more fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs.
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. .
*puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on*
Might make the last 10 hours of my shift a bit more fun! "
We will try. Now who wants to dance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs.
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. .
*puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on*
Might make the last 10 hours of my shift a bit more fun!
We will try. Now who wants to dance? "
I’ll need a couple more bailey’s first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll have a baileys please, with plenty ice, I’ll just be over in the corner... waiting
No need to wait. I'm already there. And I thought the surgeon from greys anatomy was hot.
Oh you beat me there tonight
I have one of those electric wheelchairs.
You might be able to keep up with me now
It's not a souped up one. Ffs.
So your not gonna be chasing me around tonight while I’m in uniform?.. .
*puts the "benny Hill" theme tune on*
Might make the last 10 hours of my shift a bit more fun!
We will try. Now who wants to dance?
I’ll need a couple more bailey’s first "
Take the bottle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz "
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x"
Mind if I dip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?"
You most certainly can DD x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?"
If you guys need anything just holler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler. "
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work."
Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler.
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x"
Have two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work.
Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure. "
Diet , I might be needed sober! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler.
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x
Have two. "
Woo hoo!! Hope you have plenty lemonade to go with x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"May I join you? *Puts down my stethoscope after a long day at work.
Of. Course. You like you've done a hard 36hour tour... I'm guessing emergency department.? What's your pleasure.
Diet , I might be needed sober!"
This is a magic bar. Get as pissed as you want. As soon as you walk out the door you are sober. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler.
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x
Have two.
Woo hoo!! Hope you have plenty lemonade to go with x"
As much as you can drink.. And then some. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A wee joke to lighten the mood.
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick sex fiend." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler.
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x
Have two.
Woo hoo!! Hope you have plenty lemonade to go with x
As much as you can drink.. And then some. "
Will have to be shared then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine is a vodka and lemonade, propping up the bar as I speak x
Good to see you again cate. Your drink is there... Help yourself to snacks. Xxxz
I've got the tortlla chips and dip out already! x
Mind if I dip?
If you guys need anything just holler.
Give me the bottle of vodka if you please x
Have two.
Woo hoo!! Hope you have plenty lemonade to go with x
As much as you can drink.. And then some.
Will have to be shared then"
Not if you don't want to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x"
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor. "
Aaaw less to eat now x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting "
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor. "
Plenty more where that came from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread. "
Stalker! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread.
Stalker! Lol "
No. It was on the cctv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread.
Stalker! Lol
No. It was on the cctv. "
Yeah attached to your eyes! |
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"I'm a bit late. Time for a quick one before closing? Could do with it after a few of the posts on here tonight!
V x"
This bar only closes when. The last punter leaves. So Wade can maybe grap a few after work.. If he is working tonight. X |
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread.
Stalker! Lol
No. It was on the cctv.
Yeah attached to your eyes!"
You have such a low opinion of me... It's not wrong just low. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread.
Stalker! Lol
No. It was on the cctv.
Yeah attached to your eyes!
You have such a low opinion of me... It's not wrong just low. "
Lol you're easy to wind up! I can go very low |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an eye bath that cate could use? I think she might need to give them a good clean.
That's disgusting
I meant afyer what you looked at on the "hey" thread.
Stalker! Lol
No. It was on the cctv.
Yeah attached to your eyes!
You have such a low opinion of me... It's not wrong just low.
Lol you're easy to wind up! I can go very low "
Your partly. Right. I'm. Easy.. Easy like. Sunday morning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor.
Plenty more where that came from. "
Not in my cupboard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor.
Plenty more where that came from.
Not in my cupboard. "
Plenty in my cupboard x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor.
Plenty more where that came from.
Not in my cupboard.
Plenty in my cupboard x"
I can't drive over though,Jack's been feeding me doubles all night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor.
Plenty more where that came from.
Not in my cupboard.
Plenty in my cupboard x
I can't drive over though,Jack's been feeding me doubles all night!"
I'll give you triples but of a different kind x |
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"Anyone need a drink??
I'm still waiting on my double X
Sorry didn't see you sneaking in there. A double and what will the misses have? "
I am the Mrs Discerono and cranberry please x |
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over a year ago
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"Anyone need a drink??
I'm still waiting on my double X
Sorry didn't see you sneaking in there. A double and what will the misses have?
I am the Mrs Discerono and cranberry please x"
Sorry. About the. Mix up... Have two. |
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"DD you've gone quiet lol x
I thought he was ermmm... Never mind.
I was taking dook.
There you are! Did you fall into the dip? x
I dropped my doritos chilli heatwave all over the floor.
Plenty more where that came from.
Not in my cupboard.
Plenty in my cupboard x
I can't drive over though,Jack's been feeding me doubles all night!
I'll give you triples but of a different kind x"
The mind boggles! |
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